Author Topic: VFF - Mark 2.0 (Read 84938 times)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #100 on:** October 13, 2004, 01:32:30 PM »

As the pixels realign from the sudden crash of the VFF in a VFF, ZW walks through the data noise waiting for the environment to be drawn.

"I really need to upgrade the server, this is taking entirely too long. Good thing I keep myself in a hot backup memory chip, instead of the main memory area like I do with everyone else."

He pulls out the PDA and taps a few points on the interface.

Wolvy's avatar begins to res, then promptly leaves and reappears of a volcano and a booming voice shouts about him...

"No touchy the power boy!"

Opie's avatar appears and he notices that his head is on backwards from the rest of his body, "Why didn't somebody tell me my butt was that big!"

Snauz finds himself suspended upside down over a large bowl of avacado-watermelon flavored jello, and falls into it.

Jolly reappears with honey all over his body, and two hungry bears glaring at him.

ZW checks the status of the servers and bigins the hunt anew.

"Teach them to do that to me"

snauzberries · « **Reply #101 on:** October 13, 2004, 04:19:11 PM »

suspended in jello snauz woder if this was heven of hell....mmm jello...snauzs lips puker up and he begin sucking...with in a matter of seconds the jello implodes into snauz.....felling full snauz walks away...."if there is one thing im good at it is sucking"

off in the didstance a ear curtalind screame is heard..." i guees the bears got jolly."

JollyRoger · « **Reply #102 on:** October 13, 2004, 04:40:05 PM »

Jolly is running away from the two bears, screaming like a little girl. (And don't you even tell me you could do this) thinking of a way to elude them. Suddenly he feels a huge tongue lick his back. Jolly Runs a little faster.

[Edited on 10-13-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #103 on:** October 14, 2004, 03:47:35 PM »

*we now break from our regularly scheduled mayhem to crack up on that last post *
:lol :rolling :lol

*OK, back the mayhem*

snauzberries · « **Reply #104 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:08:53 PM »

seein joly run by he feel a need to help him.....he thinks of the grossed thing that comes to mind, ZW, and rellese all the avacado watermellon jello on the bears as they pass him...as it hits the cold air it begin to get a gel form again....the bears slow.....jolly looks back and feels relife....i can finnaly lose the bears.....

ZWarrior · « **Reply #105 on:** October 15, 2004, 08:47:14 AM »

The bears, angered by the sudden bath of regurjitated gelatinous material, turn and proceed to gnaw on Snauz's legs and use his scrawny arms for toothpicks.

Jolly never looks back.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #106 on:** October 15, 2004, 10:44:09 AM »

Jolly now almost completely exhausted and several miles away looks back and noticed that the bears are not following him so he stops.
"I wonder what happened to the bears?"
Jolly looks around and pants.

snauzberries · « **Reply #107 on:** October 16, 2004, 12:31:13 AM »

snauz rezes.....puts on a huntin cap and grabs a bazooka......Im goin bear huntin.....jumping into his apachee he flys up and usins the radar to find the bears......about 2.5 km from hi currant posstion is were there at....snauz flys over the area and sees trhe bears knawin on his own bones.......snauz lauzche a missile attacj ontop of were the bears are....after that he jumps out and pulls out the bazzoka....lands and shoot 5 projectiles at the bears.....after the dust settles he sees a bear head and a buch of ash......there is no such thing as overkill

opiesilver · « **Reply #108 on:** October 16, 2004, 02:14:37 AM »

Opie starts to swear....

"Hey what in the........I've got something sticking out of my.......Why it's the......... Hey Z, catch!!"

(There is a link in there you have to click on)

[Edited on 10-16-2004 by opiesilver]

snauzberries · « **Reply #109 on:** October 17, 2004, 02:00:55 AM »

why was that up there......wow....opie your a starange creatuer....

opiesilver · « **Reply #110 on:** October 17, 2004, 01:29:39 PM »

Someone played with the programming. Can't imagine who it was, CAN YOU Z?

JollyRoger · « **Reply #111 on:** October 17, 2004, 05:35:03 PM »

Jolly Still standing out in the middle of nowhere finnally catches his breath. he pull out a digi-pad and types in a few taps and a shower pops up.

Jolly rinses the honey completely off and change uniforms.

He taps a few more times on the digi-pad and the shower disposes of its self and a scooter pops up. Jolly Ride to the action.

snauzberries · « **Reply #112 on:** October 27, 2004, 04:09:48 PM »

SNauz blows up for no apperent reson

JollyRoger · « **Reply #113 on:** October 27, 2004, 04:44:43 PM »

Just then Jolly Rode by.
*Splat!*
"awwgh!, He Snauz all over me!"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #114 on:** October 28, 2004, 11:26:00 AM »

ZW sticks a steel rod through the spokes on Jolly's scooter as he drives by and watches him do a full face gainer over the handle bars.

As Jolly lifts his head and looks around ZW holds up a sign...

