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Offline Mr_Anderson

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« Reply #200 on: March 22, 2005, 12:57:19 AM »
If you see a fork in the road... Take it!
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« Reply #201 on: March 22, 2005, 09:13:15 AM »
"Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate."
-- Slashdot
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #202 on: April 03, 2005, 09:08:23 PM »
"In great power lies great responsibility. There's no escaping it."
- - Donut From Kung-Fu Hustle
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« Reply #203 on: April 03, 2005, 11:39:28 PM »
"We really don't want to smell your anal air!"
-- Wolverine
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #204 on: April 04, 2005, 12:03:54 AM »
"Please sir, may I have some rockets?"
-- Mr Anderson
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« Reply #205 on: April 04, 2005, 12:23:15 AM »
"You know forget what I said earlier, We coud pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three a piece."
--Tucker ,RedvsBlue
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« Reply #206 on: April 04, 2005, 12:40:14 AM »
"I know Kung-fu."
-- Neo from the Matrix
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« Reply #207 on: April 05, 2005, 08:57:18 AM »
Drakenberg's Discovery: If you can't seem to find your glasses, it's probably because you don't have them on.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #208 on: April 05, 2005, 09:45:45 AM »
"I invented the internet".
-- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President
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« Reply #209 on: April 05, 2005, 12:26:33 PM »
NO!!, What part of the word no don't you understand.

-- Original Unknown, but my Mom said it alot.
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« Reply #210 on: April 05, 2005, 12:27:51 PM »
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
-- Elvis Presley
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« Reply #211 on: April 07, 2005, 10:52:04 AM »
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
-- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
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« Reply #212 on: April 10, 2005, 10:52:17 PM »
"Solutions are not the answer."
-- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
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« Reply #213 on: April 12, 2005, 03:58:00 PM »
"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer."
-- Milton Berle
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« Reply #214 on: April 13, 2005, 05:04:35 PM »
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.
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« Reply #215 on: April 14, 2005, 03:26:55 PM »
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-- W.C. Fields
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« Reply #216 on: April 17, 2005, 07:00:32 PM »
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-- Joe E Lewis.
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« Reply #217 on: April 18, 2005, 09:33:47 AM »
The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #218 on: April 18, 2005, 10:33:55 AM »
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
-- Jimmy Carter
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« Reply #219 on: April 19, 2005, 08:12:32 AM »
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #220 on: April 19, 2005, 09:52:56 AM »
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
-- Douglas Adams
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« Reply #221 on: April 19, 2005, 01:41:37 PM »
Actually, that wasn't Douglas Addams, it was a character named Hot Black Desiato, and the bodyguard was the one that said "he is spending a year dead for tax purposes."

How sad that I am such a geek that I know that.

But I will be seeing the movie.

It's absolutely nothing like the book. ;)
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« Reply #222 on: April 19, 2005, 02:23:55 PM »
A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #223 on: April 19, 2005, 02:59:31 PM »
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But I will be seeing the movie.
It's absolutely nothing like the book. ;)


YES!!!!

I'm going to see the movie! Hopefully the day it comes out!
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« Reply #224 on: April 19, 2005, 03:01:52 PM »
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
-- Spike Milligan
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