Author Topic: VFF - Mark 2.0 (Read 84934 times)

JollyRoger · « **Reply #75 on:** May 12, 2004, 01:24:31 AM »

Jolly respawns Near Snauz,
He has all his focus on his game boy.
So Jolly walks up to Snauz, He take the sniper rifle and puts a large amount of epoxy down the barrel.
Snauz Still has now clue of Jollys Presence.
Jolly Sets the Rifle Back in the same Place, and walks closer to Snauz.
Jolly Snag the Game Boy and straps 2lbs of C4 to it.
He adds a 15 second fuse and Throws it out 50 yards.
"What the..." Snauz Snears.
"You Need to Pay attention to the VFF and Stop Play your Stupid Games"
"But I Like My Games"
"You Didn't Even Pay For them!"
*BOOM!*
Jolly Kicks Him in the Knee and Walks Off.
"You're Gonna Pay For that!" Snauz grabs his Sniper Rifle
"Nope Snauz You are"
Snauz Takes aim at Jolly's Head...*Click*
*KABOOM*
Snauz's Face is now addorn with steel fragment as the back end of him Gun explodes.
Snauz Falls

[Edited on 5-12-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #76 on:** May 12, 2004, 10:50:44 AM »

ZW watches from a nearby ridge as Jolly goes to great lengths to frag Snauz.

"how creative"

Goes back down below the ridge and prepares his equipment for the next round.

snauzberries · « **Reply #77 on:** May 13, 2004, 11:12:02 PM »

snauz spawns once again. "im boerd"

snauz walks over to his garage and thinks.."hover craft...naw....anphbious car...naw....Ooo my station wagon equiped with a 10 foot all around abbilty to taser ppl. along with bullet,explsion,fire,and in case of acid. acid proof armour."

snauz leaves his place and goes out to shock ppl in his super hip station wagon.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #78 on:** May 14, 2004, 01:05:56 AM »

Jolly is walking around Looking for a frag or two when all of the sudden all his hair stands up on end.
"Ok, who has the static build up!"
Jolly turns to see Snauz drive by.
"shoot some one is going to get hurt."
He whip out a box and grabs a Dryer sheet and tosses it out. the wind catches it and it floats over to the shock mobile.
*bzzzt*
Jolly's is in disbeilf that it has more stadic then his underware and socks.
Jolly runs for his Lab and shuts the door.

[Edited on 5-14-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

[Edited on 5/14/2004 by [303]snauzberries]

snauzberries · « **Reply #79 on:** May 14, 2004, 05:07:42 PM »

"darn........i wanted to zap him too...."
snauz drives a lil further and sees Papa sitting alone...."ooo goodie"snauz exclaims.

driving at full speed he catches up to papa who is running from the monster that snauz poseses. driving only inches away from papa he zaps him 'til all thats is left is his shoes which were grouded out.

[Edited on 5-14-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

snauzberries · « **Reply #80 on:** July 29, 2004, 07:29:09 PM »

Looking at his battery power he sighs..."that was amuzing"

placing dynomite in the hood he walks away from the vehicle

BOOOM!

his car smodering he finds a nice spot......a couple of pll from the other team walk up to the smoldering wreckage.......*click*
100m away a bullt enters onside of Zwarriors hean and exits the other side......*click*
jolly goes down
I LOVE MY SLICENCED SNIPER RIFLE:D

JollyRoger · « **Reply #81 on:** July 30, 2004, 01:43:10 AM »

Jolly Gets up
"WoW it was a good thing Snauz Snauzed and left his post open ended"
Crouched over Jolly runs for cover.
He finds it near a rock cliff.
Weapons drawn He scans for Snauz.
Seeing some movement off in some bursh
Jolly Fires a Granade form his granade launcher.
*BOOOM*
Jolly Goes to investigate.
He got lucky and nailed Snauz.
Seeing peices of Snauz every where he exclaims,
"Come on Snauz you're going to pieces on me"

snauzberries · « **Reply #82 on:** July 30, 2004, 08:29:31 AM »

