Author Topic: The Taunting Thread (Read 61070 times)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2002, 11:23:40 AM »

The boy can dream can't he!

n1c · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2002, 06:17:39 PM »

that was probebly one of his wildest

opiesilver · « **Reply #27 on:** May 31, 2002, 01:38:48 AM »

I wonder if it was actually his own? :rolleyes That involved quite a bit of creativity.

opiesilver · « **Reply #28 on:** May 31, 2002, 02:16:41 AM »

As the last wisps of smoke billows away, ZWarrior steps up to Opie. "Pull your self together! I've had enough of these cheap frags form Beta. It's time for you to show them how scoring is really done."

"Sir, yes Sir!" Opie shouts. Before anyone can move, Opie has teleported out of the window and across the map.

Out of the corner of Wolverine's eye something moved. He spins but is just too slow. Opie sticks a flack cannon under his chin and pulls the trigger. Wolverine head explodes and showers Opie in blood. "Nothing like getting ready for the blood bath to come."

Once again Opie is on the move. In and out of the shadows he moves quicker than any had thought possible. Spade sees him coming but doesn't stand a chance against Opie. Opie somehow dodges every shot he fires from his rocket launcher.

As Opie draws nearer, he notices that the nuke has just materialized behind Spade. Spade sees it as well and jumps back to grab it. As he tries to turn in time to frag Opie, his vision turns red and then a brilliant searing white. His life just ended as Opie teleports into the spot he just occupied. "Ohhh..nice toy gun. I'll give it back soon." :evil:

Opie spies the flag. "This is going to be too easy. No one guarding the flag." Opie grabs the flag and starts to flee, but in his way is the coward Morpheus. "This one is for Zeet." Opie dodges back around the corner and readies his sniper rifle. As if on cue, Morpheus runs around the corner.

Kla-bam! Opie just shakes his head and Morpheus' bounces off the far wall. "Time to score."

Opie easily makes it out of the Beta's base and out into the open. Woosh! A rifle round barely missed Opie's head. Opie looks over his shoulder and sees the entire Beta team hot on his trail. "I guess they want their nuke back. I might as well show them how it works." Opie turns around and starts running backwards without even breaking stride. Ka-Woosh! The missile streaks towards it victims. Beta team tries desperately to dodge but are too close. In a blinding flash of light the entire team vaporizes, leaving Opie all alone on the field. "Opps, I think I killed them all again."

Opie enters his base to find everyone well positioned to defend the Alpha flag. As Opie triumphantly scores the flag, ZW looks at Opie and says "is that the best you can do? My mamma could have scored twice already." Opie stares at the ground and says "You want scoring, I'll give you scoring." and proceeds to scores in bloodier fashion three more times in a row.

--OpieSilver :hat

ZWarrior · « **Reply #29 on:** May 31, 2002, 10:07:04 AM »

Now THAT was good. Of course there are certain people that would take exception to it, but I felt it was quite on targt!

Morpheus · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2002, 01:15:46 PM »

Well,

It was at least creative. Much more creative than my last post. It doesn't take much creativity to recount reality.

You forgot about JR..
he was standing behind you while you tried changeing back to your nuke
and splatered you with the flak cannon...

:rpg:.... better watch out for that boy!

[Edited on 5-31-2002 by Morpheus]

[Edited on 5-31-2002 by Morpheus]

n1c · « **Reply #31 on:** June 01, 2002, 05:00:14 PM »

what you got to keep editing it to make it more unbelevable:lol

ok i think i have it now.

[Edited on 6-1-2002 by Dragon Master]

But then the MASTER steps in...

[Edited on 6-3-2002 by ZWarrior]

Im the only master around here!!!

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by Dragon Master]

Spade · « **Reply #32 on:** June 04, 2002, 08:42:09 AM »

Opie wrote a story

:beer: I will say you get a cheer for creativity.

Heres for imagination!

:rpg: This is for killing me

You really should tell the truth

You are busted and must come clean

Your going to look like this the next time we play.

Nice post though

opiesilver · « **Reply #33 on:** June 05, 2002, 12:47:21 AM »

Oh gosh!!! ZW, should I tell Spud, I mean Spade, what really happened? :eek

You see, after the first match that I had ever played with Alpha, ZWarrior said to me "Hey Opie, do you think you could score a little more?" I had been sort of playing defense, but Zeet was holding the other team so far away that I had nothing to kill. :rpg: I have to say in my defense that I thought the rest of you, Alpha team, were doing brilliant without me going for the flag.

But, in listening to the wise old owl ZWarrior, I went out and started capturing flags.

The rest is history. In fact, you should know since I scored so many times against Beta. :cry: So whine as you might, actions always speak louder than words. :cry:

If you wanna play again, just let me know when and where. I'll even buy the first round. :beer:

Morpheus · « **Reply #34 on:** June 05, 2002, 01:40:04 PM »

Hmmm, let's see.....

How quickly we forget

1st match Beta 3 to 2 in overtime
2nd match I don't remember but I don't recal Opee scoring much
3rd match Alpha 3 to 2 in overtime

Oh, and don't forget Beta had a (how old is Jr?) kid defending and he was all over all ya all like white on rice.

