Online MUDD - Star Pirates

[ZWarrior]

Soo, I was talking with Jeg and decided I would hunt noobs to see what happens.  I go to Mars and look for level 5.  Here is the results:

The Bloodthirsty Dagger of Peace Level: 35 Hull Points: 855
Weapons: 10,889 Defense: 9,340 Engines: 3,250
Max. Damage: 10,878
vs.
Sloop Mk. I Level: 5 Hull Points: 40.
Weapons: 14 Defense: 10 Engines: 10
Max. Damage: 5


ZWarrior superior maneuvering bonus: +90 Hull Points.

SUCCEED: Surprise Attack! (Chance: 90%) First attack damage bonus: + 57!
Target's Weapon Malfunction Chance increased by 18%!
HIT: 6 Phaser Emitter does 10371 to [SPI] platypusgreg (-10331 HP remaining)
Alert
You seriously damaged Sloop Mk. I
150 exp was earned.
Your crew raided and $0 of cargo were taken from [SPI] platypusgreg.
Your fleet took $0 in tax (5%).

It was easy, but funny!

[ZWarrior]

It has finally happened.   

I was watching a TV show and grinding XP.  Click Search, Click Search, scroll down, click the bottom player, click attack, rinse, repeat. 

Suddenly I notice that my HP just dropped by half.  What's happened?   

This happened...

The Bloodthirsty Dagger of Peace Level: 35 Hull Points: 880
Weapons: 10,952 Defense: 9,608 Engines: 3,336
Max. Damage: 7
vs.
Dirty Bastage Level: 33 Hull Points: 670.
Weapons: 8,955 Defense: 11,349 Engines: 247
Max. Damage: 7


ZWarrior superior maneuvering bonus: +90 Hull Points.

SUCCEED: Surprise Attack! (Chance: 90%) First attack damage bonus: + 49!
Target's Weapon Malfunction Chance increased by 5%!
HIT: 6 Phaser Emitter does 52 to [NI] kingpin (618 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Ion Pulse Heavy Cannon, Graviton Beam, Phaser Emitter does 6 to [A!] ZWarrior (964 HP remaining)
HIT: 6 Phaser Emitter does 7 to [NI] kingpin (611 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Ion Pulse Heavy Cannon, Graviton Beam, Phaser Emitter does 2 to [A!] ZWarrior (962 HP remaining)
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HIT: 6 Phaser Emitter does 7 to [NI] kingpin (11 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Ion Pulse Heavy Cannon, Graviton Beam, Phaser Emitter does 4 to [A!] ZWarrior (485 HP remaining)
HIT: 6 Phaser Emitter does 5 to [NI] kingpin (6 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Ion Pulse Heavy Cannon, Graviton Beam, Phaser Emitter does 3 to [A!] ZWarrior (482 HP remaining)
HIT: 6 Phaser Emitter does 6 to [NI] kingpin (0 HP remaining)
Alert
You seriously damaged Dirty Bastage
498 exp was earned.
Your crew raided and $533 of cargo were taken from [NI] kingpin.
Your fleet took $26 in tax (5%).

 

I clipped the battle because it went on and on.  This was the LAST member of NI that could stop me.  It may be time to take them soon.  Then again, the Fleet wars will be released in less than 2 weeks so our time will be very soon.  They will all learn to fear the Ambush! fleet... or find the ShipYards as their new home.

[ZWarrior]

And now another milestone!!

The Bloodthirsty Dagger of Peace Level: 35 Hull Points: 880
Weapons: 10,952 Defense: 9,608 Engines: 3,336
Max. Damage: 7
vs.
Peaceboat Level: 36 Hull Points: 221.
Weapons: 7,502 Defense: 22,093 Engines: 1,509
Max. Damage: 12


ZWarrior superior maneuvering bonus: +90 Hull Points.

FAIL: Surprise Attack Failed (Chance: 90%)
HIT: 6 Phaser Emitter does 5 to [Hi] oljomo (216 HP remaining)
HIT: Phaser Emitter, Overamped Laser Battery, Military Targetting Computer does 11 to [A!] ZWarrior (959 HP remaining)
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You seriously damaged Peaceboat
528 exp was earned.
Your crew raided and $353 of cargo were taken from [Hi] oljomo.
Your fleet took $17 in tax (5%).

