Author Topic: The Taunting Thread (Read 60995 times)

opiesilver · « **Reply #100 on:** December 03, 2003, 06:59:56 PM »

(you still missed a few)

Opie cudles Mr. Snuggles. Mr. Snuggles don't work no more. Opie is mad.

Opie pulls out Mr. Snuggles' big brother, Mr. Ion Painter. Too bad ZW didn't notice that there was a funny light shining on his toes. Maybe the hobbit would have noticed, but not ZW.

Just then ZW hear a plane over head. As his head jerks around and up a light pierces the smoke. Without saying a word he is vaporized, just as is the entire northern quadrent of the map.

"Meet my other little friend" Opie screams.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #101 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:34:43 PM »

Spawning Jolly find some cover as he gets his bearing straight. He looks around to see Snauz's Chute collapes and Snauz run off. Jolly follow with a certain bit of stealth in mind with rifel slung on back. He notices Opie run by to meet Snauz. Jolly finds high ground. ZW spawns....
Jolly watches carefully he pulles he's high powered rifel from his back and take aim on the poor soul, Snauz... Click the hammer flyes forwod for the primer case and strike with a feirce Crack and ingnites the powder charge in turn propelling the bullet tward snauz head faster then sound and just as Opie say "snauz..." to get his attention, Snauz head is oblitterated and brain matter is slung twards Opies face...half a second later Opie hears the shot, is he to late...

snauzberries · « **Reply #102 on:** December 03, 2003, 09:08:19 PM »

Respawning with a termendus hedache snauz walks out and sees jolly rooting through opies brainspaltered body. so po that jolly he being a thife he wlks up and goes kung-fu on him bendig him in ways never thought possible. after that he sees that opie has a bullet hole through his forehead so snauz returs to doing joolys work of looting dead ppl.

:sword::impact:

JollyRoger · « **Reply #103 on:** December 03, 2003, 09:33:31 PM »

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Originally posted by [303]snauzberries
Respawning with a termendus hedache snauz walks out and sees jolly rooting through opies brainspaltered body. so po that jolly he being a thife he wlks up and goes kung-fu on him bendig him in ways never thought possible. after that he sees that opie has a bullet hole through his forehead so snauz returs to doing joolys work of looting dead ppl.

:sword::impact:

ZW can you clean this up for us.

n1c · « **Reply #104 on:** December 04, 2003, 01:17:58 PM »

dragon is running to the ammo storage to find some ammo for his banneli shootgun.
as he runs he thinks to himself "Man 1 shot kills are the best, the ammo lasts so much longer." Dragon met up with Zeet and ZW in the barrics. Ahh, Dragon your just in time lets jump in the tanks out back and realy cause some havock. they all jumped in and set off tord the big battelfield. . . . . . . .

snauzberries · « **Reply #105 on:** December 04, 2003, 05:25:07 PM »

hearing jolly complain abot my horrible grammer snauz turns and shoots. jooly fall with the ground spaterd with fresh blood.
hearing a tank in the distastace snauz looks for cover.
its a maasive work of macinery. snauz wants it but dragon and zw are in it so he serches his pockets and he finds...................nothing. o crap what will happen....

ZWarrior · « **Reply #106 on:** December 04, 2003, 11:00:56 PM »

ZW pilots the tank with such grace and ease that it is almost shameful the way snauz turns into a puddle under the treads as ZW runs him over.

Dragon looks down into the tank at ZW, "Did we hit something?"

"Naw, just a bump in the dirt I think."

"Oh, then where'd the mess on the side of the tank come from?"

"Musta been a rabbit or something."

The shrill shriek of an RPG interupts their convo.

ZW turns the turret and Dragon opens with the mounted 50cal, painfully seperating Wolvy's torso in two pieces.

ZW fires a sabot round and destroys the BMP that Opie was trying to bring around behind them.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #107 on:** December 05, 2003, 03:33:09 PM »

Runnig by Snauz's sqiuah body Jolly annoinces 'eewww'

He meets up with ZW and Dragon to get orders

He is told to go foward to scout for anti-tank rockets and on his way he finds an ammo depot 'loads up with ammo'

Jolly take camp in some bushes and wihips out some Binoculars and starts scanning

Snauz....15 sec to spawn....

snauzberries · « **Reply #108 on:** December 05, 2003, 05:21:07 PM »

snauz is a little tweked so he deside to have some fun:evil
he spawn and goes to the closest ammo depo.......he walks in and asks if nebody was in there. no awswer he goes to the wepon storage and find what he is lokking for.........dynomite

just than a russle was heard in the far corrner. he sees the enmies uniform.
pulling out a grenade he stethfuly waks up to his victum . pulling the pin he crouches down. after three seconds he chuks the buitiful explosive and lnding right behind the victum.
Jolly shoots into the air like a cat hereng a loud noise. BOOM!
snauz will never forget the look on his face. now he begins to walk out. "now for that tank"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #109 on:** December 06, 2003, 04:56:46 PM »

Snauz starts to exit the depot, turning to look out the door as he goes.

