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« on: December 12, 2002, 01:03:29 PM »
Ever thought about the carols we sing, and the ways other people would sing them?  Here are some I found...

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire
Hydrants and......

Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2002, 02:02:32 PM »
Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire
Hydrants and......

Bi-polar hits
Bah Humbug
I'm dreaming of a blood red christmas, while I sit here slitting my wrists, no body love me.. at all, so I'm better off blissfully dead.
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2002, 12:37:11 PM »
(set to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Jingle bells, poopy smell, Wolfy laid an egg.  ZWarrior shot Spade in the head, and now he's laying dead.

Jingle bells, someone yells, Opie's got the flag.  Wolfy fragged Morph dead, and now we score again!

[Edited on 12-15-2002 by opiesilver]
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2002, 02:28:31 PM »
ha ha ha !!! thats a good one but you left me out...  Man it seems that I never get any respect!
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2002, 04:12:54 PM »
I just couldn't figure out a way to make it rhyme.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2002, 09:06:45 AM »
Dashing through the hall Morphy is getting away, he sees Dragon coming, and blasts him clean away hay hay hay...

[Edited on 12-16-2002 by Morpheus]
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2002, 11:42:18 AM »
WOOOT!
:lol:rolling:lol
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Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2002, 12:14:41 PM »
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

dragons on the rise, you people should be scared, bucause when I come to get you, you shurly will be dead. Hay!!
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2002, 01:31:49 PM »
Not scared, and don't call me Shirley!!!




My name is Susan. :D
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Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2002, 11:57:31 PM »
LOL :LOL
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2002, 09:35:54 AM »
Away in the snipers post, ol Zeet aims his beed,
The pour little nubbies haven't a clue,
With a pow and a zing, off went a head,
Look out for the Zeetster he's prowling again.
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2002, 09:58:09 AM »
Then he must be in the shadows, 'cause I haven't seen neither hide nor hair.  With all his hair, that's pretty hard too!
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.
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