Author Topic: Great Game +Great Competition (Read 34045 times)

ZWarrior · « **on:** November 27, 2002, 03:26:15 PM »

Here be frags a coming!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2002, 03:31:39 PM »

I am registered and have started training with the boys. Gotta get back in shape for the frags. I am SOOO looking forward to playing the NerdClub boyos for the title.

What a team to take: Spade, Wolverine, OpieSilver, and ZWarrior.

Bound to be a GREAT fight!

BTW, why is it that Spade and Wolvy aren't listed as registered anyway? hmm, must have slipped their minds. Too busy fragging the others, I guess.

xenophobia · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2002, 04:16:47 PM »

The Nerdclub "Team" consists of

Xenophobia, Steakeater, Oateater, BobAlmighty.

I'm going to eat some A! Gibs for thankgiving as a sort of foreshadowing to the Unreal Tournament.

oateater · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2002, 04:45:51 PM »

w00t to the A! guys coming to nerdclub lans!

I remember you guys from the 2nd Doane Lan Bash, and also from GZA. I will like playing against some good competition again, our scores at doane were:
5-0, 5-0, and 5-1 in our 3 matches if i am not mistaken.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2002, 05:00:04 PM »

Hope you are ready for BIIIIG bites! We don't go down easy.

opiesilver · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2002, 11:32:14 PM »

I can't wait. All the blood, explosions, telefrags, headshots, and the phrase I can't get out of my head phones on some maps "M-M-M-M-Monster Kill!!!" I'm almost giddy with excitement!!!:drool: I really hope that they are practicing everyday. It would be such a disappointment to roll them 5-0 in every match.

Oh, and Zeno, I'm going to make you my favorite target of opportunity.

:mg-lft::rpg::transloc::plasma::shock::flak::impact:

opiesilver · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2002, 12:06:32 AM »

I can see it now......

Wolverine and I, the trany whores that ZW so affectionately calls us, getting to their flag before they are even out of their base. Spade firing a rocket at the two of us so that he can get their flag first. ZW casually picking off any who care to cross the DMZ. The nostalgic smell of napalm burning flesh thats filling the room as Zeno and his girls panic and start screaming at each other.

Oh look, Spade just scored and Wolverine has their flag again already. I'm on my fifth monster kill and ZW has just gone Godlike.

"Hey Wolverine," I whisper "could you wake Spade back up? I need to change my IV drip." Hearing no response I look over to find that Wolverine is also taking a nap after seeing that it would only take two of us to beat our hosts. "OK ZW, I've got to change my drip. It's all yours."

ZWarrior goes into tournament mode and scores the last four captures by himself and in less than two minutes. Team NERD stares in absolute disbelief at the score on their monitor. Eyes glazed over, they know that they just had their a**es handed to them.:evil

[Edited on 11-28-2002 by ZWarrior]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2002, 11:26:02 AM »

Thanks for the faith in me... :touched;

Though I doubt that the points will be scored quite THAT quick.

xenophobia · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2002, 04:31:39 PM »

hahahhahhahhahhahhahahhahhaha opie didn't we play you at gza 2?

opiesilver · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2002, 08:58:27 PM »

I'm afraid I was unable to attend that one. If you were at GZA1, I walked out as top dog overall.

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #10 on:** November 29, 2002, 10:06:20 AM »

Looks like.. (at this present time)

The Wolverine and Spade (Dynamic Duo) will be there with weapons unholstered and ready to lay the smack down on some would be 'l33t'.

I was told that some guy named 'xeno' was planning on whoopin' us into shape.... is this true? A challenge of sorts? hmmmmm?

The story begins......
'Xeno' is already seated. He has his pc started with keyboard and mouse in hands. Properly positioned for the best ability to crush the opposition with ease!

Just then, the door of 'Welcome' for all would be competitors opens as fog billows in from all around. Flashing red, blue, green lights are seen through the fog as 4 people walk in. Who is this? Could it be? It can't be! But maybe it is!

Xeno speaks to himself..."I can only imagine what they look like.. I have heard stories.. Something like '8 ft tall.... mice are welded to right hands, keyboards to the left, they have IV drips of Bawls during competitions'...But those are myths I believe."

Finally the four walk through the fog. Zwarrior, OpieSilver, Spade, Wolverine. There is a hush over the room like the sound of silence after a flood destroys everything in its path. They walk in with pride and prestige. The have their gear in one hand and the IV drip of Bawls in the other. Fear fills the room but it doesn't seem to penetrate them or phase them in anyway. Will this be the 4 man crew that will take the championship?

