Author Topic: VFF - Mark 2.0 (Read 84924 times)

snauzberries · « **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2004, 05:16:24 PM »

CAN I AT LEAST FIRE ON BULLET IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!

3 TIMES IN A ROW.........i want my mommy

[Edited on 27/2004/3 by [303]snauzberries]

JollyRoger · « **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2004, 11:00:26 PM »

Jolly spawns on the outskrits of the map.
He put on some clean Gargoyle ™ sunglasses and waits.

as he wait he notice papa_smurf is still spectating," Nice use of lag to mask your aproch."

snauzberries · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2004, 01:34:48 AM »

annoyed snauz goes to his cave. "i wish i had my lair back....i miss it."
putting up his anti lag barrier he closes the door and works on a porable version of his device......hmmmm.......yeahhhh...........BAM! its done.
going to his super neteindo he hooks it up to his "materilzer" and stats to play zelda.
"i need some new wepons."
a few hours later he has the Gold sowrd, inivs cape, and the gold shield.......and a farie for souvaneries.
time to have some fun:evil

JollyRoger · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2004, 05:10:33 PM »

As Snauz walks out on to the playing field a message box pops up in front of him. It reads " Fatal Error in player ; (You Snazed); You must reboot client.
everything for Snauz goes bank has he reboots.

Papa_Smurf · « **Reply #29 on:** March 29, 2004, 11:13:58 AM »

Jolly and Papa have finally finished the half mile wireless antanae allowing Papa to bleead bandwidth from Jolly's home network and giving Papa a miraculous ping rate of 6 to the ambush vff m2 server (sweet).

Elsewhere in the world, Papa sits on a mountain top scanning desparately for a targetusing his 300x scope. About to give up from eye fatigue he sees a gold sword moving about all by itself.

Must be some more of those "Handy-dandy" toys I keep hearing about. Well what the heck, as Z says ammo is cheap, (and virtual ammo is even cheaper). Trying to place the bullet in the middle of the sword's carrier, Papa fires.

Switching to binoculars, Papa sees the sword dissapear (no luck). Then he sees "Snauz has left the game" blink on his screen, oh well, one of these years.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #30 on:** March 29, 2004, 12:45:58 PM »

P_S feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see ZW emerge from the shadows.

he taps a few buttons on a limited use pad and hands it to P_S.

"His IP."

He melts back into the shadows and waits for the proper time to strike.

Papa_Smurf · « **Reply #31 on:** March 29, 2004, 06:20:11 PM »

Papa Smurf thinks aloud, "Where does he get such wonderful toys?!"...

Perhaps a little too loud, and doesn't hear fraggy sneak up behind him.

An audible click suddenly peirces the silence.

Papa turns slowly and realizes his life can now be measured by the inches between his face and the gaping hole that is the barrel of Fraggy's SW .50 magnum revolver.

Peering into the vastness, Papa almost has time for another thought, almost...

Bang! Darkness(We need to put some lights in the spawn waiting room).

Fraggy makes the mistake of picking up Papa's long rifle and the finger print ID triggers the safety device...A steel bolt flys out through Fragg's shooting hand(so much for his aiming).

ReSpawning Papa doesn't feel quite so bad.

snauzberries · « **Reply #32 on:** March 29, 2004, 06:44:44 PM »

before re joining snauz desides to have a lil fun..... going back to his room he grabs a short cat5 cable. hocking one of the sides to his computer he walks over to the circut breaker......"jollys room hear it is"

*click*

walkcking back over he hooks the cable modem up to his computer and joins......looking at the list he notices the jolly and papa are gone......."thats how you kill two bird with on click"

"now back to zelda i have a need to slice someone"

Papa_Smurf · « **Reply #33 on:** April 05, 2004, 07:43:19 PM »

Ha ha... "I'm back" Papa had to take a trip to Snauz's and Jolly's place, and discussing with Snauz's mother (for all intents and purposes my mom too) about Snauz snauzing up the houses wiring( Naughty naughty Snuaz), and now everything is right with the world.

Spawning, Papa streaks across the map heading for Snauz's spawn point... Above Snauz's head is a bubble saying "Please don't shoot me, I'm at school."

I've been told that I'm a nice guy, but am I that nice....

NOT HARDLY

A soft squish like a sharp stick sliding into soft mud fills Papa's ears. Papa's boot-knife plunges into the base of Snauz's skull between the second and third vertebrae, severing the spinal cord and making Snauz's body go suddenly slack.

