Sadistic Rabbit

[opiesilver]

Jolly, tell me a story...you know the one...about the cute white bunny.

[opiesilver]

Me thinks ye be needin one of these beauties....

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[JollyRoger]

One quiet afternoon in paradise, a young man was tending to some small animals at his place of business. He was in charge of making sure all was well with these little animal. Well, all was not well with one medium sized white, and black speckled rabbit. For this rabbit had issues with the world. Who could say, what his problem was, But today was the day he was going to take it out on someone. As the young man approached the rabbit who was in a cage, the rabbit didn't display in any unusual sings that his plans were about to unravel. The young man saw something that was odd in his cage so he went to investigate the scene. He opened the bunny's cage and pets him as to reassure the rabbit no harm would come to him. The rabbit responded with a rub from his chin on the mans hand. Not unusual for this to happen, the man was not aware what was about to happen. the man reached in to the cage to get the object that caught his eye, and that is when it happened. The rabbit leaped at the man with all his might and grabbed a hold of the mans nose with its teeth, as if to rip it off his face. The man was in complete and total shock at what just happened to him. The rabbit had leaped from his cage and was now dangling from the mans nose.  As blood pours out of his nose the mans tries to pull the rabbit off, for several seconds the rabbit stays true to his grasp. Finally, the skin Was to weak for the razor sharp teeth. The skin starts to tear as the teeth cut through. The rabbit drops to the ground and leaps away. With a half his nos dangle off his face the man walks off to tend to his wounds.

The rabbit was later caught and put back in its cage to wait for its sentencing. The next day the crazy lady next door came by and took it home for dinner.

[ZWarrior]

Does this young man have a name?  Did the young man get a taste of the dinner?

[opiesilver]

The young man was named Bunny, errr, I mean Jolly.

[JollyRoger]

Yes, I am said young man, and no, I didn't get a taste of the hassenpfeffer delight.

I had a freakin' huge nose to begin with, and I had just come to terms with it. Now, my nose is going to be deformed, as I can't get it to heal correctly. In hind sight I should have gone to the doctor, I should have got stitched up.  I can't ever determine how bad the wound is on myself until a day or two later. I can tell other people their wounds are bad. 

This would be great material for youtube.

[ZWarrior]

It seems to me that your default action when bit by anything should be to see the Doc and have them examine it.

Just sayin'.