In fact every time you

there was JR. :rpg: spankin you down.

In fact the Zit was

with fear so he found a hiding place and got out the chicken riffle. Of course every time he did that, Morpheus would route him out and :hotbouns:.

Meanwhile the spectacular Spade was translocating all over you, grabbing the flag, and all ZWusser could do is

.

Then there was wonderful Wolverine
with a

here
and a

there,
here a

there a

everywhere a

Wolverine was :bounce: dragon all over the map.

The only true test will be a REMATCH!!!!!

until then

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #35 on:** June 05, 2002, 02:46:11 PM »

Well Said Morpheus.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #36 on:** June 05, 2002, 04:01:34 PM »

Actually I believe that game was a little different than that for me. It took Ken and Morpheus teaming up on me to start getting the flag.

As far as how the scores were...

What can I say, we both had good teams!

BTW, good luck to Dragon, he has a ladder match tonight! Thanks to Phil for drilling him last night, too!

[Edited on 6-5-2002 by ZWarrior]

opiesilver · « **Reply #37 on:** June 06, 2002, 12:57:05 AM »

Ohhhh....The Wussboy dares to speak!

Say on Brother Wuss.

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #38 on:** June 06, 2002, 11:52:54 AM »

2 THINGS TO SAY:

1)I had a fun time helping Dragon practice for his 1vs.1 ladder match. Had a blast with that. Always willing to help!
2)There will be a rematch and we will see ..out of the 2 awesome teams who will win this one.

Adding to that... Opie never played on the same team with the Alpha team (that's the name of the team...not meaning better in skill) before that game day.
This rematch we are all talking about. will most likely be a harder game. But we will most definitely have a great time playing it.. Looking forward to the game!!!

Every one is good at UT..including Opie!:wavey:

opiesilver · « **Reply #39 on:** June 07, 2002, 01:27:42 AM »

You're not gonna start on another strech of "You are all so good at UT" are you? The last go round was really sickening. :x

opiesilver · « **Reply #40 on:** June 07, 2002, 01:29:37 AM »

I have to say that I would immensely enjoy a rematch. Not often I get to play with those who have skills. You guys rock!

Spade · « **Reply #41 on:** June 07, 2002, 08:23:13 AM »

As we all know, It comes down to the day.....Some days your on...Some days your off.

It comes down to the Maps.....Some maps you groove in and some Maps just don't flow well.

It comes down to Team Play....Were working on that. That was our first time working together as a team.

It comes down to Ping....Nuff said!

It comes down to Enviorment....Hopfully Wolverine will feel better at the next one and won't have to support his left arm with a trash can.....Never knew when he might have to talk to RALPH.

It comes down to the fact that we all have our strenghs and weaknesses....Work on your weaknesses....Change your habits....Expand your skill....and for others like myself.....Remap your keys and learn all over again.

I just can't wait to play you boys again....I think you might be surprised the next time we get together.

BTW....no more rippers for ZW, he has to use a new gun. No more snipper rifles for Zeet, He has to use a different gun. No more rocket launchers for Dragon and as for Opie well he can have them all cuz it didnt much matter what he tried to use. :rolling

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #42 on:** June 07, 2002, 09:34:39 AM »

OPIE....are you ok? That sounded like he cut your legs off....VERY SHARP TAUNT... I love it

ZWarrior · « **Reply #43 on:** June 07, 2002, 12:46:44 PM »

Just a note, I HATE the ripper, but love the MINIGUN!

:mg-rt:

But I know what you are saying Spade!

No more translocators for 2 certain peeps! :transloc:

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]

n1c · « **Reply #44 on:** June 07, 2002, 01:24:10 PM »

In my mach w/Chicken he uses the :shock: WAY TOO MUCH and i couldent get away.... if you whant to see the demos i made e-mail me at DragonsNest@cox.net... they are 2 meg a pice

opiesilver · « **Reply #45 on:** June 07, 2002, 07:31:58 PM »

That was a fantastic taunt. I'm really suprised you knew what it was when you read it Wolfy.

***ZW, please give us spellcheck***

[Edited on 6-8-2002 by opiesilver]

n1c · « **Reply #46 on:** June 09, 2002, 11:32:25 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by opiesilver
That was a fantastic taunt. I'm really suprised you knew what it was when you read it Wolfy.

.
what post are you refering to?

opiesilver · « **Reply #47 on:** June 10, 2002, 12:05:07 AM »

I'd suggest that you read Wolverine's last post.

Spade · « **Reply #48 on:** June 10, 2002, 12:04:48 PM »

Looks like someong needs to awaken the sleeping giant.....Hmmmmm I think I might be able to accomplish that one?

:rpg:

n1c · « **Reply #49 on:** June 10, 2002, 04:33:28 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by ZWarrior
Just a note, I HATE the ripper, but love the MINIGUN!
:mg-rt:
But I know what you are saying Spade!

No more translocators for 2 certain peeps! :transloc:

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]

im one of them arnt i:transloc:

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