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Offline ZWarrior

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Build your Dream house...
« on: October 02, 2007, 09:27:34 AM »
Nifty little questionnaire that will help you design your ultimate dream home.

http://www.directhomefind.com/dream-home/

My results:
Your home is a Gamer's Hideout

Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario and Link. Your study includes unread copies of various gamer magazines, each purchased for the free demo CDs. One of your garages holds your collection of Ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2007, 10:51:09 AM »
<BR><BR><table width=450 style='font-family:Arial; font-size:12px; background-color:#fff; border: solid 1px #000000; color:#000000' align=center cellpadding=0><tbody><tr><td><center>Your home is a <h1>Philanthropic Gamer's Mansion</h1></center>                  <table width=440 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0 style='font-family:Arial; font-size:12px; background-color:#fff; color:#000000'><tbody><tr><td> Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario and Link. Your study includes unread copies of various gamer magazines, each purchased for the free demo CDs. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.

Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision -- those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.

And, you have a pet -- a koopa named "Shelly".

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:                  </td></tr></table><img src='http://www.directhomefind.com/dream-home/images/image.php?topleft=escape_pods&topright=mosh_pit&middleright=lan_room&bottomright=theater2&bottomleft=garage_xwing'></td></tr><tr><td align=center>

<a href='http://www.directhomefind.com/dream-home' target=_new>Find YOUR Dream House![/url]
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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2007, 11:20:37 AM »
You gonna edit that so we can read it or going to leave that in the ultimate snauzish mode?  I had to edit mine to make it read like it does.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2007, 01:50:20 PM »
I can read it just fine....You just got to squint....a lil

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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2007, 06:27:29 PM »
I'm just surprised that you haven't changed any of the spelling.
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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2007, 01:21:19 PM »
Why would he, Snauz can't spell. That's like telling ZW's computer to work. (dig)
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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2007, 05:55:30 PM »
el oh el
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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2007, 09:45:32 AM »
Hey joll   before you go off on Zdub not working mabey you should go to sleep

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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2007, 03:01:31 PM »
what? wait?
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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 07:56:03 AM »
He said "Go to sleep."
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 12:53:18 PM »
I would if I could! If I try to sleep I get sleep paralysis... If I don't I'm up for days until my body crashes.
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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 04:35:55 PM »
perhaps you should see someone about this?
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Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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Re: Build your Dream house...
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2007, 08:17:21 AM »
I did back when I had Mom and Dads insurance,but it wasn't that bad. It got worse over time. The best they can do is give me something like Lunesta or calazenepen. Both which I don't want to take at all. Some of my sleep issues are my own freakish mind, and the rest is insecurities that I have for some stupid reason or another.  I'm not down with the drugs to help. I need to overcome and fix some stuff in my life, then maybe this will go away.
No matter how hard you try to push the envelope, remember it's only stationary.