Author Topic: Quotes of Note (Read 119057 times)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #375 on:** August 29, 2007, 11:17:43 AM »

Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #376 on:** November 26, 2007, 07:45:56 AM »

The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #377 on:** November 26, 2007, 10:33:49 PM »

"Secrets are like herpes. Now that you got 'em you might as well share 'em"
--NPC in Mass Effect

snauzberries · « **Reply #378 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:59:58 AM »

"The cake is a lie"

-Portal

ZWarrior · « **Reply #379 on:** November 27, 2007, 01:52:21 PM »

"The lie is a cake"
-- ZW

JollyRoger · « **Reply #380 on:** November 28, 2007, 08:21:50 AM »

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

-- John Cusack / Gross Point Blank (1997) /

ZWarrior · « **Reply #381 on:** November 29, 2007, 11:17:13 AM »

"I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one."
-- Marcus Procius Cato

ZWarrior · « **Reply #382 on:** December 03, 2007, 10:28:51 AM »

"The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying."
-- /.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #383 on:** December 21, 2007, 08:16:56 AM »

"No one may kill a man. Not for any purpose. It cannot be condoned."
-- Kirk, "Spock's Brain", stardate 5431.6

ZWarrior · « **Reply #384 on:** January 04, 2008, 07:25:19 AM »

"Why use Windows when you can have air conditioning? Why use Windows, when you can leave through the door?"
-- Konrad Blum

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #385 on:** January 14, 2008, 10:30:21 AM »

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." –Bill Clinton, during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair

ZWarrior · « **Reply #386 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:01:56 AM »

"You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."
-- /.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #387 on:** January 24, 2008, 08:19:17 AM »

"When in doubt, use brute force."
-- Ken Thompson

opiesilver · « **Reply #388 on:** January 24, 2008, 08:23:06 PM »

Why do we entrust all of our money to people we call a broker?

-Opie

ZWarrior · « **Reply #389 on:** January 25, 2008, 05:53:51 PM »

Why do we Park on the Driveway and Drive on the Parkway?
-- Steven Wright

ZWarrior · « **Reply #390 on:** January 31, 2008, 10:31:15 AM »

"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

ZWarrior · « **Reply #391 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:11:11 AM »

"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."
-- Laurence J. Peter

JollyRoger · « **Reply #392 on:** February 28, 2008, 11:40:16 AM »

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

--Oscar Wilde

ZWarrior · « **Reply #393 on:** March 05, 2008, 10:25:52 AM »

Reichel's Law: A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by an outside force.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #394 on:** March 05, 2008, 02:31:53 PM »

1 in 100 people knows hexadecimal. The other 256 wont get this quote...

Opie?

opiesilver · « **Reply #395 on:** March 05, 2008, 03:24:36 PM »

LOL!!!! 1 0 0

ZWarrior · « **Reply #396 on:** March 05, 2008, 04:35:07 PM »

Somehow I thought you might get that.

opiesilver · « **Reply #397 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:26:27 PM »

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. -Unknown

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #398 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:48:01 AM »

"by the time everything kicks in, they wake up dead," - Dr. Thomas Andrew

Talking about a drug methadone. How do you wake up dead?

ZWarrior · « **Reply #399 on:** April 18, 2008, 04:18:17 PM »

"Don't Ask what the meat is."
"Why?"
"Do you see any cows around here?"

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