Author Topic: The Taunting Thread (Read 61066 times)

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #75 on:** September 05, 2002, 02:53:58 PM »

I HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST MESSAGE POSTED!

n1c · « **Reply #76 on:** September 05, 2002, 03:29:57 PM »

Ok Ill let you have the last one...

um, except if i post this your not the last one. . . . . OH WELL!!!

Morpheus · « **Reply #77 on:** September 05, 2002, 04:14:24 PM »

The nuke comes flying in fragging both Wolverine and Dragon. Bye bye.

n1c · « **Reply #78 on:** September 06, 2002, 01:29:55 AM »

DM reapers "wow that tingled" grabs the flack cannon and truges off to shove the red pill down morfs throt

opiesilver · « **Reply #79 on:** September 06, 2002, 08:50:55 AM »

Opie spies another golden opertunity. He carefully aligns his sights on the target, checks the windage, makes his final adjustments, and squeezes off that shot to end all shots. Just over 2200 yards away, the body that once belonged to Wolverine lay twitching.

"Well, there will be no open casket for him. Let's see Zeet top that shot." Opie gets up and teleports over to a new spot with a great view. "Looks like I'll be hunting Spade this season."

ZWarrior · « **Reply #80 on:** September 06, 2002, 10:47:55 AM »

ZW lobs a grenade and a shovel at Opie.

"Here's your spade!"

Switches to minigun and opens up on Opie's dead carcass.

"Always tenderize your meat before grilling it!":mg-rt:

opiesilver · « **Reply #81 on:** September 07, 2002, 03:20:06 AM »

ouch!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #82 on:** September 07, 2002, 10:04:20 AM »

*slaps a new ammo carton in the minigun and wanders off*

Oh Spaaaade! Time for your dance lessons!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #83 on:** May 16, 2003, 01:16:05 PM »

Too quiet around here.

Cranks up the redeemer and fires of in Alt mode.

The missle flies off being controlled by the whim of ZWarrior's fancy.

He spots Spade, Wolverine, and OpieSilver gathered around a woodpile, trying to start it so they can make their smores.

He deftly turns the high flying missle on a dime and hit the woodpile "dead" center m instantly vaporizing the trio and their goodies.

"And THAT is how you start a fire, ZW style!!"

Fraggster · « **Reply #84 on:** May 16, 2003, 02:40:08 PM »

this is where i smile and unpluge the server:lol:

ZWarrior · « **Reply #85 on:** May 16, 2003, 02:42:13 PM »

Ya know fraggster, you look kinda cute with my cross hairs on your forehead!

opiesilver · « **Reply #86 on:** May 16, 2003, 03:16:41 PM »

Didn't anyone ever tell you Fragster, there is no server in here?

Opie smiles and fires up his chainsaw. "How do you like your hair cut again? Extra short?"

As Opie lowers the saw, ZW bends double and launches his lunch at Morphous' feet. Morphy smiles "Look ZW, it's raining blood!!!".

ZWarrior · « **Reply #87 on:** May 16, 2003, 03:39:30 PM »

Hmm, gotta remember to check six.

Fraggster · « **Reply #88 on:** September 26, 2003, 03:33:02 PM »

patiently follows ZWevery move with teh sniper rifle............

edit: w00t i reached 100 posts, i am wise now:lol

[Edited on 9-26-2003 by Fraggster]

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #89 on:** November 12, 2003, 03:56:28 PM »

As Wolverine spawns with tranny in hand. Sniffs the air to locate a pawn of his delectible taste. Ahah! Alas! Fresh flesh! Just then Morpheus comes around a building. No weapon in hand. Just a magazine. The magazine was some type of "MAtrix updates" magazine... His eye is just glimmering as he is staring at a picture of the REAL morpheus. WOlverine starts to shoot some sniper rounds at him.. Morphues turns and puts out his hand like Neo did in the first Matrix to stop the bullets, except the rounds pierce right through Morphues body. Wolverine snickers.. "This ain't the matrix buddy..and you aren't Neo!":lol

ZWarrior · « **Reply #90 on:** November 12, 2003, 04:18:56 PM »

ZW pulls the trigger and marks Wolvy with a laser painter.

"Heads up!"

Wolvy is instantly incenerated by the explosive power of the space based laser system as it focuses on the tiny dot on his forehead.

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #91 on:** November 13, 2003, 04:13:42 PM »

Just then Wolverine spawns in right behind Zwarrior... all 'Z' hears is a 'chunka' ...As he respawns he yells.. "WOLVY!"

Wolverine is snickering with his tranny in hand..

