Author Topic: VFF - Mark 2.0 (Read 84904 times)

snauzberries · « **Reply #150 on:** January 25, 2005, 10:48:35 PM »

n1c spawns on one of snauzes landmines and is blown away from the start

JollyRoger · « **Reply #151 on:** January 26, 2005, 01:35:22 PM »

Jolly stands in a field surrrounded by flowers.

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #152 on:** January 26, 2005, 02:43:09 PM »

Jolly starts to see movement in the flowers. To his shock, he starts to hear singing..."We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..etc.." The next thing he sees is about 20 of them pop out from all over the flower field. They are all dressed up like ninja's. They were armed with staffs and num-chucks. Jolly decided to outwit them by getting down on his knees and singing with them. But they used that to their advantage, now he was eye level. They pummelled him like he has never been pummelled before.

snauzberries · « **Reply #153 on:** January 27, 2005, 09:36:15 AM »

wolvy is on the ground laughing at the work th ninjas did to jolly.....little does he know snauz was one apart of the lolipop gulild.....snauz just got kicked out for bad spelling...wolvy sences somthing is near and stops laughing. A bright falsh of light apers and dissapers just as fanst.......snauz is standing in front of wolvy laught...."bye wolvy"

wolvy pulls his knife and charges at snauz. snauz laughs even harder
behind wolvy is his legs. snauz cut him in half....."cheers wolvy":beer:

ZWarrior · « **Reply #154 on:** January 27, 2005, 03:03:02 PM »

ZW sits on a ridge nearby and watches as Snauz plays Ginzu Knife Master with Wolvy's helpless body.

He draws up the sniper rifle and fires a silenced round and shatters the "unshatterable" knife blade.

He fires again, and Snauz feels a pain shoot through his right leg, then his left.

Snauz reaches down with his hands to staunch the blood flowing from both his legs and another round enters his right arm and exits his left.

ZW fires one last time and snauz loses conciousness as the bullet pulls his brains out of his head through his ear.

ZW moves off quickly before anybody can figure out where he fired from, keeping a close eye on the ground and the sky for others.

opiesilver · « **Reply #155 on:** January 27, 2005, 08:04:22 PM »

Ohhhhh!!! Silencer?? Opie heads off to his lab with Mr. Snuggles in hand.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #156 on:** January 28, 2005, 11:44:51 AM »

Jolly enters a cave and xhuts the door behind him. he walks of to the kitchen and looks at rhe fridge. he opens it up and grab some misc. food. shut the fridge and walks over to the living room.

snauzberries · « **Reply #157 on:** January 28, 2005, 03:08:08 PM »

snauz respawns in his lap....perect......"Amazing....even afetr it has been dystoyed it still stands"

walking over to his weatehr macines snauz decids some fog is in order.......outside fog covers the land...a think no visabiliuty fig

snauz grabs his thermal googles and loads up with a 4 sileced pistols and a mp5

gunna have sme fun

ZWarrior · « **Reply #158 on:** January 28, 2005, 10:03:10 PM »

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Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
snauz respawns in his lap....perect......"Amazing....even afetr it has been dystoyed it still stands"

walking over to his weatehr macines snauz decids some fog is in order.......outside fog covers the land...a think no visabiliuty fig

snauz grabs his thermal googles and loads up with a 4 sileced pistols and a mp5

gunna have sme fun

* ZW scratches his head and shakes the translator, but all that comes out is more smoke. *

snauzberries · « **Reply #159 on:** January 28, 2005, 11:03:57 PM »

snauz hears grumbles and coming from a bright orage figure in his viewfinder.....snauz jumps in the air nija style and lands next to zw...

pullin out a gun snauz points it at ZW head .......*click*

judging by the redidish formation snauz sees forming in ZW pants he just wet himself....

snauz puts out a clip, loads it and shoots ZW in the legs, the arms and through the ear.....

snauz walks away tword anothe blip of orange in the distant

ZWarrior · « **Reply #160 on:** January 29, 2005, 12:10:33 AM »

ZW grabs the micro-gravy gun and aims for Snauz's feet. As his feet become heavier, ZW aims at Snauz's head and it becomes lighter.

