Author Topic: Quotes of Note (Read 118963 times)

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #275 on:** August 23, 2005, 04:24:27 PM »

"I love BF2..."

-- Ten Minutes Later --

"I hate BF2"

-- Mr. Anderson

ZWarrior · « **Reply #276 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:31:04 AM »

"I love BF2!"

*game drops to desktop again*

"@!@#$!@#$!@#$!@%@#$%#$%#$^#^&#^%&$%^&$%^&$%^&%^&!!! I hate these developers!
Anderson, if you go to the dark side like they did, so help me..."

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #277 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:06:18 PM »

"We have so many issues lets make an expansion pack!"

-- EA

*I will never go with EA*

ZWarrior · « **Reply #278 on:** August 30, 2005, 12:18:31 PM »

"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."
-- The Best of Will Rogers

ZWarrior · « **Reply #279 on:** September 08, 2005, 09:33:47 AM »

"I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned."
-- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom Is"

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #280 on:** September 08, 2005, 07:16:25 PM »

"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking."
-- Arthur Block

ZWarrior · « **Reply #281 on:** September 13, 2005, 01:14:53 PM »

"If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment."
-- Douglas Jerrold

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #282 on:** September 13, 2005, 04:52:06 PM »

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
-- Jonny Carson

ZWarrior · « **Reply #283 on:** October 05, 2005, 09:29:55 AM »

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
-- Bertrand Russell

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #284 on:** October 05, 2005, 04:07:02 PM »

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think!"
-- Milton Berle

JollyRoger · « **Reply #285 on:** October 05, 2005, 05:54:26 PM »

If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.
--George Muncaster

ZWarrior · « **Reply #286 on:** October 06, 2005, 12:09:28 PM »

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable."
-- Slashdot

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #287 on:** October 06, 2005, 04:21:50 PM »

"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
-- Isaac Asimov

ZWarrior · « **Reply #288 on:** October 10, 2005, 09:00:44 AM »

"timesharing, n: An access method whereby one computer abuses many people."
-- Slashdot

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #289 on:** October 10, 2005, 11:44:19 AM »

"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode. "
-- Capt. Malcolm Reynolds (Aka: Nathan Fillion)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #290 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:55:38 AM »

Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.

Papa_Smurf · « **Reply #291 on:** October 12, 2005, 12:02:13 PM »

Manhood's axiom: Never till all else fails, read the instructions.

Boomslang · « **Reply #292 on:** October 12, 2005, 02:24:48 PM »

WHAT SENATOR JOHN GLENN SAID

http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/glenn.asp

ZWarrior · « **Reply #293 on:** October 18, 2005, 09:01:48 AM »

"Real Men don't make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it."
-- Linus Torvalds

JollyRoger · « **Reply #294 on:** November 15, 2005, 03:05:57 PM »

I emptied two clips on you! -- Spade

Yhea, Two clips of missing!!!! -- Snauz

Reaper · « **Reply #295 on:** November 18, 2005, 10:35:13 PM »

"don't be a noob, quit camping"-anonamys (i have no idea how to spell, go easy on me)

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #296 on:** November 18, 2005, 11:18:10 PM »

"Don't be a noob, quit spamming"

-- Mr. [A!]nderson

ZWarrior · « **Reply #297 on:** December 02, 2005, 10:20:37 AM »

"nohup rm -fr /&"
-- Slashdot

* All you non-*nix heads can go google that.

*

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #298 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:12:40 PM »

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-- Humphrey Bogart

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #299 on:** December 08, 2005, 08:44:57 PM »

"Oh, my God. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing? Oh, right, that would be me. Back to work."
-- Hoban 'Wash' Washburn (Aka Alan Tudyk)

[Edited on 12-9-2005 by Mr_Anderson]

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