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Offline ZWarrior

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A fictional lesson in humility ;)
« on: April 02, 2004, 05:36:33 PM »
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player.  The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former US President, a Senator from New York and a potential future president.  And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don' t want me to die."  She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of
America".  I am also going to be my party's nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "! I have lived a
full life, and served my country well.  I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.  America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2004, 06:25:32 PM »
LOL that was funny
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2004, 06:29:40 PM »
This is true.......

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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2004, 08:12:14 PM »
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2004, 11:32:09 PM »
Of course not look at the idiot that she has stayed married to.
"Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly."
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2004, 02:23:57 AM »
Roll on the floor and laugh my brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2004, 09:50:22 AM »
:lol::cry::lol::cry::lol::cry::lol::cry::lol::cry::lol::cry::lol:

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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2004, 02:35:01 PM »
Glad I could be of good cheer!
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.