Not very sporting, but war isn't equal opportunity, and that was an itch that needed scratching.

Papa makes sure to clean his knife on Snauz's clothes and makes his egress.

snauzberries · « **Reply #34 on:** April 05, 2004, 08:00:24 PM »

looking over at his second screen snauz sees that his "snauzanatoir)[see beegibgish of vvf mark 2.0] has been desroyed...... a red blip is going acroos the screen moving north.

"so the homing becon does work"

little doe papa know that when he destriyed the clone a homing becon was placed on him....

--------An hour later-------

"I DID IT I GOT THE GOLD SOWRD AND SHEILD FROM ZELDA USING MY MATERILIZER"
" now for some fun!"

JollyRoger · « **Reply #35 on:** April 05, 2004, 08:55:41 PM »

:rolleyes:

Papa_Smurf · « **Reply #36 on:** April 05, 2004, 09:39:43 PM »

Papa decides that since he is a MacGuyver/superNerd extrordinaire, he needs some toys of his own, and takes shelter in a cave.

Using a silver dollar, two paperclips and a stick of chewing gum, Papa begins his creation( a lot of other really techincal parts are used too). Tah dah! a Smurfin' radiation suit. Oh you little skeptics, not just a radiation protection suit, rather a radiation absorption suit. And a broad spectrum radiation suit at that.

Papa strides out into the sunlight. The suit seems to be working, but too well. It begins to suck energy from the surounding environment.

I guess some ajustments are needed. Papa dials the knob down. Sweet, infared, visible, and ultra violet are all being absorbed, nice...:rolling

ZWarrior · « **Reply #37 on:** April 06, 2004, 12:12:56 PM »

ZW looks up from his workbench and notices that there are now several blips on the playing field.

"Cool! Time to play!"

He locks down the Anethmatizer v5.2 and puts the area on standby, then puts the secure system online. He checks his control pad and leaves the lair with the knowledge that ANY body who enters without him will have a bang up of a reception.

He jumps into his handing atv and starts tooling across the ridgeline looking for Dragon or Opie.

"I ain't picky"

Sighting his prey on a bluff 2 klicks out he slows the atv and leaves it to hover in place as he advances closer to the unknowing target.

Opie is squatting in front a campfire dipping nacho chips into the pot over the fire and mubling sweet nothings to the dip inside.

ZW pulls a MK10 homing silencer unit from his belt and assigns it to Opie.

The unit whirs off away from ZW and Opie, accelerating to mach2. Once it has reached a point behind pie it stops, realigns, and accelerates again, this time straight at Opie. It reaches mach4 and hits Opie square between the shoulder blades and tumbles him and the pot down the him creating a splash of icor and cheese dip across the face of the bluff.

"Dang, i was hoping to try his dip, too." ZW mumbles, "He should be respawning soon, and I don't think that I want to be around when he finds out what happened."

ZW takes out a small box with a pointy end and points it at Mr. Snuggles.

"And we will have no more issues with you"

He presses a button and Opies favorite rifle is transported into the heart of the Sun to safely detonate.

ZW moves off quickly, hoping to avoid Opie for at least a moment or two.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #38 on:** April 06, 2004, 03:11:02 PM »

Jolly Shows up next to Papa.
he hands him a Pringles can Radioactive Particle Emmitter.
"I work from 2.33 gigaQuads all the way to a full TerraQuad. all you need now is a conduit."
Jolly runs off

snauzberries · « **Reply #39 on:** April 06, 2004, 06:26:17 PM »

judgeing by the sounds of a couple sonic boom foolwd by a soft sqwish snauz assumes that some one just go ran over close by. he runs at a desent speed to see a ATV parked alongside of a rather messy area of bady parts.

"HEY Z NICE CAR!"
"Thanks Snauz; nice sword"
"wanna duel?"
"sure"
z reaches in and pulls out a excalibur looking sword.
snauz reaches in his backback and pulls out his laptop.
*clikck*type*space*click
a blue force feild has emmited from the laptop and covered about a 100sq.FT
"dont want any interfearence; what do you say we put up a deal? the parts for mr snuggles if i win and if you win i will give you a couple ompa lompas and my materililzer? what do ya say"............

ZWarrior · « **Reply #40 on:** April 07, 2004, 03:53:56 PM »

How about your hair or your own lair?