The fun begins as Snauz's lack of consistent gravity tears him apart.

snauzberries · « **Reply #161 on:** February 11, 2005, 08:45:15 AM »

stupid anti newton weapons......

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #162 on:** February 11, 2005, 09:56:50 AM »

I'm confused did you shoot gravy at his feet and head...or change the 'gravity' settings for his head and feet?

Either way it would be fun to watch! :rolling:rolling:rolling

ZWarrior · « **Reply #163 on:** February 11, 2005, 10:19:58 AM »

Gravy = Gravity

messing with the Gravitons here bud.

*Gives Snauz another shot with the gravy gun*

snauzberries · « **Reply #164 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:27:54 PM »

snauz is wearing his turky suit.......HA......now what Mr.ZW

JollyRoger · « **Reply #165 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:33:33 PM »

*SCHICK-SCHICK*
*KER-POW-OW-WOW*
"Wow What a turky I didn't even need a Turkey call to nab this one."
"Have ZW, you wanna have some turkey?"
"..."
"?"
"This Turkey looks strangly familar..."

snauzberries · « **Reply #166 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:38:34 PM »

a high piched sound is emmiting from the turkey
"jooly do you here that"
"yea ZW i do"
"SURPRISE"

*KA-BOOM!*

ZWarrior · « **Reply #167 on:** February 14, 2005, 09:33:54 AM »

ZW picks the remnants of Snauz's turkey off his uniform and whacks Jolly in the back of the head with his gravy gun.

"Next time pull it out when the little pop up button POPS!!!"

I hate dry turkey.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #168 on:** February 14, 2005, 03:46:24 PM »

SORRY:D

JollyRoger · « **Reply #169 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:20:49 PM »

Anderson lands in front of Snauz who is holding a active Granade

" Keep the pumling in VFF"

*KA-Boom!*

All that was left is the pin from the Grenade.

snauzberries · « **Reply #170 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:22:14 PM »

OOOO the ring trick.....owww

snauzberries · « **Reply #171 on:** May 10, 2005, 07:14:35 PM »

Snauz is on a hill with his thermo-nucular binoculars and he see anderson walking along...
pushing a button his high intesity microwave beam is activated

Anderson stops to look around and starts to eat a twinky....sudenly he twinki exploads in a creamy mess...

alamed anderson looks around

He freezes and stares at his hand whic is bubling and with a loud scream exploads like his ex-twinky

"rockets away indeed Mr.A"

[Edited on 5/11/2005 by snauzberries]

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #172 on:** May 10, 2005, 07:40:24 PM »

*While Snauz is distracted by the show Mr. Anderson pulls out a remote*

Oh where is that Snauz I wonder?

*Sees Snauz on the remotes screen*

Oh there he is.

*Pushes a red button*

Nuke Away!!

snauzberries · « **Reply #173 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:01:11 PM »

Hearing a faint roaring sound in the air snauz pulls up his pda and sees a missile has been lauched from a location 3km from his location....

He reaches into his satchel and pulls out 3 sphere like objects and places the in a triagular shape aroud him...Next he puuls out his sniper rifle and zooms on the location of the missle lauch and sees nothing......."shoot"

pulling out his pda snauz says "Shield activate"

a blue bubble is formed around snauz

He turns off all his electronics and puts the batteryes in his sachel....pulls out some sungalsses and watches as a roket heads his way

"I love a mushroom cloud in bloom...and lucky only the beloved m.snuggles can penetate it....."

snauz pulls out a note pad and writes on it

things to do
1.get mr snuggles
2. love mr. snuggles
3.toement jolly

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #174 on:** May 10, 2005, 10:50:55 PM »

*Snauz then wakes up from his dream*

"Puerfect" Snauz says

*The nuke hits and destroys everything in site*

*Mr. Anderson mutters*

Thats for hitting my twinkie.

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