Author Topic: VFF - Mark 2.0 (Read 84871 times)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #200 on:** October 23, 2007, 09:09:03 PM »

The bomb, since defeated and defused, falls harmlessly at Snauz's feet.

He looks down, looks up, looks down again, and scratches his head in confusion... Just as the bullet enters one ear and passes through, exiting out the other.

Boomslang · « **Reply #201 on:** October 24, 2007, 06:34:56 AM »

Not doing any damage because it was a clean shot, he gets up and walks away.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #202 on:** October 24, 2007, 08:35:00 AM »

not to mention the lack of vital organs.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #203 on:** October 24, 2007, 10:06:30 AM »

ZW pulls out his touch pad and punches a few keys.

A red glow surrounds Boomslang and Jolly as they joke about Snauz's apparent lack of anything important.

Boom: *sniffing* "Do you smell something?"
Jolly: "Um, yeah I do. Is it me, or is it getting warm in here?"

The red glow increases and suddenly both disappear in a flash and a cloud of dust.

ZW: "Man I love that Microwave ray."

*ZW fades into the shadows*

JollyRoger · « **Reply #204 on:** October 24, 2007, 09:06:37 PM »

After being converted to a microwave signal from ZW's attempt to scorch him, Jolly Floats around the field in his new state. After a few minutes he is absorbed in to a strange place.

Upon realizing were he is he starts to get to work reprogramming ZW's Touch pad, altering a few things here and there. After a few minutes of work and hope that no alarms go off to let ZW know what was happening the mod was finished.

[Beep - Beep]
ZW looks at his touch pad. Puzzled he touches the screen.

A picture of Jolly's face appears on the screen.

Followed by the messaged "OWN'd"

Just then He felt his touch pad get really warm, and all the remote charges on him arm.
"Oh crap"

[BOOM!]

I explosion of Flesh and cloth and bone fill the area.

Jolly respawns

*shakes his head*
"Microwave form is interesting"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #205 on:** October 25, 2007, 08:47:10 PM »

*ZW steps from the shadows with his uniform in tatters and his touch pad still smoking.*

Who installed the Windows on my pad?

JOLLY!!!

*Watches as the sky begins to destabilize and the clouds start to swirl.*

Hmm, might be time to take cover while reality tries to recover from that explosion. Hopefully the fail-safe code works, otherwise we are bound to see som really weird things.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #206 on:** October 25, 2007, 09:13:04 PM »

Just then a Zebra with two heads walks up a licks ZW in the face.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #207 on:** October 26, 2007, 07:20:46 AM »

ZW grabs it by the mane, shoves it in Jollys door and runs the other way.

Referee or not, I am not taking any chances that it's loaded.

snauzberries · « **Reply #208 on:** October 30, 2007, 01:10:12 PM »

Snauz feels a tug on his new mane as he is shoves in a door....

HE enter and it is nice and dark in side

Not senseing any movoment snauz passes gas from his newly found zebra butt

ZWarrior · « **Reply #209 on:** November 01, 2007, 07:02:24 PM »

ZW keys up the code monitor and sees Jolly drop from lack of oxygen due to a recent flatulent expulsion from a zebra.

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #210 on:** November 02, 2007, 02:15:21 PM »

Unbeknownst to everyone, the zebra flatulence was the code to activate the secret "EAF" project. "EAF" stands for "Everyone Automatically Farts" Project. It has been an on going nuerological science project that Snauz has been working on. His plan: "To take over the world using Nuerological Fart Technology!"

When activated, it forces everyone within a 100 mile proximity to uncontrollably release a continual and natural zebra fart out of their mouth and then automatically inhale it through their nose. This continues for the next 30 minutes.

While this is happening 100 "EAF" robots go around all of the 100 mile proximity and place Zebra Butt masks on everyone affected.

Snauz is cruel!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #211 on:** November 02, 2007, 03:27:13 PM »

** ZW blind types the reset codes for the virtual world and the zebra masks are removed from all the entities in the virtual world. He then taps a new series of codes into the newly secured, non-windows based, control pad. (Note that this pad also does not use x86 architecture so he isn't too worried about failed cpu issues.)

Snauz suddenly finds himself chin deep in peach jello.**

(Wolvy must be really bored at work today.)

snauzberries · « **Reply #212 on:** November 06, 2007, 12:44:44 PM »

Snauz Feels a strange senstation as if the whole world around him is being reset.
Suddenly he finds himself in a pool of jello.

"well this is award"

With all his might snauz headbutts the jello breaking the Surface and begins to suck.

With Extrodinay force snauz inhales around 1.3tons of jello in a single suck...

