Author Topic: The Taunting Thread (Read 60989 times)

JollyRoger · « **Reply #125 on:** December 16, 2003, 09:50:00 PM »

Yes Jolly has returned from OIblivion but not with out some cheap tricks to go with.
First He found the 'Source' and Interfaced with it and learn the secrets of the game.
re-writing some code jolly can now use bullet-time.
On his return he watched it all the whole thing and he knew that Snauz some how got hes head so far up his own butt that he obtain some kind of Force mastery and now it was going to be hard to combat the little twit.
As for opie's Mr. Snuggle, he found the anti-Mr. Snuggles and will make sure that Mr. Snuggle has a peaceful death. On his descent twords earth he noticed a reedemer go off and was a little scared at first but little Did snauz Know Jolly had a Radiation suit from oblivion so nothing happen to him....
Jolly comes closer To the Gentle Earth and notices that he can't slow down and things are coming to quick.....

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

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<Jolly has died due to sudden negitive acceleration>

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #126 on:** December 17, 2003, 04:18:19 PM »

jolly?...

i loved the 'negative acceleration'.. ROFLOL

:rolling:rolling

opiesilver · « **Reply #127 on:** December 17, 2003, 04:32:37 PM »

Opie flips open his communicator, "Scotty, beam that brat into the sun." With a shimmering light Snauz disintergrates and rematerializes in the sun. "Force my a$$" Opie mumbles.

snauzberries · « **Reply #128 on:** December 17, 2003, 06:59:14 PM »

ouch nice burn

Fraggster · « **Reply #129 on:** December 17, 2003, 07:23:01 PM »

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Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
ouch nice burn

Did some one say burn? *whips out his flame thrower and makes roast 'berries

JollyRoger · « **Reply #130 on:** December 17, 2003, 08:39:19 PM »

Mel Torme ;"Achristmas Song"
[chestnut rosting on an open fire...]

Snauzzberies roasting on an open fire.
Fraggy in control of the Roast.
Guns and Bomb blowing up all around
and we're all dress in camo----o
everybody knows some sand in the face
help to make the players fight.
Jolly roger with his gun all a glow
will find it hard to stop tonite...

snauzberries · « **Reply #131 on:** December 17, 2003, 08:54:57 PM »

.......merry shootmas
merryshoo*BZZEWWW*

"well that takes care of that anoying of that"
as jolly falls to the grond legs than torso snauz puts away his lightsaber and walks away to go take care of his roster.
Making sure scotty cant get a lock on him this time, he puts up a scrambler
and walks of in the snowy bliss

Fraggster · « **Reply #132 on:** December 17, 2003, 09:07:24 PM »

Fraggy falls to the ground laughing his butt off, then his gun "accidentaly" fires hitting 'berries right in his chestnuts:rolling

ZWarrior · « **Reply #133 on:** December 18, 2003, 05:09:09 PM »

ZW respawns and brushes off the dust from his uniform.

Time to get dangerous...

he pulls a remote from his belt and taps a few buttons. The hill behind him opens and ZWarrior walks in.

"It's good to be the mad scientist."

A series of heavy thumps resonate from the darkness as the ground shakes in time with them. Suddenly from the darkness steps an Atlas class Mech (heavily modified).

"Let's dance, boys!"

He proceeds to squash snauz under a 30 ton foot and opens fire on Opie with a PPG mounted on the left arm while the launching SRMs at Wolvy's Apache and firing the projectile beam guns at him.

Opie dodges the first round and leaps for safety behind a nearby hill. But just as he lowers himself to the ground and breathes a sigh of relief the hill disappears. he has a mere microsecond to realize the danger and then a flash sears his retinas and then he disappears without even a poof. leaving behind only the memory of a once-great warrior.

Wolvy pulls up on the stick to avoid the missles and realizes that he has put himself into the barrage from the projectile beams. As he looks around the Apache disappears in a blast of noise and then his body follows. The resulting spray of fluids from "man" and machine covers Jolly who is hiding in the brush nearby.

ZW check statuses and wait for the next round. The Ysalamari is ready for the "Force tricks", he won't be fooled THIS time.

snauzberries · « **Reply #134 on:** December 18, 2003, 05:43:13 PM »

Spawnig he sees z's secet lab closing
hmmmmmm.......
Runig with all his migh snauz barly gets in
looking aroun snauz finds the orignal blueprints to "mr snuggles"
"opie will be proud"
starting to bulid he desides to make a few modifications by straping a shock cannon and using the special crysatals found in his light saber he makes a wepon so powerful it can blow up bolders and still kill.
finnaly MR. Snuggls jr is compleate. he gets ready to leave when the wall opens again.
Z is out of ammo and he needs to reload
perfect:evil
as the door finshes to open snauz redys the wepon and z walkis in with a dazling display of colrys z and the mech are oblerated
"now to find opie and give him the new and improvered "mr. snuggles"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #135 on:** December 19, 2003, 02:02:25 PM »

ZW chuckles as snauz leave the lair with the new weapon.

He grabs his remote and punches in a keycode.

A high pitch whine sounds from across the valley and suddenly a tight focus energy beam flashes across and Mr. Snuggles falls to the ground burying itself in the pile of ashes that once was Snauz.

"Next time check for holograms."

