Author Topic: Quotes of Note (Read 119360 times)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #350 on:** November 01, 2006, 07:34:23 AM »

"I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either..."
-- Author Unknown

ZWarrior · « **Reply #351 on:** November 06, 2006, 07:14:51 AM »

"Tact, n.: The unsaid part of what you're thinking."

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #352 on:** November 06, 2006, 09:05:55 AM »

A death in the family

Enjoy:wavey:

P.S. You might have to save it first so you can zoom in to read the text.. but it is worth ...very funny

[Edited on 11-6-2006 by Wolverine of Ambush!]

ZWarrior · « **Reply #353 on:** November 06, 2006, 02:42:00 PM »

"Did he drop any good loot?"

:lol:clap:

ZWarrior · « **Reply #354 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:53:38 AM »

"Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur."

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #355 on:** November 14, 2006, 12:32:12 PM »

"Great Leaders are not evaluated on the length at which they speak, but on the impact of their message."

Wolverine of Ambush! · « **Reply #356 on:** November 14, 2006, 12:36:25 PM »

Here's a GREAT one.. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!

"Until you make an 'uncommon' contribution in this earth your existence is unnecessary."

ZWarrior · « **Reply #357 on:** November 16, 2006, 07:31:39 AM »

"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
-- Woody Allen

ZWarrior · « **Reply #358 on:** January 09, 2007, 07:43:09 AM »

"It's multiple choice time... What is FORTRAN? a: Between thre and fiv tran. b: What two computers engage in before they interface. c: Ridiculous."
-- /.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #359 on:** January 17, 2007, 02:53:17 PM »

"f you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you clearly don't understand the situation."
-- /.

ZWarrior · « **Reply #360 on:** January 29, 2007, 07:17:43 AM »

"That's always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks you're crazy."
-- Evelyn E. Smith

ZWarrior · « **Reply #361 on:** February 01, 2007, 01:49:05 PM »

"I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality."
-- Phyllis Diller

ZWarrior · « **Reply #362 on:** February 06, 2007, 07:12:04 AM »

"Love is being stupid together."
-- Paul Valery

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #363 on:** February 06, 2007, 07:11:02 PM »

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein

ZWarrior · « **Reply #364 on:** March 07, 2007, 07:19:23 AM »

"Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches."
-- The Best of Will Rogers

ZWarrior · « **Reply #365 on:** July 06, 2007, 07:53:14 AM »

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

Spade · « **Reply #366 on:** July 06, 2007, 08:54:06 AM »

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character,
give him power.

Abraham Lincoln

ZWarrior · « **Reply #367 on:** July 06, 2007, 08:56:56 AM »

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
-- George Washington

Holy Cow! It's Spade! I was just thinking of you this morning.

Spade · « **Reply #368 on:** July 06, 2007, 09:15:23 AM »

Likewise...............I thought I better get my yearly posting in....lol.....And now I know why I was supposed to log in......welcome back!!!!:touched;

ZWarrior · « **Reply #369 on:** August 09, 2007, 07:21:49 AM »

"Any woman is a volume if one knows how to read her."

-- /.

JollyRoger · « **Reply #370 on:** August 09, 2007, 01:45:49 PM »

Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a Doctor, hmmmmm?

-- Dr. Perry Cox / Scrub

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #371 on:** August 10, 2007, 02:53:29 AM »

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters... and people who talk at the theater." --Book from Firefly

JollyRoger · « **Reply #372 on:** August 11, 2007, 05:17:20 AM »

She is purely ornamental.
- Jolly

ZWarrior · « **Reply #373 on:** August 11, 2007, 10:23:46 PM »

"What man hasn't looked at other women? Me? It's the ones that looked back that I married!"
--- Uncle Lazlo from "Romance on the High Seas"

ZWarrior · « **Reply #374 on:** August 20, 2007, 09:27:46 AM »

"May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels."
-- /.

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