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« on: March 25, 2004, 09:39:52 PM »
after pondering in jolly's room i have had a most excellent idea.
THE "I SNAUZED" room


when ever i snauz it not only meeses up you reading abilty. it also seems to take the subjet off course. So now all you ahve to do is post it here.

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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2004, 11:09:45 PM »
he Snauzed already.
No matter how hard you try to push the envelope, remember it's only stationary.

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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2004, 11:12:52 PM »
:D

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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2004, 04:08:58 PM »
Huh? Say whaaa?
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2004, 04:54:17 PM »
exactly...
No matter how hard you try to push the envelope, remember it's only stationary.

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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2004, 06:07:18 PM »
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above Nebraska. There were five people on board: the Pilot, ZWarrior, Snauz, Wolverine, and Spade Jr.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in Omaha. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.
ZWarrior was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest Computer programmer. The world needs great programmers. I think the world's greatest programmer should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.
Snauz rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's most dyslexic man. The world needs dyslexic men to do research on. I think the world's most dyslexic man should have parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.
Wolverine and Spade Jr. looked at one another. Finally, Wolverine spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
Spade Jr. smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry wolvy. The world's most dyslexic man just jumped out wearing my backpack."
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2004, 07:22:52 PM »
ROTFLMAO
:rolling:rolling:rolling
Great spin on a great Joke!
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2004, 06:58:57 PM »
It said pair of shoes on it i got confus.....SPLAT!

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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2004, 02:36:33 PM »
What did it say?


 AIR JORDAN?!?
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2004, 06:42:10 PM »
:rolling:D
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2004, 08:51:00 PM »
you know what.....just wait....MY POWER HAS YET TO BE UNLEASHED!


and you think its hard to read my posts now:evil

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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2004, 12:41:42 AM »
Snauz, remember I live with you! Also Andy know were we live. think! just think before Mr. Stupid gets happy.
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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2004, 01:18:02 PM »
Heh, with age comes wisdom.:evil
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2004, 04:39:55 PM »
and seeing a cople of other things:D

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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2004, 06:17:17 PM »
Errrr, wha, Huh?:8o:
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2004, 07:57:59 PM »
*Jolly Drops a Quarter In front of Snauz,  Snauz bends over to pick it up. Jolly Planted his foot in Snuaz's back side sending him across the room. Jolly pick up his Quarter.*

I sorry I can't even translate that one.
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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2004, 08:19:43 PM »
At the least, he did it in this thread.  Anywhere else, ,and the masses might have been even more confused.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.