Author Topic: Quotes of Note (Read 119411 times)

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #200 on:** March 22, 2005, 12:57:19 AM »

If you see a fork in the road... Take it!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #201 on:** March 22, 2005, 09:13:15 AM »

"Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate."
-- Slashdot

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #202 on:** April 03, 2005, 09:08:23 PM »

"In great power lies great responsibility. There's no escaping it."
- - Donut From Kung-Fu Hustle

ZWarrior · « **Reply #203 on:** April 03, 2005, 11:39:28 PM »

"We really don't want to smell your anal air!"
-- Wolverine

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #204 on:** April 04, 2005, 12:03:54 AM »

"Please sir, may I have some rockets?"
-- Mr Anderson

JollyRoger · « **Reply #205 on:** April 04, 2005, 12:23:15 AM »

"You know forget what I said earlier, We coud pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three a piece."
--Tucker ,RedvsBlue

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #206 on:** April 04, 2005, 12:40:14 AM »

"I know Kung-fu."
-- Neo from the Matrix

ZWarrior · « **Reply #207 on:** April 05, 2005, 08:57:18 AM »

Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #208 on:** April 05, 2005, 09:45:45 AM »

"I invented the internet".
-- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

JollyRoger · « **Reply #209 on:** April 05, 2005, 12:26:33 PM »

NO!!, What part of the word no don't you understand.

-- Original Unknown, but my Mom said it alot.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #210 on:** April 05, 2005, 12:27:51 PM »

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
-- Elvis Presley

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #211 on:** April 07, 2005, 10:52:04 AM »

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
-- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #212 on:** April 10, 2005, 10:52:17 PM »

"Solutions are not the answer."
-- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #213 on:** April 12, 2005, 03:58:00 PM »

"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer."
-- Milton Berle

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #214 on:** April 13, 2005, 05:04:35 PM »

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #215 on:** April 14, 2005, 03:26:55 PM »

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-- W.C. Fields

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #216 on:** April 17, 2005, 07:00:32 PM »

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-- Joe E Lewis.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #217 on:** April 18, 2005, 09:33:47 AM »

The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #218 on:** April 18, 2005, 10:33:55 AM »

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
-- Jimmy Carter

ZWarrior · « **Reply #219 on:** April 19, 2005, 08:12:32 AM »

Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #220 on:** April 19, 2005, 09:52:56 AM »

"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
-- Douglas Adams

ZWarrior · « **Reply #221 on:** April 19, 2005, 01:41:37 PM »

Actually, that wasn't Douglas Addams, it was a character named Hot Black Desiato, and the bodyguard was the one that said "he is spending a year dead for tax purposes."

How sad that I am such a geek that I know that.

But I will be seeing the movie.

It's absolutely nothing like the book.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #222 on:** April 19, 2005, 02:23:55 PM »

A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #223 on:** April 19, 2005, 02:59:31 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by ZWarrior
But I will be seeing the movie.
It's absolutely nothing like the book.

YES!!!!

I'm going to see the movie! Hopefully the day it comes out!

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #224 on:** April 19, 2005, 03:01:52 PM »

"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
-- Spike Milligan

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