Woot posts that rock

[ZWarrior]

Just thought I would throw up a thread for Woot item descriptions that were most memorable.

Take for instance the one for the Dyson DC28 Animal Upright Vacuum

item discussion

An easy ride, over carpeted ground
Mini turbine head, gets the pet hair out
We are the dirty ones, on our filthy floors
For a whole lifetime – how long the filter’s good for
I clean for you

I got some crumbs and chunks of mud
Whoa-oh
Dander, pet hair, assorted crud
Whoa-oh
And I want
Airmuscle
Technology
Animal
And I want
Root Cyclone
‘Cause it sucks
Animal

My pet wolf, sheds all over the house
Pees with excitement when it sees a mouse
I’m suckin’ with the wind, that Root Cyclone
The particles get snared in the filter unawares
I never sneeze

I got some crumbs and chunks of mud
Whoa-oh
Dander, pet hair, assorted crud
Whoa-oh
And I want
Airmuscle
Technology
Animal
And I want
Root Cyclone
‘Cause it sucks
Animal

All based on the song Animal by Def Leppard