Oljomo has fallen to an Ambush! fleet member.  Who's next?

[n1c]

Space Combat
S.S. Endurance Level: 11 Hull Points: 190
Weapons: 28 Defense: 37 Engines: 55
Max. Damage: 4
vs.
Frigate Mk. I Level: 10 Hull Points: 200.
Weapons: 38 Defense: 25 Engines: 41
Max. Damage: 4


Nitilus superior maneuvering bonus: +1 Hull Points.

FAIL: Surprise Attack Failed (Chance: 4%)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 4 to [TBT] Thark (196 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam does 4 to [A!] Nitilus (187 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 1 to [TBT] Thark (195 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam does 3 to [A!] Nitilus (184 HP remaining)
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HIT: Fusion Beam does 4 to [A!] Nitilus (20 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 1 to [TBT] Thark (12 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (18 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 2 to [TBT] Thark (10 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam does 3 to [A!] Nitilus (15 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 3 to [TBT] Thark (7 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (13 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 2 to [TBT] Thark (5 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam does 4 to [A!] Nitilus (9 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 3 to [TBT] Thark (2 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam does 4 to [A!] Nitilus (5 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 1 to [TBT] Thark (1 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (3 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Blaster Array does 3 to [TBT] Thark (-2 HP remaining)
Alert
You seriously damaged Frigate Mk. I
220 exp was earned.
Your crew raided and $2 of cargo were taken from [TBT] Thark.
Your fleet took $0 in tax (5%).

close call

[Jeggard]

NIT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII its i play this to  i am teaching ppl in the game not to mess with us ambush types im only lvl 23 and my best is taking out a 33 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Also if anyone that needs less then 1 million for a ship upgrade let me know im happy to help. Just ask jolly 

[opiesilver]

Your Mom Level: 30 Hull Points: 620
Weapons: 3,805 Defense: 3,126 Engines: 1,061
Max. Damage: 3,804
vs.
Son of Earth Marauderdrone.

 
HIT: Black Ray Assault Drivers does 2 to [A!] Opiesilver (618 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Phaser Emitter, 4 Fusion Blaster Array does 3066 to Son of Earth Marauderdrone (-66 HP remaining)
 
 
Son of Earth Marauderdrone is defeated.
240 exp was earned.
Your crew found $5,783 worth of cargo. Your fleet took $289 in tax (5%).
You found a Laser Beam!

[ZWarrior]

Nice job. 

[opiesilver]

OK everyone....a mod has asked us to stop all online attacks, except for retaliation for the same, until fleet wars begin.

[Jeggard]

what is fleet wars since i refuse to read the posts on the forums since most are just jibberous

[opiesilver]

ummmm...dunno...don't read the forums much either....ZW, a little help here please?

[ZWarrior]

An organized competition, ladder based, for fleet on fleet combat.  Unless we get one more player that is level 5 or higher we can't participate.  You have to have 10 players lvl5 and above to participate.

Announcement:
http://www.starpirates.net/forums/forum/viewthread.php?forum_id=9&thread_id=1367

Discussion:
http://www.starpirates.net/forums/forum/viewthread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1368

Note:  You have to be logged into SP to get to the threads.

[ZWarrior]

Latest NPC combat log:

The Bloodthirsty Dagger of Peace Level: 36 Hull Points: 728
Weapons: 12,542 Defense: 5,967 Engines: 5,226
Max. Damage: 12,541
vs.
Son of Earth Marauderdrone Mk II.


SUCCEED: Surprise Attack! (Chance: 90%) First attack damage bonus: + 55!
Target's Weapon Malfunction Chance increased by 10%!
HIT: 6 Phaser Emitter does 11068 to Son of Earth Marauderdrone Mk II (-7568 HP remaining)
Alert
Son of Earth Marauderdrone Mk II is defeated.
270 exp was earned.
Your crew found $1,261 worth of cargo. Your fleet took $63 in tax (5%).

I took off 2 C7 Shields and loaded the LNC and my SSC to boost the HP and surprise%.

[opiesilver]

An organized competition, ladder based, for fleet on fleet combat.  Unless we get one more player that is level 5 or higher we can't participate.  You have to have 10 players lvl5 and above to participate.