Pullling himself together he sees jolly of in the distance......pulling out his taser he sneaks up on him.....jolly has not moved for he is looking at the chnks of snauz seeing if any thing is use full.........looking at the taser he notice the charge holes will also supporot a nice mini trasformer...poping the on he always carries around on and setiing the level to 50 he walks up to jolly and prods him with the two meatal ends.....*&BBBZZZAAAPPPP*........jolly is turned to dunst just like in the cartoons

ZWarrior · « **Reply #83 on:** July 30, 2004, 12:17:25 PM »

ZW lowers his field glasses and chuckles to himself, "Thus two are more fun to watch than an episode of Spy vs Spy!"

He raises his FG-42 mk6 and sights on Snauz's pinky toe.

Slowly the trigger is pulled and a single bullet races from the gun and tears through Snauz's high dollar boots removing his pinky toe and mangeling the next toe.

"Dang, sights appear to be off."

He resights on Dragon who has responded to the recent vehicle explosion and fires a single round.

The bullet hit dragons earlob and neatly pierces it, glances off a grenade on his bandolier and shoots off hitting Zeet who was hiding nearby waiting a chance to fire.

The grenade on Dragon's shoulder hisses and he looks to see what the noise is and is it tied to the pain in his ear. His actions are cut short by the massive explosion from his grenade and the others Dragon was carrying.

Zeet looks down at his trigger hand and realizes that the pain he now feels is because something has just removed his trigger finger at the first knuckle. He grabs his gun and runs, pressing on the wound to staunch the flow of blood.

ZW reviews his work,"Huh, today must 2 for 1 day!"

snauzberries · « **Reply #84 on:** July 31, 2004, 03:37:10 AM »

limping away snauz goes to prefom sergey on his foot

JollyRoger · « **Reply #85 on:** July 31, 2004, 06:09:56 PM »

Jolly with dry mouth and the feeling of his body being asleep apears.

Jolly Walks around looking for some thing to do since evryones connectiong seems to be in Limb or somthing. Jolly see Snauz Limping around so he walks up to him.
"What happend"
" ZW Shot off my pinky toe"
"Wow good aim"
I'm sorry, I'll see you when you get it fixed"
"OK"

Jolly Walks away
And as Snauz Limps some more Jolly say
" I hate seeing you in pain Like that"
He Pulls out his Bow and an Arrow Draws and...
"I'll be ok annouced Snauz"
*FFThhwwunnkk"
The arrow leavs His Bow and Enters Snauz's Butt Cheek. :lol
Jolly Walks up to Snauz and says I am So Sorry It must have just gone off Jolly Leaves But he left a present with Snauz
A nice Little Frag Granade in his Back Pocket.
*KA-BOOM"
Jolly Leaves Laughing

snauzberries · « **Reply #86 on:** August 01, 2004, 02:33:58 AM »

"wonderfull............im missing a toe......there is a arrow in my butt and half of me is overe there......yet im still alive........"

crawling off to his lab snauz goes to work on himself........

ZWarrior · « **Reply #87 on:** August 02, 2004, 02:01:39 PM »

ZW approaches Snauz's lab and brings out THE Pad. He hits a few keys and the security system promptly goes asleep.

ZW quietly wanders into Snauz's lab and closes the door behind him. In the distance he can hear Snauz puttering around, preparing to pull himself together after all the recent injuries.

He sneeks into the med lab as Snauz goes to get a fresh batch of gauze to pack his wounds with. While Snauz is gone ZW pulls out his handy pack of tricks and injects the wound adhesive with a hefty dose of habanero oil into the solvent. Next he sprays a vinegar solution on all the wraps he can find, and dulls all the surgical needles before wiping the hababero oil on them as well.

