Author Topic: Wokan of Ink Tank Navy (Read 11892 times)

ZWarrior · « **on:** July 27, 2008, 10:23:27 AM »

Below is the message to his Fleet Leader about our open season on him...

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Inky,
Just a courtesy message from one fleet leader to another about actions being taken.

One of you members, Wokan, recently raided one of our higher level player, Opiesilver. It would stop there since Opiesilver is quite able to deal with that situation himself. However in response to Opie's retaliation your player has become a bit insulting (calling him a bureaucrat is pretty low even for a pirate) and is taunting our member quite a bit. This is well within piratical boundaries, but since this fleet stands up for it's members your boy will be suffering a lot more hits and finding that he will be spending a lot more time in the Ship Yard until he apologizes and repays Opiesilver.

Oh, one other thing... Opie is a man.

You may want to teach Wokan the pirate law about picking your enemies wisely.

I have attached the record of messages for you edification:

(BTW, love the new avatar!)

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From Wokan
Date July 23 2008 04:32:30
Subject omgwtfbbqlol
Im in ur shipz steelin ur muneez! Mwhahahahahahahahaahaha.
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To Wokan
Date July 23 2008 18:31:49
Subject RE: omgwtfbbqlol
I'm going to online hit you once per dollar you stole. So far thats a total of 1672 times. I won't stop until that amount is paid in full or I online hit you that many times. I just hope you like the shipyard as much as a few other players have. They were smart enough to pay me back after a few days of not being able to play. You can pass this on to your fleet as well just so that they understand my policy.

Have a nice day.
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From Wokan
Date July 23 2008 18:35:33
Subject RE: omgwtfbbqlol
Arrrr, matey, methinks you can plant yer face firmly inline with my propulsion units. Policies are for bureaucrats and diplomats. And neither of those be I.

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To Wokan
Date July 23 2008 18:37:20
Subject RE: omgwtfbbqlol
Then don't whine in a few days when you learn just how bad a decision you really made.

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From Wokan
Date July 23 2008 18:55:35
Subject RE: omgwtfbbqlol
There's more to my life than Star Pirates. Feel free to wear yourself out against my hull.

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To Wokan
Date July 23 2008 19:01:30
Subject RE: omgwtfbbqlol
I've got a 15 minute timer. I just set it and walk away.

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From Wokan
Date July 23 2008 19:02:49
Subject RE: omgwtfbbqlol
So you're basically admitting to using a macro to play the game then?

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To Wokan
Date July 23 2008 19:07:28
Subject RE: omgwtfbbqlol
Nope, an egg timer.

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From Wokan
Date July 23 2008 19:21:40
Subject You need a new egg timer
That cheap piece of crap your using can't keep you on schedule. Maybe that's why your husband's been complaining about his burnt breakfast. Now go make him a sandwich.

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From Wokan
Date July 23 2008 20:14:11
Subject Ahoy there swabby!
Ye missed out on a great time had by all in the casino. Ye olde one-armed bandits forked over so much booty that I could spend a grand a night for a fortnight on ale and wenches and still have some kibble left over for my next grand rapin' pillagin' and plunderin'! And thanks to yer well placed fire, I had them little regenathingers keeping other pirates off my stash the whole time. Arrr! Thank ye kindly.

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From Wokan
Date July 24 2008 12:23:50
Subject Try something digital
Tell your hubby to buy you a new egg timer there, swabby. If I had a schedule, and pirates never do, you'd barely be putting a dent in it. Put some real hatred into your efforts. Tell those regenabots to hook you up with a caffeine drip or something. You're slacking off.

