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Immutable laws of SNAUZISH
« on: May 19, 2004, 08:39:48 AM »
After the discussion about the 10 immutable laws of Security, I felt this would be appropriate.  Fill as you think of them.

1) Everything is misspelled, even when it's only 2 letters.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2004, 11:46:49 AM »
2. Any letter that is in a sensable location in a word will be re-located or replaced
3. I after C or even B, G, H, Ect.
4. Puncuation? What's That?



[Edited on 5-19-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2004, 04:38:20 PM »
5)There is no such thing a fat fingered....you have been upgraded to budda

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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2004, 04:50:58 PM »
6) When Snauz makes the rules, Nobody understands!
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2004, 04:52:23 PM »
7) He know what he said, Shouldn't everybody?

[Edited on 5-19-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2004, 06:10:04 PM »
8)EXACTLY!:D

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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2004, 12:06:35 AM »
9)Even a dumb/meaningless post is a good post.

10)A post that would pass a spell-checker is cause for a national holiday (and check into a hosptial for a CAT scan to see what went wrong)
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2004, 09:01:31 AM »
11 )  Any post involving Jolly as well must lead to violence of some sort.
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2004, 02:59:35 PM »
12)Exaggerating is the norm
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2004, 08:44:11 PM »
heyy now.......that one is not alwasx true

{Jolly's Snauzish Translator//Alpha 1.110\\}
;Start


Hey Now,
That one is
not always true.


;end

{Translator Closed}




[Edited on 5-21-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2004, 09:44:51 AM »
13.   Security really can be a four letter word for him.  Literally!!
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2004, 04:44:15 PM »
14. Dictionaries are for WIMPS!
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2004, 07:28:03 PM »
14) who needs encryption, Snauz will do just fine.:lol
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2004, 10:01:56 PM »
15) hack me if you can:D


( BAM! i did not snauz)


16) always use 10 ore more   ...........

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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2004, 12:22:32 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
15) hack me if you can:D


( BAM! i did not snauz)


But you didn't use a word over four letters either......
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« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2004, 12:11:14 AM »
good piont

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« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2004, 09:51:21 AM »
17) when in doubt, spell it wrong!
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Zoë: Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps.

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« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2004, 10:36:15 AM »
18) If at first you don't Succeed, Keep on misspelling untill you do suck seed.:lol
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