ZW removes himself from the room after planting a few microscopic high resolution spy cams around the facility.

He sends a quick message to Jolly: "tune your monitor to channel 5"

ZW finds a quite place plugs in his headset to teh pad and tunes into the same channel to watch the medical procedure get under way.

The screen lights up as Snauz enters the room and he grabs the first needle and trys to sew himself together again. the burning sensation as the needle enters his skin only gets worse each moment no matter what needle he tries, or which wrap he uses to clean the wound.

Finally, after fainting several times from the burning pain of sewing himself together, Snauz grabs the wound solvent and put a heaping amount into the wound to seal it. the oils in the solvent do their thing and Jolly hears Snauz's howl of pain clear across the valley.

ZW chuckles and leaves the lab to Snauz, stopping only to turn the security back on once he is outside the perimeter.

"I bet that's gonna burn him up for quite a while."

-- fade to black --

JollyRoger · « **Reply #88 on:** August 02, 2004, 02:31:44 PM »

Jolly Watching all this Chuckles a little,
and powers down his JpDA/F when it's all over.
"Ooo! That even makes me burn a little"
Jolly wonders away Still hearing Snauz's Howls echo. Jolly Puts ear plugs in his ears. Jolly Kinda feels a little bad for Snauz, Just a litte.
Meets up with Papa and they staart to scheme. Jolly still wonders what happen to all the other Players why they don't move any more.
"Hold on a sec."
Jolly walks up to Opie's frozen body and rotates it 180 degrees vertical.
Jolly walks back and continues to schem with Papa.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #89 on:** October 11, 2004, 12:17:11 PM »

*We now return to our hero quietly approaching the scheming Pap and Jolly.*

he stops and shoves Opie in the porta-thaw, sets if for defrost and waits.

*DING*

He opens the door and points Opie toward Jolly and Papa. Opie proceeds to tear them both a new one, parts fly everywhere and the the Opie is growling about hanging upside down frozen.

*Our hero warms a cup of cocoa and a bag of popcorn in the porta-thaw and watches the melee from a distance, all watching for Wolvy and his freshly sanded armour to show up.*

JollyRoger · « **Reply #90 on:** October 11, 2004, 12:30:57 PM »

Jolly's
Resonce to ZWarrior.

opiesilver · « **Reply #91 on:** October 11, 2004, 12:49:04 PM »

Opie can't believe it. Jolly just snauzed in the V.V.F. Opie's face turns into a twisted mass of laughter and maniacal happiness. For what Jolly doesn't understand is that once you Snauz in here something bad happens. Deep within his brain a tiny snauz seed has sprouted. A snauz that will eventually control his being and make him nothing more than a bumbling fool. Opie can't wait for the Jolly upgrade to complete......

JollyRoger · « **Reply #92 on:** October 11, 2004, 02:19:32 PM »

"Eep!"

snauzberries · « **Reply #93 on:** October 11, 2004, 08:26:07 PM »

Snauz is in a cave someware herring the masses from outside.....he is typing on a spare laptop.....god i have a million of these things....snauz has been lucky enough to find the outgoing port broadcasting the VFF here......looking carefully snauz finds what he needs....a clip from the original VFF......edot copy.....edit paste....right next to him appers a force one thought may never return....the awsome power of MR. SNUGGLES....

waking out of the cave he picks up his pda.....using the snauz finder he sees himself and jolly "i knew you whould snauz one day jolly".....walkin on to a hill snauz lays down....pulls out opies love and shoots directly at jolly.....a seering blast burns off snauz's eyebrows...."HOLY....that was too close...."

off in the distance opie reconizes the explosion.....he urns for the tool in snauz's hand.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #94 on:** October 12, 2004, 09:02:21 AM »

ZWarrior sees the explosion and calculates the trajectory back to the source. he scans tha area and sees that it's Snauz, with Mr. Snuggles.

"I wonder if he remembers that it will self destruct if used by anyone but Opie?"

