Author Topic: VFF - Mark 2.0 (Read 84906 times)

JollyRoger · « **Reply #125 on:** December 03, 2004, 02:36:47 PM »

Jolly Sets the cruise control and hops out
*tap*
Jolly Appears in front of ZW
"Holo-Gramm For ZWarrior"
ZW Startled exclaims "Uh"
"Holo-Gramm For ZWarrior"
"I'm Him"
Jolly Hands Him A Package
And vaporizes.

ZW getting his sense back Runs the package through an analyzer to see if it has any thing that could be harmful to his health.
*Bink*
"It comes up clean lets see what it is"
ZW Opens it up and is a bottle of BAWLS
ZW being thirst drinks it down
only to look in the box after he consumed the whole bottle
does he notice the packaging for Turbo LAX brand Laxative.

*gurgle,gurgle*
ZW suddenly has a sense of urgency.

snauzberries · « **Reply #126 on:** December 03, 2004, 04:29:17 PM »

Snauz looks at what is in his supplies and finds c4 and a remote.....Wraping the C4 around him he arms the remote and runs...Zw is bent behind a tree but that target is not Rightt to attack Right now......jolly is cruising along so snauz waves him down and jolly asks what.......snauz replies " hold this" jolly being gullible does and snauz pulls out a glock 9mm and shoots jolly in the head....taking the remote before jolly lets go snauz de-arms it and programs the remote to detonate on hard impact...........snauz loads the C4 and puts the remote on the bumper......Time to drive

ZWarrior · « **Reply #127 on:** December 03, 2004, 04:47:21 PM »

As Snauz is tooling down the road, ZW pulls out the handy dandy comm-pad and cues a house sized boulder in the road.

Without sufficient time to respond Snauz hits the house/boulder and blows the Jeep, Jolly's body, and himself into leetle, bitty, teeny, weeny pieces that cover Opie and Wolvy in schmutz.

ZW sees the last part and starts running shouting, "Dragon did it, Dragon did it!"

JollyRoger · « **Reply #128 on:** December 04, 2004, 01:23:14 AM »

"Man I lost another good Jeep!"
Jolly Pops out his data pad and types acouple of sentences in andhits the send button.
*BEEP BEEP BEEEP*
ZW's Com-Pad starts to vibrate and beep in his pocket.
"INCOMING MESSAGE FROM JOLLY ROGER"
ZW taps on the message to open it.
"Thanks, couldn't you have not harmed my Jeep.
BTW Theres a piece of me on your back. Just to let you know"

[Edited on 12-4-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

snauzberries · « **Reply #129 on:** December 04, 2004, 02:35:12 PM »

pulling out a sword snauz stats to stalk around the game feild and sees jolly using a data pad......and he puts it in his pokiet he is impaled by a long cold metal object....snauz has attacked

JollyRoger · « **Reply #130 on:** December 04, 2004, 04:10:10 PM »

The sword drops to the ground and the Image of Jolly looks back at Snauz.
"Holo-Gramm for Snauzberries"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #131 on:** December 04, 2004, 11:28:35 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
pulling out a sword snauz stats to stalk around the game feild and sees jolly using a data pad......and he puts it in his pokiet he is impaled by a long cold metal object....snauz has attacked

the worse part is that this has been posted SINCE we added the spellchecker!!

LOL!!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #132 on:** December 04, 2004, 11:29:01 PM »

*Whacks Snauz with a dead halibut*

snauzberries · « **Reply #133 on:** December 05, 2004, 02:15:11 PM »

whats a speel cheker?

JollyRoger · « **Reply #134 on:** December 05, 2004, 07:21:08 PM »

Little does Snauz know but while he was reading the last post Jolly has been pulling a loose stitch in Snauz's uniform and at this time unraveled 2/3 of it. still running away from Snauz he has done nothing yet.

snauzberries · « **Reply #135 on:** December 05, 2004, 11:24:14 PM »

bRRR ITS A BIT DRAFTY HERE

ZWarrior · « **Reply #136 on:** December 06, 2004, 10:47:37 AM »

*Drops a mouse into Snauz's now open uniform*

snauzberries · « **Reply #137 on:** December 06, 2004, 06:10:12 PM »

SQEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

there is a rodent in my pants!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #138 on:** December 07, 2004, 09:12:50 AM »

"Here, let me help!"

Begins pummeling Snauz with a large oar.

snauzberries · « **Reply #139 on:** December 07, 2004, 04:03:04 PM »

"carefull.......i have a exposive in my poc....."

BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

snazu is obltreated along with Z

ZWarrior · « **Reply #140 on:** December 08, 2004, 12:42:02 PM »

*ZW picks himself up and attempts to dust himself off, only to find that the little bits of Snauz have combined with the dust to form a muck that smells remarkably close to the same scent that a diaper has 2 weeks after a diaper change.*

"Looks like a change of uniform is in order..."

JollyRoger · « **Reply #141 on:** December 08, 2004, 03:01:34 PM »

Jolly Toodles on by,
"Fff-WHOA, ZW, Man you stink!, You Smell kind of like a diaper, 2 weeks after a diaper change."

Jolly grabs a can of lysol a hose ZW down.
*Sniff**Sniff*
" Nope, No help"

Jolly Runs off holding his breath.

snauzberries · « **Reply #142 on:** December 08, 2004, 07:57:14 PM »

snauz sees Z tryin to get the Ou du snauz off him and detects lysol.......snauz walks up to Z, Smirks and throws a lit match on Z........in and istant the lysol on ZW is ignited and snauz enjoys the Zw bonfire

ZWarrior · « **Reply #143 on:** December 09, 2004, 12:23:04 PM »

*ZW grabs the weenie roast stick away from Snauz*

"You have no idea what chemicals are in this flame!"

*drops a bucket of water over his head to douse the flames*

"Good thing I wear flame proof underwear!"

JollyRoger · « **Reply #144 on:** December 09, 2004, 01:40:25 PM »

JollyRoger · « **Reply #145 on:** December 09, 2004, 01:42:53 PM »

*Jolly picks up his Jaw but is still stand beside himself*
"ZW, Warning Snauz!"
*Jolly Watch intently*
"He must be up to something"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #146 on:** January 19, 2005, 01:29:15 PM »

*Grabs a large stick and whacks Jolly's jaw back in place*

"Close yer mouth! The flies are getting out!!"

*whacks Snauz up side the head*

"And that's just for general spite, birthday boy"

JollyRoger · « **Reply #147 on:** January 19, 2005, 03:25:09 PM »

*realigns his jaw*
"thank ZW, But I did need you to whack it that hard."

ZWarrior · « **Reply #148 on:** January 25, 2005, 04:15:12 PM »

*grabs a tennis racquet and a gasoline soaked tennis ball*

"Hey snauz, let's play!"

n1c · « **Reply #149 on:** January 25, 2005, 10:34:52 PM »

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