Author Topic: Quotes of Note (Read 119118 times)

opiesilver · « **Reply #75 on:** June 07, 2002, 01:43:55 AM »

<(L)user speaking to the helpdesk>

What do you mean opps? I havn't saved yet. OH-MY-GOD! The system's REBOOTING!!!!:jawdrop:

opiesilver · « **Reply #76 on:** June 07, 2002, 01:48:35 AM »

"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been."

President Gerald Ford

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by ZWarrior]

opiesilver · « **Reply #77 on:** June 07, 2002, 01:58:00 AM »

If love is blind, what is the purpose of lingerie?
--Unknown

opiesilver · « **Reply #78 on:** June 07, 2002, 02:01:06 AM »

There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
--Adlai Stevenson

opiesilver · « **Reply #79 on:** June 07, 2002, 02:08:23 AM »

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
--Jack Handy

[Edited on 6-7-2002 by opiesilver]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #80 on:** June 07, 2002, 12:55:01 PM »

"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."
-- Laurence J. Peter

"Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
-- Al Capp

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
-- Steven Wright

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."
-- Herb Caen

ZWarrior · « **Reply #81 on:** June 07, 2002, 03:50:51 PM »

"The optimist says "The cup is half full."
The pesimist says "The cup is half full, but I probably have bowel cancer."
The coder says "The cup better damn well be all the way full, I've got *&#$ to do." "
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Rameg74 · « **Reply #82 on:** June 07, 2002, 11:24:29 PM »

IT'S ALL IN THE WAY YOU LOOK AT IT

What do the following letters really say?

OPPORTUNITYISNOWHERE

Many people read "Opportunity is nowhere." And if that's the
way you see things, you're right.

But you might also fine that "Opportunity is now here." And
you would be just as right.

As in much of life, what you see is likely to be what you get.

--- David Baum

I didn't write this, I just copied and pasted it.

[Edited on 6-11-2002 by Rameg74]

n1c · « **Reply #83 on:** June 09, 2002, 11:11:03 PM »

i think your going to have to edit you post ...

look over it carefuly

Spade · « **Reply #84 on:** June 10, 2002, 01:23:01 PM »

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy

Norman Vincent Peale

Rameg74 · « **Reply #85 on:** June 10, 2002, 10:00:30 PM »

While it's important to win, it's imperative to compete.

---David Weinbaum

Didn't write it, just copied and pasted it...

[Edited on 6-11-2002 by Rameg74]

opiesilver · « **Reply #86 on:** June 10, 2002, 11:01:36 PM »

"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

n1c · « **Reply #87 on:** June 12, 2002, 04:16:09 PM »

are you saying that you want to snipe Al Gore:sniper:

opiesilver · « **Reply #88 on:** June 12, 2002, 05:30:52 PM »

Just liberals in general.

n1c · « **Reply #89 on:** June 13, 2002, 03:16:47 PM »

AH i see...

opiesilver · « **Reply #90 on:** June 14, 2002, 02:12:01 AM »

You wouldn't be a liberal now would you? Wanna save the world or hug some trees? Or how about just raise my taxes to pay for your pet project?

n1c · « **Reply #91 on:** June 14, 2002, 12:24:52 PM »

yes and no, there good and bad, kinda like black and white...

opiesilver · « **Reply #92 on:** June 14, 2002, 04:37:15 PM »

I'm starting to smell sniper bait. Wanna explain your stance?

n1c · « **Reply #93 on:** June 15, 2002, 01:48:59 AM »

well there is a good side and a bad side to everything and everybody... Some have more bad than good and some have more good than bad....

And i dont think anyone can disagree with that...

n1c · « **Reply #94 on:** June 15, 2002, 01:50:12 AM »

We come into this world not to love a perfect person, but
by seeing an imperfect person, perfectly.

---Sam Keen

ZWarrior · « **Reply #95 on:** June 15, 2002, 12:52:37 PM »

"It is possible to fail in many ways...
while to succeed is possible only in one way."

-- Aristotle

ZWarrior · « **Reply #96 on:** June 15, 2002, 12:53:13 PM »

" I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

-- Jack Benny

ZWarrior · « **Reply #97 on:** June 15, 2002, 12:55:28 PM »

"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it."

-- Gen. Robert E. Lee

opiesilver · « **Reply #98 on:** June 16, 2002, 09:47:34 AM »

Where do all of you keep coming up with all these quotes? I can't remember quotes at all.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #99 on:** June 17, 2002, 02:49:30 PM »

Ancient Chinese secret!

"The quickest way to end a war is to lose it."
-- George Orwell (1903 - 1950)

"War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory."
-- Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)

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