A large BOOM and a small mushroom cloud mark where Snauz was a moment before.

"Nope, forgot again!"

*wanders off to look for more targets*

opiesilver · « **Reply #95 on:** October 12, 2004, 11:13:15 AM »

**BOOM!!! WOOOSH!!!***

Hmmm...looks like he forgot the built in safe guards.

Opie tops the hill to find nothing left buy a PDA that somehow is still functional. After a few seconds Mr. Snuggles reappears in his hand.

"Hello Del, it's been a long time. Where have you been?" Mr. Snuggles says. "Hello Mr. Snuggles. I've been somewhere wonderful, but now we have work to do." "Yes master, whom shall I eliminate first"

Opie activates the onboard sensor system and find that there is an active tracking source just out of sight. "Mr. Snuggles, would you be so kind as to eliminate that disturbance?" "Of course Del....."

Opie raises the rifle in the general direction of the sensor scan and preses a small area just behind the triger guard. The resulting explosion from where ZWarrior used to stand nearly topples Opie. "I see your phase modulated micro stars are still working in perfect order"

ZWarrior forgot that an Opie once frozen never forgets...........

snauzberries · « **Reply #96 on:** October 12, 2004, 04:28:49 PM »

spawning in a wooded area snauz checks himself over as he usaly does when he spawns and notices his favorite PDA is gone......how odd.....bring up his laptop he pulls up the Map......"the gps on my pda is still fuctioning....i wonder......"

********
*please enter username*
Snauzberries

*password*
**********

....................
.....................
...................
....................
.......................
........accsess granted

comand: accsees Warhead

.........
...........
.........

please state reson for self destuct

resaon: opie must die

self destrcut in 5..........

******

Snauz pulls out his binoculars

*4*

he looks at the postion of his pda and see opie stoking his love

*3*

"to bad i cant dystroy that with my PDA"

*2*

" neve should have brought that back"

*1*

"o well"

a bright light is seen followed by a hiroshima sized mushroom cloud

opie go boom

you have been snauzed

[even my computer snauzes]

[Edited on 10/12/2004 by [303]snauzberries]

JollyRoger · « **Reply #97 on:** October 12, 2004, 05:55:15 PM »

Jolly has been watching this mayhem from afar. He is cleaned of the snauz virus, and is sitting back watching in his favorite chair.

*beep beep boop click*
With a few taps on a key pad and a flick of a switch
Jolly arms his arm chair and waits for the right moment.

He looks on his map and see ZWarrior and Snauz. He lock there Bio signtures and fires several waves of high yield thermo nuclear rockets at them.

Jolly them puts on his Oakley Shades that have been specially modified for such use.

a bright light flickers for a moment and Snauz and ZW are turned into nothing more then ash, while Jolly gets a 15 second tan.

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #98 on:** October 13, 2004, 08:49:51 AM »

Wolverine walks up on a server with all of his fellow teammates inside.

Wolverine snickers.. "He He He".. (still feeling the affects of the Frappacinos, Wolverine pulls the power cord out of the server).. DOOOWAAAH! GOOSH!

He hears the guys complaining. He noticed that there was a Ventrilo Server set up as well.. Tired of hearing the whines, he yanks the power cord on the Ventrilo server as well. "HE HE HE"....

JollyRoger · « **Reply #99 on:** October 13, 2004, 09:56:11 AM »

Little did Wolverine know but when he unplugged the server he armed 15 pounds of C-4 which was incased with 20 pounds of Ball barrings.

The server room blast doors close and it starts to sink in to the gound. Wolverine tries with all his might to open the blast doors but not even the Frappoccinos can help him know.

A voice comes up and it sound like the computer off of Start Trek the Next Generation.

"detination in 10 seconds"

The room falls deeper and deeper in to the earth as another set of blast door close behind the rooms descent.

[Edited on 10-13-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

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