ZW lunges

snauzberries · « **Reply #41 on:** April 07, 2004, 04:34:17 PM »

Dodgein the thrust snauz says "ok ill give you my lair just not the hair......do you know how long this took to grow?"

snauz swings but and misses Z's head
"too bad......i whould have givin ou a hair cut just now but apernetly you dont have any"

"now lets try your game know how.......JOLLY SHUT UP CAUSE I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS!.........you fight like a dairy farmer....."

[Edited on 4/7/2004 by [303]snauzberries]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #42 on:** April 08, 2004, 10:20:13 AM »

"Nope, don't know that quote."

ZW parries and performs a fient.

"The deal is if I win, I get your hair. If
you win I build you a lair."

He blocks a swing by Snauz, and aims for Snauz's left cheek, scoring a hit.

"Of course , we could end up tieing." ,He says as Snauz hits his arm with the blade.

Papa_Smurf · « **Reply #43 on:** April 19, 2004, 09:00:04 PM »

Peering through a scope, Papa sees a gentle blue haze surrounding Z and Snauz who are circling each other... and from the looks on their faces they aren't dancing.

Continuing his scan Papa sees Jolly watching the entertainment. He's got a large sign reading "GO Z !!" in one hand and a large foam finger on the other.

With the free time on his hands papa begins to ponder the meaning of life. A question jumps into papa's mind that he just has to find the answer to...
"Is the force field using deflection or the newer dissapation/absorbtion technology?"

Papa places a laser on Jolly and clicks the rangefinder. He runs through the calculus breifly and finds the tangent line to the curve of the force feild, and finds the desired angle of reflection from that...

Papa lays down behind his rifle and takes aim. He inhales slowly, exhales half way, and squeezes the trigger as gently as possible.

The rifle jerks in his hands and a large .50 cal round is sent on it's way down range. An instant later, a riple on the surface of the force field and a hole in the 'O' of Jolly's sign appear.

As the sound echos back to Papa he is satisfied with himself, not only a great shot that made Jolly wet himself, but he solved the mystery of the day. Deflection, intersting.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #44 on:** April 19, 2004, 10:54:10 PM »

*holds up a hand to pause the match*

"You hear something? Sounded something like a rubberish 'BOING!'"

*shrugs*

"Oh well, back to the sparring."

*takes a swipe at his opponents feet with a flourish of style and grace*

snauzberries · « **Reply #45 on:** April 19, 2004, 11:00:53 PM »

*snauz kicks up and uses the forse of the kick to bring himself standing*

"i think it was papa shooting a .50 cal round from a couple thosand feet away shooting a holr throgh jollys "Go Z" sighn......just a hunch"

*snauz kicks and lands one across Z's face*

ZWarrior · « **Reply #46 on:** April 19, 2004, 11:31:39 PM »

*recovers from the blow to his face*

"Nice, I see you have studied your Agrippa. But there is sonsing you do not know...

I am not left-handed!"

*changes hands and begins driving Snauz to his knees with his overwhelmingly powerful attack.*

JollyRoger · « **Reply #47 on:** April 19, 2004, 11:42:25 PM »

Eyes now glazed over with fear Jolly looks up at the hole in the "O" of his sing. he looks around to see nothing Jolly quickly runs behind a rock and changes his uniform.

Jolly walks back to the fight and watches
"Could I get my usual, miss?"
the beatiful attendent hands him a bottle of Coca~Cola, Jolly finishes Enjoying the fight.

snauzberries · « **Reply #48 on:** April 20, 2004, 09:00:30 PM »

"good movie but alas neither am i now the fun begins."

Z and snauz battle on in and jolly goes throug a couple more cokes.

agin with the pauses snauz puts up his hand.
" you thirsty?"
"yea"
walking over to his pack snauz pulls out a pistol and shuts down the sheild. in a blink of a eye there is a small bang and a hole in jollys head and a newly forming wet spot in the drawers
"eather i scared the coke out of him or he relesed his mussles"
snauz reaches into jollys cooler and grabs a couple cold cokes out of it. snauz throws one at Z and turns on the sheild
"dont need a sniper shooting me:D

"cheers"

[Edited on 4/21/2004 by [303]snauzberries]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #49 on:** April 21, 2004, 09:30:51 AM »

"You could have just asked. Now we are going to have his corpse going rank nearby. Thanks for the Coke though, very tasty!"

*takes a swipe at Snauz*

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