Author Topic: VFF - Mark 2.0 (Read 84911 times)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #175 on:** May 11, 2005, 08:21:34 AM »

ZW awakens from his nap to hear the roar of a 100Megaton warhead going off in the area.

he wanders over to the security panel in his lair, checks the screen, and then taps a few keys.

All Snauz, Jolly, and Anderson see is a bright flash of light, then they are small piles of ash which are quickly spread but the prevailing winds.

"It's good to be the evil master of technology."

He verifies that the security system is still active, as are the shields and jammers, then retires to his bed again.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #176 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:09:18 PM »

Luckily Mr. Anderson is able to jump into the matrix before anybody notices

"Z thinks he can get me. I'll show him!"

Mr. Anderson starts messing with Snauz and Z computer equipment.

"That will show them!"

JollyRoger · « **Reply #177 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:28:41 PM »

Jolly was Monitoring the changes that we're made to Z Computer Equiptment. Because Jolly kows better doesn't do anything to Fix it. He whips out a PDA and taps a couple of button and de-rezzes from the game. As he leaves he shakes his head. and mutters "you have no idea what yo just did, Mr_Anderson."

ZWarrior · « **Reply #178 on:** May 11, 2005, 02:32:01 PM »

A soft tone rouses ZW from his nap again. He turns to his pad and notes that Tripwire is showing attempted changes in the core software of his lair, adn the VFF.

ZW clicks the "Deny" button and reverts all the code to previous original versions. He then opens the IDS app and tracks the culprit to his node and releases the AuthorityBot Mk12 to that location.

The AuthorityBot Mk12 arrives at Anderson's location and removes the link he was using to connect to the systems, locking him into the Matrix without an exit. Then the connection is modified and Anderson suddenly finds himself in a tutu with a desire to dance swan lake, all while chanting "I've been p0wn3d by ZW's m4d l33t sk1lzs!"

After 10 minutes the AuthorityBot Mk12 shuts down the node causing Anderson to cease to exist in the Matrix and further.

snauzberries · « **Reply #179 on:** May 11, 2005, 03:32:08 PM »

snauz retreats to his liar once again..."Activate Mr.snuggles code: Jolly can fight"

snauz thinks " heh jolly can fight is the best password cause it is not true"

snauz walks to the moniter which is displaying and map with a red blip
"ahh there It is...the prsius mr. snuggles

Computer: "Warning....Warning Anderson is attemting to hack the system"

anderson disconcted

"odd...must have been jolly"

Snauz loads the information on his pda and puts on his nija suit and grabs his black hole pack
"can hold the whole univese and than some"

"Now for Mr.snuggles"

snauzberries · « **Reply #180 on:** May 12, 2005, 05:28:00 PM »

The hatch of snauzs domain opens.....and out pops snauz....Than the door closes...how quaint

Travling across the map snauz see mr.A tieing hios shoe

"tempting but NO! I must gey Mr.snuggles...well......"

*punt*

anderson faceplant into the mud

"it wass too tempting"

Snauz continuse his prusiut of the precius....wait....Mr.snuggles...i dont need a lawsuit over copr right laws....

Atlast snauz sees opie with The weapon

"Alas opie....fate has brought us here"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #181 on:** May 13, 2005, 10:30:55 AM »

ZW turns on the monitor and his "eye-in-the-sky" bot sends him a feed of Snauz and Opie just a sSnauz tells Opie to surrender Mr. Snuggles to him.

"This should be good."

*throws some popcorn in the microwave and, grabs a Bawls, and settles into the Laz-boy to watch the show...*

snauzberries · « **Reply #182 on:** May 13, 2005, 03:07:43 PM »

Snauz looks up in the sky and say

"i hate those things"

He reaches ito his satche and pulls out 1ft silver rod.....Jummping up he reveals that the rod is attualy a dual light saber...*vwoom*

snauz lands on the ground and the "eye in the sky is intact"

opie: " you will need more than poor attacts with that thing to get Mr. Snuggles"

*KABOOM*

snauz" I love the pause before the boom"

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #183 on:** May 13, 2005, 03:22:08 PM »

Mr. Anderson awakes in a room still in the Matrix.

"At least Snauz and Z did not find the hidden virus that allows me control of their weapons"

Mr. Anderson hacks into Z's computer

"Ahh, here is the exit! Now to get back at him"

While Z got up to get his popcorn, Mr. Anderson sneaks up and tasers him till he is unconscious.

"Now what shall I do??"

snauzberries · « **Reply #184 on:** May 13, 2005, 10:49:42 PM »

Lighning strikes as snauz and opie are staring at each other.

snauz is holding a claymore and is redy for battle aginst mr. snuggles

snauz reaches into his sathel and pulls a glove out and puts it on one hand

Opie charges and pulls a knife from his side...snauz holds out his gloved hand and a shield appears

"A light shield wont protect you form this"

Snauz smirks as as opie aims Mr.snuggles and pulls the triggler

A blueish green light is coming from the barrel

"Opie you forgot....I made that mr.snuggles......MR.SNUGGLES COMMAND: I AM YOU SERVEAT YOU SHALL FLOCK MY SHEEP!"

the greenish blue light dissapers and opie is stuuned

"wha....what did you do to it?"
"i knew this day whould come so i programed some commad lines to shut it down"

"Tu...Turn it back on you fool"

opiesilver · « **Reply #185 on:** May 14, 2005, 02:13:26 PM »

Opie sensing the trap taps a small button on his watch. Suddenly all power in Mr. Snuggles and in Snauzes glove are gone.

