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« on: August 05, 2002, 09:19:42 AM »
7 weeks until the day.  I you all are getting you teams together and getting some practice, cause you will need it!!!!  I expect this to be the most competative tournament we have had to date.  I know the Ambush "Beta" team will be practicing and have the title to defend, but I guarantee that they will have to work to keept that title.

C'mon wusserine, draggin, shovel, and mouse, give up now and save yourself the embarassment.  You may have the gadgets, you may have the vid cards, but you won't have the title!  You will go down!
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2002, 03:07:10 PM »
Tis True, Tis True. The so called 'Beta' team will be there in all it's glory. I think by then we will have a different name.  

I believe F3 2002 will have even more of the best of the best to compete with.

We will come ready!

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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2002, 11:34:23 PM »
Hows that saying go?  You never hear the bullet that kills you.  Reminds me of an upcoming LAN party.   Ohhh, it's going to be really ugly.
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2002, 09:39:08 AM »
Perhaps during the free play time, Alpha and Beta will rematch?  Of course we will have that special guest fragger Opieeee-Silverrrrrrrrr!
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2002, 10:23:25 AM »
I think that would be GGGGRRRRREEAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!

We can call it an exhibition match.

Any chance we can get a projector like we did a year and a half ago?  That way everyone can watch Alpha get fragged across the map.
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2002, 02:18:01 PM »
:evil:evil:evil:evil:evil:evil:evil  Guess who's coming to frag you?  :evil:evil:evil:evil:evil:evil:evil
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2002, 12:20:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Any chance we can get a projector like we did a year and a half ago?  That way everyone can watch Alpha get fragged across the map.


At this point, things are looking good for having a projector.  Keep praying that things hold up.
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2002, 04:00:38 PM »
posted on 8-6-2002 at 09:39 AM    
 
Perhaps during the free play time, Alpha and Beta will rematch? Of course we will have that special guest fragger Opieeee-Silverrrrrrrrr!
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I think you made a typo...that should be 'special guest FRAG-EEEEEEEE    Opieeee-Silverrrrr!"   :hat:
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2002, 12:36:53 AM »
1.  Wolverine couldn't frag his way out of a wet paper bag.
2.  Spade tries to dodge but forgets to shoot.
3.  Boomslug, well, he just sucks at UT.  
4.  And then there's Morphous.  Do I really need to give any reasons?

All they can really hope for is to not be too embarrased by the mighty Alpha spankin thier sorry butts.
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2002, 11:33:10 AM »
Ouch
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2002, 01:36:08 PM »
Hmmm...

Wolverine can't frag his way out of a wet paper bag?



Actually i tried it last night ..and for the record :

I CAN FRAG MY WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG!!!!     So THERE!


naner naner boo boo!  :
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2002, 07:14:58 PM »
Dang it!  I was sure that you couldn't do it this time.
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2002, 09:59:00 AM »
Now, the double ply paper sacks are a toughy! :)
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2002, 06:00:01 PM »
I shot, you died. What don't you understand?:jawdrop:

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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2002, 02:08:37 PM »
Top 10 reasons that Morpheus’s team will win the tourney.

10) It’s a great team.
  9) The lizard isn’t on the team.
  8) They knows how you all play.
  7) No small green raisins on the team.
  6) There is a great strategic thinker on the team.
  5) Wolverine isn’t on the team.
  4) Superior communications.
  3) Don’t need any garden equipment.
  2) Practice, practice, practice.
  1) They want to win.
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2002, 02:53:20 PM »
THE REMARKS FROM THE BETA TEAM to the TOP 10 reasons Morpheus team is going to win

10) It’s a great team.  
(Great is GOOD but you are talking about playing against the BEST CTF team from the last F3 Tourney...Don't forget you are talking about the champs here...)

9) The lizard isn’t on the team.  

(The Lizard you are talking about will spank you!)

8) They knows how you all play.
(DOH! I know how you play too,  oh and this reference of THEY..who is they? a bunch of chickens! You don't ever mention who your team REALLY is...just Morpheus and Opie is all I know..)

7) No small green raisins on the team. (GREEN RAISINS...Yoda_Mon is not on our team!)

6) There is a great strategic thinker on the team. (It must be someone I don't know..Can't be Morpheus or Opiesilver...because if either one of you are considering yourselves the 'strategic thinker' no wonder you got spanked at the last game day! :) )

5) Wolverine isn’t on the team. (Again, just to reiterate, Wolverine was on the winning team and you guys weren't, Proof is in the pudding)

4) Superior communications.  ( We have Gamevoice too!)

3) Don’t need any garden equipment. (IF YOU are going to make a remark, make it at least easy enough for me to comprehend....???? Don't know what you are talking about here.)

2) Practice, practice, practice.  (You'll need it.)

1) They want to win  (You wanted to win my Boomslang 2000 when I won it, but that didn't get you any closer to you taking it home, DID IT? )  :) :)


Who are the other 2 teammates Morpheus? Either you are ALL TALK or you are too afraid to mention them.   They MUST BE SUPER STONG, because they are going to have to carry you guys to the tourney... ROFLOL :)  


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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2002, 03:07:39 PM »
Boy you are so slow, my 2 yr old could frag you.  Graden equipment...Spade...Duh!

You will just have to wait and see about the other 2 players, don't worry they will be more than strong enough.
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2002, 03:41:24 PM »
I don't need to wait to hear who they are because they both have already called me to validate your credentials.  Of course the KID was told that at times you can be a real whiner.  Especially if there is things going on in the game that you are unable to do yourself.  In regards to the second KID, I told him that he will have his hands full watching OPIES back since he tends to run out on his own without thought of what his teammates are doing.  I think together you will make a great team and one that we will especally enjoy compeating against.  Dont forget to mention to them that practice is tonight and beleive me you better practice.  Look forward to hearing more about your Quest.
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2002, 03:55:51 PM »
Question Morpheus?  Why is it that my son is now asking if I would be offended if he was asked to compete against me?  If you are planning on adding my son to your team, keep in mind that he is only 7 years old and you would need parent approval.  My reponse to you will be no way, he is to good to allow him to be on your team. :rolling
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2002, 05:47:35 PM »
I would guess that your son is planning on upping his chances of winning.  Maybe he just wants to play on a REAL team.
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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2002, 07:09:26 PM »
That leaves your team out Opie

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« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2002, 11:47:44 PM »
Yours too....
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« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2002, 09:20:04 AM »
Wow getting hot in here!

Wow, that's harsh, I wanted to keep Kid Antrim a secret, unfortunately he won't be able to make it.  I didn't realize I was such a whiner.  I must have learned that from Wusserine :cry: .  As for your son Spade, I haven’t spoken with him, so I don’t know why he would be asking you about competing against you.  You are right, he is good, but not too good.  My “quest fairs well.  As we all know talk is cheap, the truth will come out on the 21st.
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« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2002, 03:08:54 PM »
Actions speak louder than words.  And so far, your actions in game play are pretty QUIET, Junior!


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« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2002, 04:56:51 PM »
OK Morph I must come clean....I didn't speak to anyone including Kid A....:rolling I just had a feeling he might be a canidate and thought I would pull on the chain and see what came out.  LOL  Guess I was right on that one. :) As for my son, he hasnt said a word in fact I dont think he is old enough to play in the tournament is he?  I didn't mean to blow you plan or anything, was just having some fun playing with you.  Good luck on forming your team and I hope you get some good ones.  Hope to see ya online tonight. :hotbouns:
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