Author Topic: The Taunting Thread (Read 60987 times)

opiesilver · « **Reply #50 on:** June 10, 2002, 05:48:05 PM »

There is nothing wrong with using the translocator in my opinion. :transloc:

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #51 on:** July 02, 2002, 03:30:33 PM »

Sorry Dragon..but I think Zwarrior was making a comment to Spade and Wolverine.

I do have to admit..Zwarrior is ruthless with that mini-gun! OUCH!!!!!:mg-lft:

ZWarrior · « **Reply #52 on:** July 03, 2002, 01:00:47 PM »

I have nothing against the translocator itself, just the over use therein. One thing many don't realize, using the tranny a lot will lag the server. I didn't know this either, until I was doing some research into the speed of a server and the impact certain items have on it. Besides, I was mostly just teasing Wolvy and Spade, the twin Tranny-users! :transloc:

BTW, I am still trying to find a way to get spellcheck on this system.

n1c · « **Reply #53 on:** July 05, 2002, 08:15:02 PM »

well i was just wundering since at the last LAN party i ihad around 50 tellafrags

:transloc:

opiesilver · « **Reply #54 on:** August 09, 2002, 01:56:30 AM »

Can we get back to the story now? I'm sure that Wuss-a-rine is just full of huge embellishments of the truth.

Wuss you are a fantastic UT player, in fact all of you are. True masters of the game.

Morpheus · « **Reply #55 on:** August 09, 2002, 09:58:36 AM »

The story will continue at F3. It will go something like this.... The "beta" team (Wuss, Spud, Hot lips, and Rouge) will work their way through the teams until the finals, when they will encounter the (hmm my team needs a name). At that time a hush will come over the room and the other teams will focus their attention on the projection of the game. The beta teams palms will get sweaty as they realize the skill they are up against. Before they can even begin a strategy, they have 2 points scored against them. The audience is in a silent awe, what skill, what team work, what an awesome team............

ZWarrior · « **Reply #56 on:** August 09, 2002, 05:15:03 PM »

And let us not forget "What drugs are you on?"

opiesilver · « **Reply #57 on:** August 10, 2002, 12:29:49 AM »

I know the plan and have already offered my congratulations to Morph for being so devious and resourceful in finding the players he has lined up. Only wish he would have invited me. You only learn when your playing with someone better than you are.:beer:

opiesilver · « **Reply #58 on:** August 10, 2002, 12:32:09 AM »

Oh, btw....my post was not intended to scare anyone off. All of you are the true masters of UT. I can only dream about being as skilled as all of you.:rolleyes:

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #59 on:** August 12, 2002, 11:32:41 AM »

It was only a matter of time. Eventually, I knew that someday, sometime, Opie would break.

He has come to the light. Opiesilver, on the inside, has always wanted, had a yearning to be like, Wolverine.

Brings a tear to my eye little guy! <sniffle>

Carry on!

Morpheus · « **Reply #60 on:** August 12, 2002, 01:15:37 PM »

:x

That's all I have to say about that.

Only drugs I'm on are natural food supplements.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #61 on:** August 12, 2002, 02:20:41 PM »

Whew, must be some kind of really strange stuff floating around in here. Better open a window to air this place out!

*KRASH*
[tosses chair through the plate glass window]

Oops sorry Zeet, I didn't realize you were lurking out there!

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #62 on:** August 12, 2002, 04:19:22 PM »

ROFLOL

opiesilver · « **Reply #63 on:** August 13, 2002, 12:26:28 AM »

Gee Wolfy, your game style has always amazed me. No really.

You are truely THE master of UT that I think you are. Please teach me more.

Morpheus · « **Reply #64 on:** August 13, 2002, 12:02:50 PM »

Yes, we all want to join the Wolverine school of UT. (more commonly known as How to talk smack that I can't back)

opiesilver · « **Reply #65 on:** August 13, 2002, 03:21:46 PM »

All hail Wolverine, Lord of UT.......

ZWarrior · « **Reply #66 on:** August 16, 2002, 10:59:06 AM »

Ya know this thread is SOOOOO far off topic, it's incredible that it even makes sense! Back to topic!

*Pulls .45 and caps Wolvy in the pinky toe*

"You shot my pinky toe! You shot my pinky toe!"

Morpheus · « **Reply #67 on:** August 16, 2002, 11:03:50 AM »

CRACK!!!!! As Wolverine dances around yelping about his toe, ZW's head goes rolling to the ground. Headshot! And I say, shouldn't stand around gloating ZW, you might loose your head.

opiesilver · « **Reply #68 on:** August 16, 2002, 01:20:22 PM »

Morphous and Wolverine stand there looking at ZW head as the sun comes up over the horizon behind them.

"Morphous! Your shadow looks funny" snaped the ever smelly Wolverine.

"Yeah, yours too. I wonder why were seeing smilie faces of light in our shadow?"

They then understood, but it was too late. The blood had left their bodies and pooled at their feet.

Fifteen hundred yards away, a shadow moved. "Need to work on my shot groupings...." Opie mumbles to himself.

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #69 on:** August 16, 2002, 03:33:58 PM »

GULP! Oh what should i do?

opiesilver · « **Reply #70 on:** August 16, 2002, 04:50:52 PM »

Come up with something interesting for once would be nice........

ZWarrior · « **Reply #71 on:** August 18, 2002, 07:47:13 AM »

ZW steps from the shadows and lobs a flak grenade at Spade.

"Hey Spade! Catch!"

ZW drops into his sealed bunker.

n1c · « **Reply #72 on:** August 18, 2002, 01:55:56 PM »

then he sufficates and dies too...

Morpheus · « **Reply #73 on:** August 18, 2002, 11:06:59 PM »

clink, clink, clink

BOOOOM

Gotta watch those grenades in a sealed bunker.

n1c · « **Reply #74 on:** August 19, 2002, 12:35:21 AM »

Umm... he is already dead... He ran out of air!!!

Silly rabbit.

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