"What the....?" Snauz mumbles.

"That's what you call a mini EM pulse. Only works as a line of sight defense weapon since the ground will stop the pulse, but since you are right here in front of me you have no way to escape."

Snauz pulls out his PDA only to find it completely dead too. He then looks up to find Opie standing right in front of him. An alkaline taste washes trough his mouth.

"You still rely on technology too much Snauz. It makes you weak." Opie reaches over and pulls the knife from Snauzes throat. "You're weak and the weak only exist to justify the strong."

Snauzes body slumps to the ground. It too is now devoid of life.

"Too bad Z could see that. Wonder when he'll notice the satellite is offline"

[Edited on 5-14-2005 by opiesilver]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #186 on:** June 02, 2005, 11:00:19 AM »

*Snauz's body tumbles from the sky and lands on Opie*

He looks down at his other body, rubs the mark on his posterior where ZW kicked him into the thread, and wanders off.

snauzberries · « **Reply #187 on:** November 23, 2005, 01:47:58 AM »

Snauz looks around and swears he heard a crickit chearp

"HELLLO!"

"its dead in here"

"hmmm"

Snauz reaches into is wonderful bag off goodies and pulls out a bawls and sets it in a clearing.

Jolly is wondering and hears "HELLO" from close by.
He goes tword the sound caustiously.

Snauz is hidding in a bush near his bawls. he sees jolly apear in the clearing.

'yes thats it' snauz thinks as jolly looks at the bottle very carefully.
he goes for the grab...i mean serously, who can resist the bottle of bawls.

*snap*

the mousetrap style device snauz camoed on the bawls just cut off jollys hands.

Snauz pulls a stun gun from is pocket and shots it at jolly droping him like a brick.

"Need a hand?...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" snauz says.

snauz ties jolly up with his bledding nubs pointing forward

Snauz grabs a bowl of waht seems to be water...little does jolly know it contains 84.876% salt.

Snauz grabs a towl and saks it...than places it on the fleahwound....jolly Scraems in pain.

"ok im bored" says snauz

snauz walks away and jolly hears a engine of a blackhawk startup......5 mins later snauz is hoviering verticaly above jolly. the rear proplere is getting dagourusly close to jollys head.

*cenored*

snauz is flying a heli and whild stunting above jollys head he feels a unknown loss of stability.

he jumps out and pulls his partute...

*Boom*

15 mil dwn the drain again

snauz finds jolly is mostly one peics......and looking like the scene in phantasmagoria were your in the chair and you pulll the leaver too soon

JollyRoger · « **Reply #188 on:** November 23, 2005, 10:12:19 AM »

Jolly De-rezzes

snauzberries · « **Reply #189 on:** November 24, 2005, 01:58:37 AM »

Snauz is bored......Grabbing a nade he pulls the pin and holds it

4

3

2

......Hey look a bunny

2

WAIT O....

*boom*

ZWarrior · « **Reply #190 on:** November 24, 2006, 02:13:34 AM »

A year later, the pancake is still protecting the bunny and Snauz is missing a few fingers.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #191 on:** March 06, 2007, 10:29:17 AM »

ZWarrior sneaks up to Jolly and sets Det packs around him as he languishes in the rut he has found.

ZW sneaks away to a safe distance and hits the button on the radio detonator.

*crickets chirp*

"Crud, forgot the batteries again!"

He slips fresh batteries into the detonator and Jolly is quickly removed from his rut in a flashy, most glorious fashion. Although he may need a few band-aids now.

Cleanup on aisle 6.

snauzberries · « **Reply #192 on:** March 06, 2007, 02:00:10 PM »

Snauz grabs a mop and heads to the fresh hole made in the italian food asile......wait thats not ragu

snauzberries · « **Reply #193 on:** March 06, 2007, 02:21:03 PM »

A head lands next to Snauz.

"No that's not Ragu, its me!"

Snauz gets startled be this and jumps.

(jolly posted this)

[Edited on 3/6/2007 by snauzberries]

snauzberries · « **Reply #194 on:** March 06, 2007, 02:46:58 PM »

Starled by the talking Ragu snauzb grabs his Weapon of 1337ness and makes the hole of ragu bigger

[Edited on 3/6/2007 by snauzberries]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #195 on:** March 07, 2007, 10:57:52 AM »

ZW looks around the corner and flips Snauz some spaghetti.

Here, this might go with it.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #196 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:22:00 PM »

Umm Snauz, 3 months later and the mess is still here.

*Hands him a fresh mop*

*Fires a round in Opie's direction to wake him up.*

Hey, quit sleeping with that thing. You never know where that crazy rifle of yours has been.

snauzberries · « **Reply #197 on:** June 28, 2007, 09:04:36 PM »

After a shower and a new set of cloth snauz spawns in and sees opie throwning a dirty look Zwarriors way and possibly a new pair of pants in in the question for opie.

Snauz reaches into his bag and pulls out a laptop and cell phone

HE begins to connct to the internet to set in some cords for a carpet bomb

ZWarrior · « **Reply #198 on:** June 29, 2007, 08:23:39 AM »

Hearing the subtle drone of Snauz's bombers, ZW pulls out his trust helmet (with optional umbrella upgrade) and prepares for the noise and confusion.

snauzberries · « **Reply #199 on:** June 29, 2007, 10:43:14 AM »

Snauz goes to google and looks order a trust helment and than throws the laptop at the back of andersons head and ducks for cover

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