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From Wokan
Date July 26 2008 16:09:39
Subject Avast, ya nance!
Mayhaps you think yourself to be spoilen me funnin and pluderin. Ye be kwite wrong about it, ye olde Kinsey Six. Ya be making it much more interestin. A game of tom and jerry as it were. You'd think I dipped ye in fire ants and they'd lunched on yer yamsack or somesuch the way ye be hunting me down. Have at ye! Actually, I be taking a gander at an ancient Earth movie, The Dark Knight. Get yer jollies while ye can there, ya twinkle toed tuna.

opiesilver · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2008, 12:20:10 PM »

He kinda reminds me of gnats. Just can't seem to swat them often enough or hard enough.

snauzberries · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2008, 08:51:47 PM »

After Repeatedly hitting him he started to send me spoilers to popular movies (of which i have seen)

He tends to stay in the shipyard Thanks to me

snauzberries · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2008, 08:54:36 PM »

and he changed his Ship name...."Snauzberrie's limp wrist"

n1c · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2008, 03:05:18 AM »

you think you got problems I got this . . . .

Received: July 28, 2008 7:00:08am
Event: You were raided by [VI] george_costanza http://starpirates.net/profiles.php?id=8408. Their crew stole 20494 of cargo.

And I cant even touch him yet...

opiesilver · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2008, 06:10:54 AM »

He just got added to my KOS until further notice.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:23:48 PM »

The admins and mods are aware of what is going on. Stay on teh up and up and we will be good. I am going to send him a pleasant little note telling him we will stop when he has apologized to the players he has insulted in this fleet.

I don't foresee a great response to that message.

opiesilver · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2008, 10:39:28 PM »

I don't even bother with responding to him....I just camp his ass.

opiesilver · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2008, 02:32:01 AM »

You may have called off the fleet hitting him but the boy just don't know when to quit. Tell me what you see wrong in this?

[INK] Wokan 10 /400
Notorious 506
24 $0
2 weeks 12 seconds
[online] InkTank Navy
Uranus Station Frigate Mk. IV
8 / 19 Opiesilver's best friend

opiesilver · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2008, 03:03:16 AM »

Received: July 30, 2008 4:01:51am
Event: You were raided by [INK] Wokan. Their crew stole 22 of cargo.

opiesilver · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2008, 03:04:02 AM »

I don't care if he pays me back or not. I will never stop hitting him now.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2008, 09:14:04 AM »

The ship name thing is a bit much. The fact that he raided you again? You gotta quit baiting him.

I kid of course. He just needs to learn that by raiding someone he will earn a perpetual trip to the SY.

I will post the name thing to the thread on him.

n1c · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2008, 05:24:40 AM »

Quote from: opiesilver on July 29, 2008, 06:10:54 AM

He just got added to my KOS until further notice.

Thank you!

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2008, 04:58:21 PM »

I don't think Wokan is too happy with me. I offline attacked him and won and from what my event log states is that he wants to try and take me down but still losing.

n1c · « **Reply #14 on:** August 09, 2008, 01:58:14 AM »

thats really good to hear!!!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #15 on:** August 09, 2008, 10:05:42 PM »

Quote from: Mr_Anderson on August 08, 2008, 04:58:21 PM

I don't think Wokan is too happy with me. I offline attacked him and won and from what my event log states is that he wants to try and take me down but still losing.

offline attacked and he is mad? that is not wise on his part. Glad to hear that you are getting up there and tearing them a new one. Good job!

opiesilver · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2008, 03:48:31 AM »

Wow....I think Wokan really hates me. He really tried to bate me in the shout box tonight but I got him so wound up he wound up saying something about me being on fire and not pissing on me.....followed by a quick apology to the community. LOL

n1c · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2008, 02:44:03 PM »

yeah I was there, it was so funny he didnt want to apologize but opi got him to even tho it seamed half harted at best...

ZWarrior · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2008, 07:55:16 PM »

Just a quick note... he is reading this forum.

Not that it matters, you lot are being nice as it is. 'Cept maybe Opie. We all know how nasty he can get.

opiesilver · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2008, 12:33:27 AM »

I really don't care that he reads it. I just think this kid is hilarious.

n1c · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2008, 04:11:10 AM »

~~I don't care either, he stole over $20K of my treasure...~~

Edit:

I have talked to Wokan And He pointed out that He did not raid me, and it was my mistake that I thought it was him. I have apologized to him for the actualization, and clear him of the charges I put against him... Opie on the other hand................

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