Author Topic: Starting to get ready for F3!!! (Read 55342 times)

Morpheus · « **Reply #125 on:** April 17, 2003, 09:15:15 AM »

Well the two Ambush teams are going to take the win in UT. That's all I've got to say about that!

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #126 on:** April 17, 2003, 11:08:25 AM »

HEY!...My brother DID where combat boots!...SO WHAT!

opiesilver · « **Reply #127 on:** April 17, 2003, 03:56:59 PM »

Yeah, me too. You want to make something of it. I can see now that I'm going to have to show you that a size 14 boot will fit your bottom just fine.

Morpheus · « **Reply #128 on:** April 17, 2003, 03:58:45 PM »

well, while you guys are playing around with your boots, I'll just telefrag you, or snipe your head off.

HEAD SHOT!!

opiesilver · « **Reply #129 on:** April 17, 2003, 05:26:49 PM »

You wish...

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #130 on:** April 18, 2003, 08:30:26 AM »

er..um......Did Morph just say that to the Wolverine and OpieSilver?

Okay, Opie..let's unleash the wrath of true reality on him! :lol

opiesilver · « **Reply #131 on:** April 18, 2003, 09:04:06 AM »

Well, ZW was right. He should have taken the green pill.

We're coming for you Morphy.......

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #132 on:** April 18, 2003, 12:03:10 PM »

Morph thinking to self..."What are these 2 little red laser dots on my forehead?" ..hmmm....

He hears whipering ..."He's mine...NO! ..he's mine..."

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #133 on:** April 18, 2003, 12:03:10 PM »

[Edited on 4-18-2003 by Wolverine of Ambush!]

Morpheus · « **Reply #134 on:** April 18, 2003, 01:07:42 PM »

BANG! BANG! vssst....

Wolvy: "Did you get him?"
Opie: "Didn't you?

a siren starts going off

Wolvy: "SON OF A BIT DOG, he stole our flag!"

ssssshhhhhh fooooombbbb

Morph: "Thanks for the redeemer action ZW!"

Wolvy, thinking to self " I can get ther, I can get there" as he translocates across the map desperately trying to get to the flag before the score.

Just as Wolvy appears in the flag room....

Bum Bum Bum tsss

Siren begins whirring again.

Wolvy: "Shoot, he left his tranny in our flag room! Get him Opie."

Bring on the dog and penquin show!

opiesilver · « **Reply #135 on:** April 18, 2003, 02:00:28 PM »

CRACK! ZW's head disappears in a red cloud. His lifeless body tumbles to the earth. CRACK! Just as ZW spawns again, he dies.

Morp keeps calling for fire support as he dodges across the map. Just then he hears something in that in the deep recesses of his mind calls forth a shiver and unending dread. "Hey, how did I get here?" he says as he respawns. Then he remembers the sound. It was the sound of Wolverines' laughter just before he translocates you.

CRACK, CRACK!! He dies again, but just before the lights go out on his pathetic attempt to score he notices that ZW had respawned right in front of him and that his head was missing. "That's stra.........."

DA-DA, DA-DA, DA-DA, DuN! Wolverine scores again.

And once again he hears the familiar lyrics to a nameless song..."mmmmmmonster kill...kill...kill...ultra kill...kill.....I'm Godlike guys....mm ...mm...mm....monster kill..."

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #136 on:** April 18, 2003, 02:59:09 PM »

Very NICE!....loved it!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #137 on:** April 19, 2003, 10:23:58 AM »

:lol
I almost wet my shorts! The thought of Opie being able to kill me that many times!
:lol

opiesilver · « **Reply #138 on:** April 19, 2003, 12:19:46 PM »

You mean just like I did last night, oh wonderous bald one???

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #139 on:** April 22, 2003, 12:18:16 PM »

oooooooooo! i am SO excited about LAN-Bush 2003!

Frags...frags...and more frags...!

opiesilver · « **Reply #140 on:** April 22, 2003, 03:07:31 PM »

You guys are all great at UT!!!:D

ZWarrior · « **Reply #141 on:** April 22, 2003, 03:23:27 PM »

BaldING, That baldING! I still have the sides. It's just the top has migrated to my chin.

opiesilver · « **Reply #142 on:** April 22, 2003, 03:42:30 PM »

From what Zeet tells us, your toes too. They're always at eye level for him anyway.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #143 on:** April 22, 2003, 03:54:15 PM »

Naw, the only hairy toes I have seen are Zeet's!

opiesilver · « **Reply #144 on:** April 23, 2003, 12:00:46 AM »

Must have been your palms then.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #145 on:** April 23, 2003, 09:52:33 AM »

I think NOT!

It was my chest.

Morpheus · « **Reply #146 on:** April 23, 2003, 10:24:53 AM »

Welp, I've taken on the ZW mantra....Don't Touch My Flag!

Of course I might let you touch it once or twice.....just so I can toy with you a little :lol

The Ambush! clan team is in top form...all contenders will perish at the end of our tranny throws, flack cannon, redeemers, and anything else we feel like picking up. I hope you have been honing your skills, because you will need them so that you don't look like total noobs. Don't worry, you don't stand a chance of winning, but I would hate for you to look too bad while loosing. It's not much fun to totally humiliate everyone.

Ambush! Clan RULES! I dare you to come against us.

opiesilver · « **Reply #147 on:** April 23, 2003, 12:00:09 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by ZWarrior
I think NOT!

It was my chest.

Exactly how would he have seen your chest? Forget it, I don't want to know.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #148 on:** April 23, 2003, 04:05:50 PM »

Quote

Exactly how would he have seen your chest? Forget it, I don't want to know.

Morpheus · « **Reply #149 on:** April 24, 2003, 12:08:41 PM »

News:

Recent Posts

Fiction

Permissions

Author Topic: Starting to get ready for F3!!! (Read 55342 times)