At this point in time, Wolverine tells his crew to stop moving. He sniffs the air as if to warn of something in the air. He walks slowly threw the many competitors who have arrived before them. He slows down as if the hunt is about over. He stops next to a guy named 'Xenophobia'. He nods to the crew. They walk over to him and look at this unknown character. They reply to Wolverine with a "yep,... we agree!"

Xenophobia who is now perplexed and is curious what they were saying asks Wolverine, "Hey you, Wolverine, what were they agreeing with you about?"

Wolverine in a calm voice replies, "I smell FEAR and you reek of it."

to be continued..............

Anonymous · « **Reply #11 on:** November 29, 2002, 10:46:38 AM »

VERY INTERESTING STORY. However, I think it will transpire a little more like this.

Zwarrior, OpieSilver, Spade, Wolverine walk in the door thru the smoke and lights installed by them two hours earlier brandishing Impact Hammers and Enforcers, only to be greated by TEAM NERD wearing Rocket Launchers, Sniper Rifles, Flak Cannons, and 4 Redeemers each. Quickly realizing the obvious, Team A! quickly backs down realizing their inevitable defeat, being outgunned and outsmarted. Team A!, drunk with misplaced feelings of superiority, goes home with their heads hung in shame. "Beaten by a bunch of nerds.... I can't believe it...." Wolverine says in disgust, removing his IV drip from his arm, feeling so despaired that he doesn't even want Bawls in his bloodstream any more.

Welcome to the house of Nerd. This is our turf and we shall defend it with our lives... and your heads.

:D:D

PS: Who did go to GZA 2 from ambush then? I know someone was there from A!

xenophobia · « **Reply #12 on:** November 29, 2002, 10:48:13 AM »

I'm not an idiot.... okay I'm an idiot.

^^^^^ was me again.

:;(:

opiesilver · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2002, 12:21:53 AM »

Ok, your an idiot. And from what I've been reading in your "Phorums", your a scared idiot too.:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

opiesilver · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2002, 02:00:04 AM »

Oateater
Group: nerd_club
Posts: 912
Joined: Dec. 2001 Posted: Nov. 30 2002,23:24

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Do you guys have a particular server to play on? I usually play against godlike bots anymore, unless steak tells me to play on a different server.

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Just wanted you to see what the comps posting in their forums.

xenophobia · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2002, 11:37:35 AM »

SPY!!!!!

opiesilver · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2002, 06:45:10 PM »

Counter Agent actually.

opiesilver · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2002, 07:03:34 PM »

The enemy is talking of doing at 5 man tourny.

Just in case, maybe we should get a fifth. Only problem is that there are too many fantastic Ambush players to choose from.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2002, 10:44:07 PM »

If that's what it takes, then that's what it takes!

Hmmm, who to bring? Jr? Zeet? Dragon? Boomslang? I will leave it up the team leaders, meanwhile, I will continue to hone my skills.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2002, 10:46:05 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by xenophobia
... only to be greated by TEAM NERD wearing Rocket Launchers, Sniper Rifles, Flak Cannons, and 4 Redeemers each...

BTW, does this mean you cheat? Standard config means that you can carry a max of 2 redeemers!

LOL

j/k

I AM looking forward to the match though.

oateater · « **Reply #20 on:** December 01, 2002, 07:07:56 PM »

hehe i am looking forward to this match.

The end of the story:
oateater captures the flag 3 times in 2 minutes. *cough*doane*cough*.

)

opiesilver · « **Reply #21 on:** December 01, 2002, 07:13:51 PM »

Your own flag doesn't count.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #22 on:** December 01, 2002, 07:42:40 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by oateater
hehe i am looking forward to this match.

The end of the story:
oateater captures the flag 3 times in 2 minutes. *cough*doane*cough*. )

Umm, IF you captured 3x on Ambush, it was against Beta. There was a grand total of 1 capture against Alpha at Doane.

Ask anyone, I don't give up caps easily.

oateater · « **Reply #23 on:** December 01, 2002, 09:46:59 PM »

it wasnt against you guys, you didnt goto the latest doane lan (you should have)

it was against the "e3" clan or somehting, on dreary. we pwned all. D:

ZWarrior · « **Reply #24 on:** December 02, 2002, 10:52:39 AM »

Ah Dreary...

Home of the major-bottleneck-that-makes-it-easy-to-create-a-slaughterhouse effect.

Won that one 5-0,5-0. Never challenge me to THAT level.

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