-------------------------------------------------

Zw is standing by his console thinks wolvy need to work more when he sees a little +1 float infront of him than disapper

he checks in console again and sees that he just got a point from killing snauz.

Zw muttes

"snauz sucks so bad that he probly killed himself from inhaling the jello"

JollyRoger · « **Reply #213 on:** November 06, 2007, 09:58:31 PM »

"Death by Jello" Jolly chuckles.

Toddling over to Snauz's corps. Jolly kicks it and laughs as Snauz's corps jiggles.

Jolly starts to walk away, when he see a dark figure in the shadows of a rock.

Drifting over to see what is going on he realizes its ZW. Joly floats up behind ZW and sticks his head right next to ZW's head.

"Whats up" shouts Jolly.

ZW stumbles forward in shock.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #214 on:** November 08, 2007, 03:16:21 PM »

ZW watches as Jolly tries to spook his doppleganger. He laughs as it topples over from the encounter with Jolly.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #215 on:** January 19, 2008, 08:30:23 PM »

ZW takes careful aim with his Sniper MkVI and shots an apple off of Snauz's forehead as he rests from too much Jello.

opiesilver · « **Reply #216 on:** January 21, 2008, 04:44:48 PM »

Meanwhile, Opiesilver checks his laptop on more time just to make sure all the appropriate scripts are running and clicks the stealth button. It's taken months to get that software perfected. Opie sets the laptop down and transports back to the surface.

Hmmm...no one around....well, they will all be trying to find me soon enough......

ZWarrior · « **Reply #217 on:** January 22, 2008, 07:22:11 AM »

*ZW answers the alert on his cpad*

Hmm, Opie seems to have re-entered the fray. Wonder when we will see his handiwork?

*spots Jolly seated outside a local cafe eating spaghetti and drinking a Bawls, oh so peacefully*

Oh, this just won't do, now will it?

*takes aim at Jolly and fires... The bottle of Bawls flies off the table and spills out empty on the floor*

No one gets Bawls if I don't get Bawls.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #218 on:** January 22, 2008, 09:21:52 AM »

ZW turns around to see a Crisp Bawls with beads of sweat glistening on the bottle, sitting unopened with a nice ribbon on it.

"To: Z, From: Jolly" Neatly scrawled on a note attached to the ribbon.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #219 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:09:05 PM »

*ZW grabs the tag on the sure-to-be-boobytrapped bottle and changes the text*

"To: Opie, Love and Kisses: Jolly"

Oh the fun this should bring. If it isn't booby trapped... I am surely going to miss that draught.

opiesilver · « **Reply #220 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:25:15 PM »

So there I was just walking down the street and I see this ice cold bottle of bawls on a table with a note addressed to me. In the past I would have been seriously drawn to this but because I was tired of being a fat bastard operator from hell I just pass it by. I do however tap a button on my wrist pad and watch the bottle shimmer for a second and then I walk away. I just keep my head down and snicker to myself......

ZWarrior · « **Reply #221 on:** January 24, 2008, 08:21:55 AM »

*ZW watches from the shadows as Opie walks by and "ignores" the bottle. He notes the sudden shimmer of the bottle and realizes this has suddenly gone from fun prank to deadly fun. He quickly leaves the area, leaving a camera to observe the bottle.*

"Something tells me that that ground zero is somewhere around 50 miles across."

JollyRoger · « **Reply #222 on:** January 24, 2008, 11:33:20 AM »

Jolly, Quickly finishes his spagetti with one last slurp.

He has noticed that things are not as they seem.

Jolly quickly takes action and taps his belt buckle.
He walks away quickly to find a safe place.

opiesilver · « **Reply #223 on:** January 24, 2008, 08:20:28 PM »

Opie quickly turns into the alley and taps the live video feed from a supposedly unused military satelite. He watchs ZW and Jolly runs like little girls. It's too funny.

"Man, all I did was swap the contents of that bottle with tobasco. You'd think I was out to kill them or something. That's not part of my plan at all."

Opie turns back towards the street and then he's gone...."got to love quantum physics". The whole world shimmers.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #224 on:** August 07, 2009, 02:09:51 PM »

ZW runs a series of diags on the bottle and discovers the chemical composition of the bottle has been changed from Bawls to... TOBASCO!?!?

THAT'S JUST WRONG!

He quickly runs a scan looking for living entities in his area and filters for bio-rythms matching those of Opie and his tech equipment.

He slide the sniper rifle out the fire port and drops a shot off at Opies hunkered form in the alleyway.

Opie jumps as his wrist comp is suddenly ripped from his wrist and sprayed in thousands of pieces. He knows ZW must be responsible since it didn't involve food in any way. He quickly moves into new cover to avoid any follow-on shots from above.

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