Author Topic: VFF - Mark 2.0 (Read 84925 times)

snauzberries · « **Reply #50 on:** April 21, 2004, 04:42:47 PM »

snauz spits out the coke and bits of blood and a tooth. "ow.....that one hurt"

snauz grabs Z from behind and flips him, and lands a gut kick.

Z is own the ground trying to find his lost air.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #51 on:** April 21, 2004, 04:59:19 PM »

*sighs*

Now, do really want to switch to unarmed combat?

*gets up and dusts himself off. Then walks to the side and sets down his sword. He returns to the center of the ring, settles into horse position and signals Snauz to continue.*

JollyRoger · « **Reply #52 on:** April 22, 2004, 03:38:13 PM »

*Jolly's Violent Death and close proximity to the Sheild has sent his Bioelectric energy in to flux.*

"Whoa!"
Jolly stares at himself laying on the ground. He tries to re insert himself in to his body but nothing happens.
Jolly cannot respawn because the VFF can't find a Bioeltrical field to work with
Jolly is now a Ghost:evil
"Muha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

YOU SNAUZED!

[Edited on 4/22/2004 by [303]snauzberries]

snauzberries · « **Reply #53 on:** May 03, 2004, 09:01:53 PM »

luck ly i have a ectoplazm barrir around us......no spirts will be buggin me.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #54 on:** May 04, 2004, 01:13:12 PM »

*grabs his belt comm and dials a number*

"Who'm I gonna call?"

GHOSTBUSTERS!!

*cue theme music*

JollyRoger · « **Reply #55 on:** May 04, 2004, 02:28:32 PM »

There's something weird
in the neighborhood,
who're you gonna call?

(GHOSTBUSTERS!)

There's something strange
and it don't look good,
who're you gonna call?

(GHOSTBUSTERS!)

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Seeing things
running through your head,
who're you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS

Invisible man
sleeping in your bed,
who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

There's something weird
in the neighborhood,
who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

There's something strange
and it don't look good,
who're you gonna call?

(GHOSTBUSTERS!)

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Seeing things
running through your head,
who're you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Invisible man
sleeping in your bed,
who're you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!)

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't fraid of no ghost.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #56 on:** May 04, 2004, 04:35:03 PM »

*Picks up his trusty datapad and logs in.*

The impromptu (and VERY off key) concert ends with a splash of magenta as a security bot/referee bot headshots Jolly.

"Player JollyRoger has been terminated for illegal auditory abuse of other players on the field. Headshot penalty has been administered. Have a nice day!"

snauzberries · « **Reply #57 on:** May 04, 2004, 04:37:12 PM »

Thank you admin

JollyRoger · « **Reply #58 on:** May 04, 2004, 04:39:17 PM »

thank god, I can respawn!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #59 on:** May 04, 2004, 06:15:01 PM »

"Gentlemen, I give you the Referee bot! Indestructable beyond ALL processes, and VERY good at completing any and all punishments and atonements as required by the laws of this construct."

snauzberries · « **Reply #60 on:** May 04, 2004, 08:44:11 PM »

He better not be punk-buster based.......i dont like punk buster

ZWarrior · « **Reply #61 on:** May 04, 2004, 09:16:33 PM »

If you didn't cheat, ya wouldn't get busted!

Papa_Smurf · « **Reply #62 on:** May 06, 2004, 12:08:09 PM »

Papa and Jolly sidle up alongside the referree bot and start shooting the breeze.

Distracted by Papa's razor wit(and undeniable charm) , the referree fails to notice Jolly's screwdriver and pliers going to work on his backside...

Jolly straightens up and mentions that we should be going, so I turn and follow Jolly...

Papa freezes in his tracks no more than two steps away when a "beep, boop" emenates from the referree. Jolly turns and says with a smile on his face, "we really need to find two more of these things"

Papa peers back at the bot, and it's trying to be all three of the stooges. Funny but Jolly is right. We DO need to find two more.

[Edited on 5-6-2004 by [303]Papa_Smurf]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #63 on:** May 06, 2004, 12:36:17 PM »

"Code change detected, correction impossible. self destruct engaged"

Papa and jolly have a microsecond to digest what they hear, then
.
.
.

(I told you not to mess with them

)

JollyRoger · « **Reply #64 on:** May 06, 2004, 02:20:47 PM »

"If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking 'till you do suceed! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk"
Jolly Grins

[Edited on 5-7-2004 by [303]JollyRoger]

Papa_Smurf · « **Reply #65 on:** May 06, 2004, 05:39:27 PM »

Now here's a curious point. A machine that is completely "indestructable beyond all processes" is destroyed. hm...