He stops short as he realizes that his nose is in a large round hole smelling suspiciously like cordite. He takes a step back and looks above the tank's barrel to see Dragon waving with a big smile on his face.

"Hey there Snauz! Can you say Boom!"

BOOOM!!!

'I knew ya could!"

ZW backs the tank up and goes to collect Jolly who has respawned down the road.

snauzberries · « **Reply #110 on:** December 06, 2003, 10:12:25 PM »

owwwww

JollyRoger · « **Reply #111 on:** December 07, 2003, 10:49:56 AM »

Jolly looks back just in time to see the tank backing up, its cannon emerging from the door he thinks to him self,

' I wonder what that was about'

Jolly continues to scan for enemys that could harm the "Precious"... tank.

He see a shadow off in the harizon and he focus on it he can't make out if it is friand or foe

He is alarmed to see a tube mounted to the sodliers sholder panicing he takes aim
<CRACK> the shot hit the middle of the head and the figure falls

'Tank safe, It can now go forward", Jolly signal the Dragon and ZW to proseed.

Fraggster · « **Reply #112 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:49:34 PM »

Just then fraggy, who has been watch over this frag fest with great amusement pulls out his anti-tank gun and proceeds to blow there "precious" tank to hell and back just as jolly kills a team mate from a distance.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #113 on:** December 13, 2003, 01:09:08 AM »

Jolly notices Fraggy moving through the Brush to get a good shot off at the tank.
Jolly Chucks a smoke can out to warn the tank and distract the enemy for a brief second, and then Dragon see Fraggy ...

n1c · « **Reply #114 on:** December 13, 2003, 10:54:45 AM »

Dragon saw the puffin smoke and was instantly called to attention. Dragon yelled down at Z "Hey I think we got trouble". Just then a rocket propelled grenade exploded on the side of the tank. Dragon and z about had a hart attack from the noise. then Z saw them reloading in the distance, aiming the barrel of the tank Zwarrior fires of a round and sends the culprit flying through the air...
Dragon jumps out and inspects the damage. Well, it’s not serious but I can’t fix it in les than a day. Ill do what I can and well set off to find another tank........

[Edited on 12-14-2003 by Dragon Master]

opiesilver · « **Reply #115 on:** December 13, 2003, 04:27:28 PM »

Opie, still PO'd from having to rebuild Mr. Snuggles, watches all that has gone on from afar. **Beep, Beep** Cool the Ion Cannon has recharged. Bye-Bye Mr. Tank.

*evil grin*

I just love the smell of fallout in the morning.

[Edited on 12-15-2003 by ZWarrior]

JollyRoger · « **Reply #116 on:** December 14, 2003, 07:33:57 PM »

Jolly Turns On super Shield

snauzberries · « **Reply #117 on:** December 14, 2003, 07:34:13 PM »

Snauz is a lil anoyed that jolly hasent diend for a coulpe of posts

He hops in a tank he "found" and drives off
seein jolly playing around with his gun he aims his barrel in that direction
sudnly a blueih-greenish-purplesh beam get shot from opies last known position
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
the tank has been blowin to oblvion and beoynd along with jolly and ne others in the blast radius.
"shoot i wanted that kill"
so snauz goes on tank patrol

JollyRoger · « **Reply #118 on:** December 15, 2003, 06:18:26 PM »

Jolly, Still Alive but now floatong in oblivion
finds himself a little puzzled

"So this is what Oblivion looks like"

Jolly Floats looking for answers

ZWarrior · « **Reply #119 on:** December 15, 2003, 06:23:13 PM »

ZW crawls through the brush on a high ridge above all other areas. He brings the binoculars to his eyes and keys his mic.

"eagle-1, fire support. have target. Fire for correct"

"Eagle-1 copy. Firing one round for correct."

Dragon fires the Howitzer and waits for correction from ZW.

"eagle-1, correct left and back."

'eagle-1, left and back, roger"

Dragon makes the correction and fires again.

The round screams through the air and lands on Snauz's bunker.

"eagle-1, target on. Fire for effect."

Dragon opens up and begins dropping rounds on the bunker and the resources around him.

ZW watches as Opies spawns in the bunker doorway and chuckles as he tries to escape the barrage.

He pulls out the sniper rifle and scopes in on the bunker window. He sees snauz huddled in the back corner in a large puddle of what might be sweat.

He takes a breath, holds it and squeezes off one round.

"eagle-1. hold fire. All targets eliminated."

ZW crawls back down the ridge and looks for a new fire point.

snauzberries · « **Reply #120 on:** December 15, 2003, 08:22:49 PM »

this is not going to well for snauz..
he calls on the poswers of the force and finds his lightsaber.
"hmm seem that mr. snuggles has a new freind"
spawnig and using his forse intution hey easy locats z weak mind

he casts a hypnosis on z to fire upon his team and himself

z and dragan are now gone

ZWarrior · « **Reply #121 on:** December 16, 2003, 02:01:53 PM »

ZW fights the power and dons his tin-foil cap. "Good against governments, aliens, and rogue Jedi."

