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Offline JollyRoger

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« on: December 02, 2003, 10:33:33 PM »
What is the Hardest job you've ever worked come'on don't be shy let it out You tell me your and i'll tell you mine .

Snauz shut up you never had a job
No matter how hard you try to push the envelope, remember it's only stationary.

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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2003, 12:28:56 AM »
Being a Dad
Mediocre people are always at their best.

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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2003, 01:49:40 AM »
being a dad to a teenager that is my wifes youngest sister.
Luck is better than skill anyday! The more skill I get, the luckier I get!

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2003, 07:40:18 AM »
Whoa!!!
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2003, 12:58:28 PM »
Hunting & Fishing department in Germany.

Ride down the tank trails on a bicycle with shovels tied on.  Goto the lakes and fill the potholes, clear the streams of fallen debris, stock the fish, chase off illegal fishermen.  All while trying to reduce the loss of blood to all swarms of King size mosquitoes.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2003, 01:13:21 PM »
Yikes!



More... Don't be shy... Tell me Tell me
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2003, 03:16:06 PM »
Did I mention that we were paid $2.80/hr.  We didn't pay taxes, but still.

But the minimum wage was still $3.35/hr.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2003, 03:47:16 PM »
Ok getting closer I still want to hear more befor i say anything
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2003, 05:52:50 PM »
Being jolly's typo correcter

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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2003, 06:30:11 PM »
Now THAT sounds like a tough job!
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2003, 06:47:31 PM »
being mine is impossible:;(:

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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2003, 07:36:24 PM »
like you can spell
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2003, 02:16:16 PM »
i wish i could spell good..8/:;(::rolleyes::cry:8/:;(::rolleyes::swear::cry:
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2003, 05:15:41 PM »
at least u can
i need my own dictionary created so ppl can understand me

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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2003, 11:02:34 PM »
All right you two, what do YOU do for a job?

I am a network Administrator with little rights to administer the network, but all the responsibilities.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2003, 12:31:58 AM »
Alright I'll tell.
I am a Straight Guy selling dolls at Oakview Mall at least untill today, it is my last day and I am so relieved. But seriously I have to be the only straight guy selling dolls in Omaha it is so wrong

'Straight Guy Selling dolls'
oy!
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2003, 03:21:17 PM »
This could be a potential for worst job on the "Reiceving End".

http://www.channel101.com/download.php?refer=kickedinthenuts.mp4



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Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem.
Ronald Reagan, President of the United States; 1985

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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2003, 05:17:48 PM »
I don't care if I am going to be on TV or not, HE DIES!!

A very old girlfriend hit me there once.  She was laughing after she did it, I wasn't.   It took my 6.5, 250lb friend to keep me from hurting her.

Some things are just sacred.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.