Almost like supermans suit, that is not penetrable, and yet his mother(human mother) used scissors and a needle and thread to cut pieces and sew them together.

Love the piture "phoom!"

snauzberries · « **Reply #66 on:** May 06, 2004, 08:51:46 PM »

"wow im glad this barrir is fallout proof too.........but the time has come to a end......the oxgen level is beond crtical"

Snauz kicks Z flat in the chest knocking him over. with one final jump snauz lands on Z's head with all the forses he can combine. A splatter of red blood and pink brain fly on every direction
"that was fun, we should do it again sometime"
snauz lays Z's sword on his body and picks up his own.
after hitting a few buttons the barrier is relesed and white fall out lands on the area the was once untouched. snauz hits a few more buttons and the ending them song to " THE HULK" plays
snauz walks off into the distance

ZWarrior · « **Reply #67 on:** May 07, 2004, 12:24:25 PM »

*ZW's corpse and posessions de-res out of existance before anybody gets the smart idea f trying to steal them*

(And Superman's uniform isn't invulnerable, just him. He was always getting into fights and tearing the cape and top. Amazingly enough, he never, ever ruined his shorts! )

snauzberries · « **Reply #68 on:** May 07, 2004, 04:17:09 PM »

Snauz is back at his still messed up fortress changing and grabing some new supplies........"todays special: a bullet through the head at 50yds"
paking his handy dandy sniper rifle and GBA(in case I get boerd). he presses the, remake of the UT full adrinlin combo, Camoflauge and a rock walks off to blen in to some other rocks

ZWarrior · « **Reply #69 on:** May 09, 2004, 11:38:52 PM »

*ZW's head overheats trying to figure out what Snauz just said.*

snauzberries · « **Reply #70 on:** May 10, 2004, 08:48:01 PM »

score another frag for me

ZWarrior · « **Reply #71 on:** May 11, 2004, 12:17:16 PM »

*ZW awakens to find himself floating in the ether.*

"Hmm, methinks there may have been a problem."

He pulls out his trusty datapad and reads... "Connection unavailable. No Node detected."

"Cheap sub-space connections, shoulda popped for the quasi-etheral subspace dupli-mux units instead."

He ducks as a token goes flying by.

"Been wondering where that went!"

He fires a grappeling hook and snags the token, and draws it in to him. Once he has it, he pulls a cable from the datapad and plugs the end into the token.

"Heh heh, it's from Opie to the server. Guess I found my ride home."

He taps a few keys and overrides the encryption easily. 256-bit 3DES? That's ALL? TOO EASY!

He hits a few more keys and is absorbed into the token, and reappears in the VFF environment again.

"Easy as pie."

He looks down to see Opie holding his head and screaming about pink elephants and yellow submarines.

"Yeah, I guess having me ride your link would be a pretty bad trip, Opie. Just sit back and relax while I help you with that problem."

he lulls Opie to a twitching sleep, and blows his head off with the Desert Eagle 10MM.

'heh heh, respawn always makes it right."

JollyRoger · « **Reply #72 on:** May 11, 2004, 06:08:25 PM »

Jolly appears!
He has a Smirk on his face as he Just.
Jolly Sits down.
Jolly Pulls a Coca~Cola out and opens it, 'KSST'.
He start to sip on it and ponders his next move.
He move his pawn Forward.
"Your Move Papa"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #73 on:** May 11, 2004, 06:43:33 PM »

"Ew, ,a challenge!"

ZW pulls up the sniper rifle Mk VI, sets himself behind a handy rock, and takes aim.

BANG! ANG! NG! G! !

The echoes ring out over the plains and Jolly looks up from the Chess board looking for the source of the noise. Then he notices that all his coke has poured out through the 2 holes that have appeared in the bottom of his can of Coke.

Interestingly enough, ,those holes are the same size as a 9mm round.

Jolly sobs and tries recovering some of the precious liquid before it all flows off the rock in front of him and melds with the dirt below creating Coke flavored mud.

snauzberries · « **Reply #74 on:** May 11, 2004, 08:54:19 PM »

snauz seeing a cloud of smoke he puts down his game boy advance and grabs his sniper rifle......he puts on his silencer and aims at the area of which the smoke came....seeing a head bobing up and down from lafterand a body much like the one of ZW he shoots.....A splatter of blood and brains hits the rock below.

snauz looks up a lil more through his trusty scope and sees jolly and papa togther.

jolly is licking mud...."must be coke flavored" and pap is giving a look like "What the snauz is he doing"

snazu takes am and fires again. the mud coke is now blood coke and papa is running off for cover...."time to relocate and finish my mario game

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