Finally free of the evil influences, but weary from the fight to regain his control, he staggers into the cockpit of the AC-130 and fires up the engines.

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #122 on:** December 16, 2003, 02:44:31 PM »

Wolfy, with binoculars in hand, sees someone entering an AC-130. Knowing it's the enemy from the chicken feathers in the aluminum hat being worn, he decides to give some air support to his fellow comrades. Wolfy jumps into an Apache Helicopter Special Platinum Edition. His copilit, Gladiator, nick named GOOSE. (roflol) After turning on power and defeating the power of gravity, Wolfy starts his hunt through the sky for ZW and his AC-130.... ZW notices Snauz respawning below... he takes a turn around and come back and drills the unknowing comrade with some machine guns, pasting his life fluids on the wall behind him. Wolfy feeling the loss of another team mate, and hating that fact of another SPAWN KILLER in the game, shouts with great pride.. "ADRIAN!" ...(he just watched Rocky last night) Wolfy starts to control the helicopter to gain some lift... just then he notices ZW flying underneath. How did Wolfy know it was ZW, you ask? Because behind the AC-130, ZW was dragging an advertisement banner that said "Will kill for CHEESEDIP"...Wolfy taking the opportunity drops altitude behind the AC-130, turns on the SPECIAL EDITION (BLUE THUNDER JETS) and takes it forward to follow the splendid machinery. Wolfy locks on to ZW and unleashes plethora of the NEW AC-130 tracing rockets. 20 of them to be specific. Another jet is airborne and following Wolfy. "Talk to me GOOSE! where are they!" Goose replying "I can't see them" They both are frantic, for a second and then Wolfy says to himself, "Who is that? Well I may not know, but these are my skies, and I'll just have to take them out to."

((((( intermission )))))))

Just then the second aircraft let's off a rocket in the direction of Wolfy. Goose (aka Gladiator) lets out a big laugh and tells Wolfy, "Watch this!"

As the second pilot is watching, Wolfy and Gladiator vanish. Second airpilot is Dragon, and responds..."What the heck? he was right there in front of me." ZW notices the rockets behind him...figures "I'll make a turn around and bring the missiles back at Wolfy and take us both down... ZW makes his turn..sees Wolfy in the distance. "5 seconds to impact!" As ZW is about to hit the on coming aircraft, he notices it is Dragon. Time slows to a stand still.. You hear both Dragon and ZW start to yell 'NO! G-e-t o-u-t o-f t-h-e w-a-y!'... (their voices sound so LOW because of time standing still ) The 2 aircraft collide with a fireworks display had all the missiles collide with each other.....

From the ground.."What a sight!" says opiesilver...."THat was totally awesome!" says snauz... just then. right next to both of them an APACHE starts to appear. They both jump back.. who is that they are seeing... Wolfy and Gladiator jump out of the cockpit. Gladiator says "I love these new APACHES ..they have cloaking devices." They all laugh :lol

:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling:rolling

[Edited on 12-16-2003 by Wolverine of Ambush!]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #123 on:** December 16, 2003, 03:55:10 PM »

ZW finds himself falling from the wreckage of his AC-130 as a high rate of speed. As he looks around at the rapidly approaching ground he sees the Apache appear near a group of enemy players.

As he nears the ground he pulls the ripcord and holds on for dear life as the chute opens and slows his rapid decent
to a gentle glide.

ZW locks off the chute controls and brings his MarkII Redeemer online. He sites on the laughing targets below and gently pulls the trigger.

The guided rocket leaps from it's holder and begins it hunt for the target designated.

Opie stops laughing for a second and looks around, "You guys hear something?"

Ba-WHOOOM

As the cloud of energy expands from the impact area, having disintegrated Wolvy, Opie, Snauz, and Goose, ZW realizes that he has floated too close. The released energy burns as it passes by him, but leaves him with only a bad sunburn due to his battle suits protection.

But the ground is again rapidly approaching.

ZW looks up and sees that the delicate material of his chute has been disintegrated as well, and he is now falling fast and going to hit hard.

"Oops."

snauzberries · « **Reply #124 on:** December 16, 2003, 09:22:17 PM »

snauz loves the power of the jedi
yet again he plays a cheap trick on z making him think that the redeemer actualy hit
"silly fool, sholda made sure his hat woldent fall off in big crashes of hellicopters"
As z looks up he sees a large slow monving missle heading his way from the power full push of snauzes forse push
as snauz lokks apon his fun he seez a blur in the sky

NO IT CANT BE!
IT IS!
jolly has retered from oblivion
o well the reddemer should take him out

"i love those new apaches"

BOOM!

jolly and z are obliterate in the reddemers chaos
with the force none shall stop me

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