4.2

and runs!

snauzberries · « **Reply #115 on:** October 28, 2004, 11:42:19 AM »

snauz respawns......"hmmmm i think my c4 pack got meesed with........let me see"

snauz stands on top of a hill overlooking a lake......snauz pulls a stero and hit play on the cd.....he grabs his C4 and stars headbagin to dick dales nitro.........snauz looks up and sees a dog surfin in the lake......."how odd" snauz contiues to play his C4

JollyRoger · « **Reply #116 on:** October 28, 2004, 02:17:27 PM »

Jolly in despireation for revenge sees a rock and chucks it a ZW, It hits him on the head just shy of center. ZW Face plantes on the pavement. Jolly sits down and sighs, as he picks up some teeth he left on the ground,

[Edited on 10-29-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #117 on:** October 28, 2004, 03:19:33 PM »

ZW watches from afar a Jolly sneaks up behind Snauz ( not hard with the music at 150Db ) and quickly inserts a detonator into the C4 as Snauz finishes another upswing of the brick.

Jolly run fast, and ZW starts Fraps for the recording.

Snauz lowers the brick and swings it back at his head. contacting the detonator and the C4 explodes.

As the smoke clears we see Snauz standing there his upper torso blackend and smoke rolling off of him.

"Now THAT'S headbanging!"

He falls over backwards

opiesilver · « **Reply #118 on:** October 29, 2004, 10:44:57 AM »

Opie meanwhile is just sitting quietly behind some bushes with a laptop. He looks to be programming something......
"Time to upload this....."

Jolly once again reaches for his data pad and taps on it. He thinks it funny that it's so slow......then he notices the little red evil Opie icon in the corner. "Oh Sh...."

Somewhere from orbit a satellite awakens. The main door swings open and a targeting array is deployed. In space you can never hear plasma cannons when fired.

Opie looks up and notices that his virus/os upgrade worked really quick this time. "Hey Mr. Snuggles, what's for lunch? Maybe a bit of roasted Jolly?"

"Oh yeah, Mr. Snuggle's, execute /scripts/plot/revenge/opie1/bunny please."

"The Bunny is loose......." purrs Mr. Snuggles.

Opie picks up his cell phone and dials ZWarrior. "Hello Z? Remember that last console reset? I dropped something into the PROM that I had been saving for you. Have a nice day!!"

Lets see how fast he can remember how to edit PROM memory from command line.....

[Edited on 10-29-2004 by opiesilver]

snauzberries · « **Reply #119 on:** October 29, 2004, 12:19:24 PM »

"Mr. snuggles is out of control......" snauz retreats his command center...Snauz aproches a large metal door....a keypad is of to the side.......*click click click click* "Please say paswword" Jolly cant fight" says snauz. "voice cofermed.....enter secondary password: *type type type*

The doors spread apart......we now enter the demented lair of the snauz...........

As the metal doors magneticly seal and becom charged with 3500000000 volts. snauz sits at his computer......

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #120 on:** October 29, 2004, 01:16:52 PM »

:rolling:rolling:rolling

You all crack me up!

opiesilver · « **Reply #121 on:** October 29, 2004, 06:08:44 PM »

Snauz sits down at his console....."WHAT?!! How could it be?" HE just noticed the mark of Opie....:evil

Somewhere far off in the distance a strange metalic laughter rang out from a rifle and the horizon lit up once again.
"Ummm, Master, do you think they will ever learn that you don't ever mess with a BOFH?"

"No Snuggles," Opie sighes, "they never will. They only need to learn one thing."

"Whats that Master?"

"Never mess with the sysadmin, for they are quick to anger and they have the root password."

ZWarrior · « **Reply #122 on:** December 03, 2004, 11:42:11 AM »

ZW watches as Jolly climbs into his trusty Jeep to head across the map.

He quickly ties the anchor onto Jolly's rear axle and attaches the anchor to a nearby, newly created, lightpole.

He then retreats to the shadows and quickly dials Opie's comm number...

"Hello?"

"Turn on your overhead spycam and point it at my location, zoom level 4"

"What's up?"

"Just do it, Trust me. "

Jolly revs the engine and innocently launches off down the street, his axle still sitting on the ground where he started.

ZW can hear Opie laughing clear across the map.

ZW shifts off in the shadows being sure to turn off the locate function on his comm-unit, to prevent anyone tracking him again.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #123 on:** December 03, 2004, 12:18:56 PM »

Jolly Makes a U turn and heads back for ZW
Jolly Steps on the gas as ZW Comes into sight

*Thump**Scrape*

Jolly Looks back at ZW and see nothing but a mess
Good thing I engaged 4x4
Jolly Drives off Dragging his tail behind him.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #124 on:** December 03, 2004, 01:54:00 PM »

ZW pulls himself together, and notices Snauz standing on a corner picking his nose.

A few taps on the comm-pad, and Snauz hears a whistling noise above him. He looks up in time to see an anchor just above him approaching rather quickly.

BLANG!!

Heh, now THAT'S using your head!

He ducks into conveniently created warp hole to his bunker before Snauz comes to and logs the now bent anchor at him.

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