Author Topic: Quotes of Note (Read 119063 times)

ZWarrior · « **Reply #225 on:** April 20, 2005, 08:39:54 AM »

"...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is the practice of truth."
- George Jacob Holyoake

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #226 on:** April 20, 2005, 12:51:30 PM »

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
-- Henny Youngman

[Edited on 4-20-2005 by ZWarrior]

Boomslang · « **Reply #227 on:** April 20, 2005, 04:19:37 PM »

Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #228 on:** April 20, 2005, 05:31:41 PM »

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
-- George Burns

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #229 on:** April 23, 2005, 06:39:35 PM »

"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something."
-- Plato

ZWarrior · « **Reply #230 on:** May 11, 2005, 09:32:18 AM »

"You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday."
-- Garfield

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #231 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:23:24 PM »

"Welcome back Mr. Anderson. We missed you."
-- Mr. Smith from the Matrix

Zeet · « **Reply #232 on:** May 11, 2005, 03:50:00 PM »

"Remember, where ever you go there you are"
~Clark Grizwald

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #233 on:** May 24, 2005, 01:27:50 PM »

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
-- Britney Spears

ZWarrior · « **Reply #234 on:** May 24, 2005, 05:16:26 PM »

"There is no Overkill, only 'Open Fire' and 'I need to reload'"

- Schlock Mercenary

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #235 on:** May 24, 2005, 06:01:31 PM »

" Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -- Winston Churchill (replying to Lady Astor's comment "Sir, you're drunk!")

ZWarrior · « **Reply #236 on:** June 01, 2005, 01:29:18 PM »

Why are you so hard to ignore?
-- Slashdot

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #237 on:** June 01, 2005, 04:00:32 PM »

"If we don't end war, war will end us."
-- H.G. Wells

ZWarrior · « **Reply #238 on:** June 01, 2005, 04:12:58 PM »

Rule #34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #239 on:** June 01, 2005, 04:17:24 PM »

"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at with out result."
-- Wiston Churchill

ZWarrior · « **Reply #240 on:** June 01, 2005, 04:20:45 PM »

Rule #35: That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #241 on:** June 01, 2005, 04:23:45 PM »

Rule #36: Rockets are the beginning, but nukes are the end!

ZWarrior · « **Reply #242 on:** June 02, 2005, 10:38:48 AM »

"My dog's gone because I spilled Spot remover on him."

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #243 on:** June 02, 2005, 12:31:26 PM »

"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."
-- Franceis Feneloa

ZWarrior · « **Reply #244 on:** June 02, 2005, 12:46:26 PM »

"I used to sit on the banks with a raft and watch the water roll lazily by. One day I pushed my raft into the shallows of the water and found the water moved swifter than I thought. My raft was actually a boat.

Then, after some time, I rowed my little boat into deeper water. There were great storms, mighty winds, tremendous waves, and sometimes I felt so alone

But I have noticed my little rowboat is now a mighty ship manned by my friends and loved ones; and beautiful calm seas, warm sunny days, and nights filled with comfortable dreams always double after a storm.

Now, I could never go back and sit on the bank. In fact, I search for deeper water. Such is life when lived."

-- B. D. Gulledge

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #245 on:** June 02, 2005, 12:53:20 PM »

"He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

ZWarrior · « **Reply #246 on:** June 03, 2005, 08:30:32 AM »

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."

-- Western Union internal memo, 1876.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #247 on:** June 03, 2005, 12:33:48 PM »

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
-- Rita Mae Brown

ZWarrior · « **Reply #248 on:** June 03, 2005, 01:47:52 PM »

"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'"

-- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.

Mr_Anderson · « **Reply #249 on:** June 03, 2005, 02:56:39 PM »

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
-- Mark Twain

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