I might be on the FBI Watch list!

[JollyRoger]

Well, I'm not for sure But it is quite possible that I my name is on the Terrorist watch list.
Why you might ask, Why would little Ol' me be on the terrorist watch list.
Here's why.

1. I have been arrested.
2. I have announced to the world that I'm a Pirate.
3. Because I access information on anarchy in Germany, Japan, and Holland.
4. For this statement: ' Anarchy is the only true freedom, Governments Lie, Stop being sheep! ' (Which is fifty persent joke and half serious, But not exactly literal )
5. For looking up Alex Jones and other types conspiracy theorist and accessing there info.

And you think I'm being paranoid....I can't buy plane tickets!!!! (I tried)

I told the lady at the counter thank you thats exactly what I wanted to know. She looked puzzled. and I walk away.

[ZWarrior]

Ya know, ya might try being a little more subtle there, bub.

[JollyRoger]

Subtle? About announcing this, or about my activities. Except for the first thing, (being arrested) Nothing I have done Should put me on a terrorist watch list. Even the arrest shouldn't, and the combinations of these 5 things shouldn't put me on a watch list either. I think this is absolutely hilarious, and asinine. 

[ZWarrior]

So she told you that you are on the list and cannot buy tickets?

[JollyRoger]

She said "I can't sell you this ticket sir".
"I'm sorry, why not" I asked
"You're on a government watch list" 

[ZWarrior]

BWAHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

You may want to look into that though.  There have been a lot of instances where someone is on a watch list but it is actually someone else that is supposed to be.

Did she give you the contact information for the list?  I think they are supposed to give you that if this occurs.

[JollyRoger]

No, she didn't. I can get in contact with Terrorist Screening Center, however I'm not to terribly concerned about it right now, because I'm not exactly sure if I'm on the list or just misidentified. I'm doing my research now and see what comes of it. To tell you the truth I'm kind of flattered by it. I don't know why. I just am.

[Mr_Anderson]

Be sure to watch out for those terrorist children. There has been news reports of infants being on the list and have not been allowed onto a plane.

[ZWarrior]

That would be... you?

[Mr_Anderson]

How did you find out! :O

[JollyRoger]

Oh and strike six,
My name is Jollyroger.
Who wrote the Anarchist's Cook Book
I know it sounds far fetched but.....

[ZWarrior]

I had one of those a long time ago.  Somebody borrowed it and I never saw it again.

[JollyRoger]

Under the circumstances I probably shouldn't admit this but I had one to, it was a first edition too. So most of it was untampered with.