Morpheus · « **Reply #92 on:** November 14, 2003, 10:15:34 AM »

Actually Morpheus is the incarnation of death...and he ALWAYS get his victim eventually...you can run, you can hide, you can even frag me...but in the end you are all mine...

As Wolvy snickers to himself he hears FOOM just before the flack sears through his body

"Nothing like a point blank flack ball!" Gloats Morpheus.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #93 on:** November 14, 2003, 01:39:56 PM »

Morpheus hears a giant sucking sound then the world has a brilliant orange hue for the last 3 milliseconds of his life.

Then the nuclear energy released by an exploding redeemer consumes him and what was left of Wolverine's body.

*spacebar time!*

opiesilver · « **Reply #94 on:** November 14, 2003, 01:43:02 PM »

Opie just sits on top of the mountain watching these fools. He has his best friend with him, a sniper rifle name Mr. Snuggles and a few clips of explosive rounds. Opie just can't help but smile at the thought of the hell he will be unleashing up those poor fools.

"Remember the time you decided to take your fight up north? Well Mr. Anderson, the fight has come to you now. <evil laugh>"

Opie using a laser sight scopes in his targets. He really can't feel any emotion about what he's doing. You lose those feelings over time, after killing entire populations, after the Angel of Death names his son after you.

<Click> Opie watches through the scope as Wolverine and Morpheus are turned into hamburger. A bit of drool escapes his lips as his finger twitches again. <Click> What was once ZWarrior is now spread across the field where he spawned.

<Click, click, click> Once again the three stooges are vaporized. An evil, almost demonic, smile spreads across his face. "What do you think Mr. Snuggles, have we caused enough havoc? No...."

<click, click, click, click, click, click, click, reload, click, click, click, click, click, click> The smell of sulpher and blood are now wafting through even the thin air of the mountain tops. "That's enough Mr. Snuggles. Let's go get a drink. After all, they might begin to suspect that they are powerless to stop us."

[Edited on 11-14-2003 by opiesilver]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #95 on:** November 14, 2003, 01:54:17 PM »

Opie rises to relieve and refresh himself, laying down his precious Mr. Snuggles.

He hears a voice from the shadows, "Say helloo to my leetle friend!"

Then the chatter of a chaingun fills his ears as the projectiles fill him and Mr. Snuggles explodes into little shards of plastic and wood.

The body stays suspended in the air as ZW empties the clip. Finally he switches to the flak cannon and moves off to a new hunting ground.

"He is gonna be TICKED when he respawns!"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #96 on:** December 03, 2003, 03:27:12 PM »

ZW enters the ruins crouched low and tracking the enemy ahead.

Suddenly Spade rounds the corner, and gets a gut of flak for his troubles.

"Dang twitch players!" he gasps as he falls to the ground.

ZW continues the hunt. Closer and closer he crawls closer to his prey. Finally he is close enough to smell the nasty cologne Wolverine is wearing.

ZW switches to his translocator and tossed the unit at Wolvy's feet. Wolvy looks down and gulps.

ZW pushes the button on the hand control...

*SCHwinnnngggg*

ZW proves once again that the laws of matter are true as Wolvy disintergrates.

ZW moves off loading his mini-gun as he goes.

"Now THAT will earn me a whooping later!"

n1c · « **Reply #97 on:** December 03, 2003, 04:01:21 PM »

Meanwhile Dragon is in the bush at the top of the hill. Peering through the scope on his sniper rifle. Dragon watches ZW as he makes hamburger out of the other team. Wow, that is rare meat!!!
Then all of a sudden Dragon spots wolverine sneaking up on ZW, "No you don't" said Dragon BLAMMMM.... ZW jumps and turns around just in time to see Wolfys head fall to the ground. He smiles and looks up the hill thinking "Wow the wind must be blowing the other way, I didn’t even smell Wolfys bad cologne. ZW gives Dragon the thumbs up and goes to get some more ammo and track down the others......

(Sorry Dragon, I couldn't take the spelling anymore.)

[Edited on 12-3-2003 by opiesilver]

JollyRoger · « **Reply #98 on:** December 03, 2003, 04:48:42 PM »

[303]Jolly Roger has Connected...

snauzberries · « **Reply #99 on:** December 03, 2003, 06:01:40 PM »

seeing jolly spawn snauz follows him stealthfuly
he lays down in a fairly desetin ( decent? ) sniperspot
meanwhile snauz gets into a plane and gets a nice airal view of the place......ZW is within 10 feet of jolly giving him some cover and what is that coming up on ZW....Its wolverine!
i cant resist. i push it into full throttle, aim my plane at the bunch and bail.
eww that just messy

*Same here snauz, I just HAD to fix it. Not an easy job either! - ZW*

[Edited on 12-4-2003 by ZWarrior]

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