Announcement:
http://www.starpirates.net/forums/forum/viewthread.php?forum_id=9&thread_id=1367

Discussion:
http://www.starpirates.net/forums/forum/viewthread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1368

Note:  You have to be logged into SP to get to the threads.

So are we going to recruit outside of Ambush and friends for this?  If so, I want GDL in the fleet even though it will be like having 2 ZWarriors......

[ZWarrior]

Unfortunately, GDL has accepted a position with the SSC.  Any other suggestions?  What about Idio? Any chance he will be playing soon Jeg?

[opiesilver]

Damutt might start playing.

[snauzberries]

I seem to be on someones XP farm list


Received:     June 22, 2008 7:58:39pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 7:42:35pm
Event:  You were offline attacked by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 7:20:44pm
Event:  You were offline attacked by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 6:51:07pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 6:30:03pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 6:14:30pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 5:39:53pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 5:22:37pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 5:07:21pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 4:51:02pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 4:24:10pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 4:07:34pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 3:52:35pm
Event:  You were offline attacked by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 3:37:08pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 3:18:20pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 3:03:10pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 2:47:14pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.
Received:    June 22, 2008 2:29:36pm
Event:  You were offline ambushed by Warship of Doom +2 ([PS] Corim Danex) and lost. You were raided and $0 of cargo were taken from your ship.

[Jeggard]

i will talk to idio but i dont know if he would have time to play but i will talk to him about it.

[ZWarrior]

Let's get them in and playing!

[opiesilver]

Poor GIS...they can't seem to get out of the SY today.....

[ZWarrior]

Now now. The need to get their affairs in order and be ready for the pounding that will begin tomorrow morning.  The Fleet War starts 24 hours after the declaration.  We won't get points for it, but we will get the satisfaction.

[opiesilver]

I misunderstood you then....I thought poundings were authorized today.

[ZWarrior]

Ding!!!

Received:     June 23, 2008 10:15:04pm
Event:  You gained a level! You are now level 37 !

[Jeggard]

Update Idio is playing and he is a BEAST. Also i was "testing the waters" today. Wallo is the only threat in the whole guild and thats a little sad.... 5k weapons 2k defense and like no engines if i remember right....

[n1c]

 Space Combat
The Rusty Clever Level: 13 Hull Points: 258
Weapons: 71 Defense: 61 Engines: 34
Max. Damage: 30
vs.
Kosciuszko Level: 17 Hull Points: 290.
Weapons: 61 Defense: 41 Engines: 18
Max. Damage: 4


Nitilus superior maneuvering bonus: +1 Hull Points.

FAIL: Surprise Attack Failed (Chance: 4%)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 19 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (271 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (257 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 4 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (267 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (255 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 2 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (265 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 3 to [A!] Nitilus (252 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 15 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (250 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 4 to [A!] Nitilus (248 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 15 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (235 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 1 to [A!] Nitilus (247 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 25 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (210 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (245 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 20 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (190 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (243 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 17 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (173 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (241 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 11 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (162 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 1 to [A!] Nitilus (240 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 8 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (154 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 3 to [A!] Nitilus (237 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 21 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (133 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 4 to [A!] Nitilus (233 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 11 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (122 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (231 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 6 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (116 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 1 to [A!] Nitilus (230 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 9 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (107 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 3 to [A!] Nitilus (227 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 16 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (91 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 2 to [A!] Nitilus (225 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 22 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (69 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 4 to [A!] Nitilus (221 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 6 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (63 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 4 to [A!] Nitilus (217 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 11 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (52 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 3 to [A!] Nitilus (214 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 29 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (23 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 3 to [A!] Nitilus (211 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 2 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (21 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 1 to [A!] Nitilus (210 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 6 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (15 HP remaining)
HIT: 2 Fusion Beam does 3 to [A!] Nitilus (207 HP remaining)
HIT: Fusion Beam, Neutron Emitter Arrays, Fusion Blaster Array does 19 to [GIS] Balos Omnis (-4 HP remaining)
Alert
You seriously damaged Kosciuszko
294 exp was earned.
Your crew raided and $0 of cargo were taken from [GIS] Balos Omnis.
Your Fleet took $0 in tax (5%).

[Jeggard]

UPDATE wallo has almost 9k weapons 1900 defense and like 700 engines still a push over unless he attacks first