Author Topic: Quotes of Note (Read 116943 times)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #300 on:** December 09, 2005, 12:46:12 PM »

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #301 on:** December 09, 2005, 01:33:23 PM »

*Chopsticks actually are not that hard to use to eat with*

ZWarrior · « **Reply #302 on:** December 10, 2005, 12:39:33 PM »

Yes, you and I know that, but you have Japaness in you, and I lived there. But the rest of these gijiin?

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #303 on:** December 10, 2005, 02:55:54 PM »

Everybody else probably knows the chopstick stab!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #304 on:** December 13, 2005, 10:12:43 AM »

"FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies."
-- /.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #305 on:** December 13, 2005, 10:47:53 AM »

"Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful."
-- Richard B. Riddick (Aka Vin Diesel)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #306 on:** December 28, 2005, 11:03:52 AM »

"Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same."
-- /.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #307 on:** December 28, 2005, 11:30:24 AM »

"I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs."
-- Robert Downey Junior

Zeet · « **Reply #308 on:** December 30, 2005, 01:46:08 PM »

"I use multibillion dollar millitary satellites to find tupperware in the woods" -- Anonymous GeoCacher. :lol

to understand go to GeoCaching.com

ZWarrior · « **Reply #309 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:50:03 AM »

"I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House. President Johnson says a war isn't really a war without my jokes."
-- Bob Hope

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #310 on:** January 09, 2006, 09:58:14 AM »

"I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid."

-- Jayne Cobb (Aka Adam Baldwin)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #311 on:** January 10, 2006, 11:45:25 AM »

"Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... Command Line User Environment"
-- (seen in a posting in comp.software.testing)

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #312 on:** January 10, 2006, 03:38:17 PM »

"I'll just take a liter o' cola."
-- Farva (Aka Kevin Heffernan)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #313 on:** February 13, 2006, 09:14:01 AM »

"Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac (and nobody cares about it)."
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85

ZWarrior · « **Reply #314 on:** February 23, 2006, 10:30:17 AM »

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I'll cry in anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!""
-- /.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #315 on:** March 02, 2006, 10:07:11 AM »

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-- Dean Martin

ZWarrior · « **Reply #316 on:** March 09, 2006, 09:36:57 AM »

"Sacred cows make great hamburgers."
-- /.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #317 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:11:19 PM »

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

opiesilver · « **Reply #318 on:** March 16, 2006, 03:57:57 PM »

BILL GATES TALKS TO TEENAGERS Love him or hate him, Bill Gates sure hits
the nail on the head with this!

To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they
did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good,
politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no
concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the
real world ...........................

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good
about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping:
they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
Listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were.
So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's
generation,try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life
HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades And they'll
give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off
And very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have
to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #319 on:** March 17, 2006, 12:03:02 AM »

Amen!

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #320 on:** March 17, 2006, 03:52:43 PM »

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
-- Emo Philips

ZWarrior · « **Reply #321 on:** March 23, 2006, 01:02:58 AM »

"The quicker a phone's answered in sales, the slower it's answered in customer services"
-- Brownridge's Law

ZWarrior · « **Reply #322 on:** April 05, 2006, 10:22:08 AM »

"I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!!"

-- /.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #323 on:** May 15, 2006, 10:25:44 AM »

"If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?"
-- /.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #324 on:** May 25, 2006, 09:53:28 AM »

"Old timer, n.: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization."

-- /.

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