He activates the mech and reenters the lair for reload and refit. The doors sealing tight behind him.

Fraggster · « **Reply #136 on:** December 19, 2003, 04:03:32 PM »

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Originally posted by ZWarrior
ZW chuckles as snauz leave the lair with the new weapon.

He grabs his remote and punches in a keycode.

A high pitch whine sounds from across the valley and suddenly a tight focus energy beam flashes across and Mr. Snuggles falls to the ground burying itself in the pile of ashes that once was Snauz.

"Next time check for holograms."

He activates the mech and reenters the lair for reload and refit. The doors sealing tight behind him.

but whats this? the rouge Fraggy is randomly dropping a few thousand pounds of c4 around...........................

n1c · « **Reply #137 on:** December 19, 2003, 04:12:35 PM »

.............. Around his own house. BOOOMMM!!!! How in the world did that happen?

said Fraggy... I thought that was ZW's House! I must be confuzeled again!.!.!.!:;(:8/8/

snauzberries · « **Reply #138 on:** December 19, 2003, 05:29:40 PM »

Going into stealth mode
1.camo on...check
2.silenser redy....check
3.invisibilty/....check

going to the lair he finds a pile of ashes right outside the wall.sifiting throuh him self he finda Mr. snuggles sill in on peace.
with huge relfe he grabs the wepon.

"2 bad there is no silense 4 this"

he walk a off in serch 4 opie

JollyRoger · « **Reply #139 on:** December 20, 2003, 01:00:07 AM »

*Smack*
Snauz falls to the ground
"what in the...." Snauz whines
Jolly Stands Before Snauz's Gimped body.
"Dumba$$, If you are invisable we still can see you it just that now you just are a couple of speckle."
Snauz's Whines again.
Jolly Picks up Mr. Smuggles and Press a couple of button to cause an overload in this weapon of mass Stupidity.
"30 seconds to Overload" a mechanical voice utters.
"Take this back to your wife and see what he says"
Kick Snauz out the everything proof door and slams it shut, Making shure to lock it and activae the magnetic seals and pnuematic latches.
"Nice Touch ZW, Atlas Class Mech"
Jolly scratch his head and smirks at ZW.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #140 on:** December 20, 2003, 10:14:27 AM »

Old school MechWarrior Pre-computer game player, what can I say.

*Kicks Dragon awake*

snauzberries · « **Reply #141 on:** December 20, 2003, 01:12:11 PM »

RUNNING OUT OF TIME.....
snauz preesis buttons but is keeps screamig. opening mr snuggles he remos the red hot lightsaber crystals
owww......
leeting everythig coll he raps his hands with parts of his shirt.
putting my snuggles back together he gets up and looks around.
"nice spot need more color tho.......if ony jolly was in here red whold go real nice on these walls.
well thats dumb......this may be a enrything proof room but they forgot to take out the hanndle.
oping it up he walks out side and sees jolly and z talking about mechs.
he pulls the pin of his nade....
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tossing the nade it lands at there feet and the look down......BOOM!
now were the hell is opie.
invisibilty back on.

n1c · « **Reply #142 on:** December 20, 2003, 02:22:48 PM »

Wha... What... oh, Hi Z I was just waiting for you to get back I got the other Mec modified for you and I am almost done with mine...

Tilc gave me the plans for the new armor that I was talking about. You know the one that absorbs all impacts and energy.

Well, Anyway, It should make you almost 100% invincible! So the only thing you need to worry about is the Nuclear reactor and your ammo supply...

Well, here are the keys go have fun, Ill be out in an hour or two........

Boomslang · « **Reply #143 on:** December 20, 2003, 08:50:30 PM »

BoomSlang shows up. game over!

JollyRoger · « **Reply #144 on:** December 20, 2003, 11:39:50 PM »

It is a good thing that this secret lab is Game over proof too.

Jolly Looks at ZW and asks,"You Wouldn't have a 'Golith' Class Mech For me Would you." ZW loks around and the Looks a Dragon...
BOOM!
Dragon,ZW, and Jolly look at the Everything proof door puzzled...
That didn't sound like a Overloaded Mr. Snuggles" Jolly Remarks, " I concur" say Dragon." Huh...Oh Well" From ZW.

...MeanWhile Outside The Game is in reload because of Bboomslang. When ever he shows up the server always seens to crashes.

Fraggster · « **Reply #145 on:** January 06, 2004, 07:52:07 PM »

What the..........dang kids, take Beano for that:bounce:

ZWarrior · « **Reply #146 on:** January 07, 2004, 09:30:15 AM »

ZW hears a voice to his left talking about beano and whirls drawing his Ruger at the same time.

"Friend or Foe?"

Fraggster looks down his nose at the dark metal barrel touching his upper lip.

"Ummm, friend?"

"Prove it."

Boomslang · « **Reply #147 on:** January 07, 2004, 02:18:38 PM »

Boom! to late

:cry:

ZWarrior · « **Reply #148 on:** January 07, 2004, 03:04:38 PM »

ZW looks at his gun. It's not smoking.

"What happened?"

*dodges behind cover*

Fraggster · « **Reply #149 on:** January 07, 2004, 03:33:50 PM »

"next time turn the safety off" fraggy whips out his m4 and put a few rounds in ZW.:hat:

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